WWE General Discussion-November 2008

[ChrisMWaters 0]

This shouldn't be as entertaining to me as it is, but these wwekids.com wrestler profiles are pretty funny. For example, let's see what Randy Orton's advice to children is:

 

http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/randyorton/

 

I liked Umaga's paper too.

 

LMAO at Jericho listing his height as 6' - keep dreaming, buddy.

Eh, almost all WWE competitors exaggurate their heights.

 

Andre back in the day was only about 6'11" or so and they listed him as 7'5"

 

Hogan was 6'5" they listed him as 6'8"

 

Rey is only what...5'2 or 3? They listed him as 5'6 or 7 a while back.

[haws bah gawd 0]

This shouldn't be as entertaining to me as it is, but these wwekids.com wrestler profiles are pretty funny. For example, let's see what Randy Orton's advice to children is:

 

http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/randyorton/

 

I liked Umaga's paper too.

 

LMAO at Jericho listing his height as 6' - keep dreaming, buddy.

Eh, almost all WWE competitors exaggurate their heights.

 

Andre back in the day was only about 6'11" or so and they listed him as 7'5"

 

Hogan was 6'5" they listed him as 6'8"

 

Rey is only what...5'2 or 3? They listed him as 5'6 or 7 a while back.

 

Rey's got to be one of, if not the shortest wrestler they have. I don't know any others that rebound off the middle rope when running the ropes.

 

[ChrisMWaters 0]

This shouldn't be as entertaining to me as it is, but these wwekids.com wrestler profiles are pretty funny. For example, let's see what Randy Orton's advice to children is:

 

http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/randyorton/

 

I liked Umaga's paper too.

 

LMAO at Jericho listing his height as 6' - keep dreaming, buddy.

Eh, almost all WWE competitors exaggurate their heights.

 

Andre back in the day was only about 6'11" or so and they listed him as 7'5"

 

Hogan was 6'5" they listed him as 6'8"

 

Rey is only what...5'2 or 3? They listed him as 5'6 or 7 a while back.

 

Rey's got to be one of, if not the shortest wrestler they have. I don't know any others that rebound off the middle rope when running the ropes.

Not including Hornswoggle, right?

[dubq 0]

This shouldn't be as entertaining to me as it is, but these wwekids.com wrestler profiles are pretty funny. For example, let's see what Randy Orton's advice to children is:

 

http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/randyorton/

 

I liked Umaga's paper too.

 

LMAO at Jericho listing his height as 6' - keep dreaming, buddy.

Eh, almost all WWE competitors exaggurate their heights.

 

Andre back in the day was only about 6'11" or so and they listed him as 7'5"

 

Hogan was 6'5" they listed him as 6'8"

 

Rey is only what...5'2 or 3? They listed him as 5'6 or 7 a while back.

 

True.. Hogan is one thing.. he's already huge, though. You couldn't really tell the difference on TV back then anyway. Today, though, I just find it funny with blatantly short guys like Jericho.

[LivingLegendGaryColeman 0]

Apparently CM Punk's farts smell like Mike Adamle's commentating and he finds the most annoying Superstar in the WWE to be Lilian Garcia.

[Enigma 0]

I'm 5'10'' and was definitely taller than Jericho when I met him. I'd say he was about 5'8''.

[The Truthiness 0]

http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/johnmorrison/

 

Morrison is hilarious.

[Silence 0]

I'd be annoyed with Taker too if I knew my feud with him was going to be the same as everyone else's.

 

"I'm not afraid of The Undertaker!"

 

*Lightning bolts strike in the arena*

 

"Oh wait, I guess I am! Aaaaahhh!"

 

*Runs backstage*

[dubq 0]

Kane's favourite band is Rush.. I didn't see that coming, lol.

[The Truthiness 0]

Miz is the most annoying guy on the roster.

 

 

 

[Ravenbomb 0]

Wow, Shelton Benjamin really doesn't like JTG of Cryme Tyme.

[foleyfanforever88 0]

LOL at Umaga's survey answers.

[The Truthiness 0]

I would pay good money too see Miz work Kofi Kingston's name in to Undertaker theme music.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I tried it in my head, doesn't seem that hard. Weird though.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

[TheFranchise 0]

The kid is completely no-selling.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

It was his Make-A-Wish wish.

[Brett Favre 0]

To no sell?

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

MVP has lots of inspiration lately based on his Profile dealy.

[haws bah gawd 0]

This shouldn't be as entertaining to me as it is, but these wwekids.com wrestler profiles are pretty funny. For example, let's see what Randy Orton's advice to children is:

 

http://www.wwekids.com/superstars/randyorton/

 

I liked Umaga's paper too.

 

LMAO at Jericho listing his height as 6' - keep dreaming, buddy.

Eh, almost all WWE competitors exaggurate their heights.

 

Andre back in the day was only about 6'11" or so and they listed him as 7'5"

 

Hogan was 6'5" they listed him as 6'8"

 

Rey is only what...5'2 or 3? They listed him as 5'6 or 7 a while back.

 

Rey's got to be one of, if not the shortest wrestler they have. I don't know any others that rebound off the middle rope when running the ropes.

Not including Hornswoggle, right?

 

True. For some reason, I consider Hornswoggle more of a manager or hideous valet than anything else.

[Epic Reine 0]

MVP likes Bad Brain? That's a stunning revelation.

[garfieldsnose 0]

Any news regarding a new RAW GM?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Any news regarding a new RAW GM?

Adamle just quit in both real life and on Raw this past Monday. Ask that again after the next Raw.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Interesting note from the latest Observer newsletter/show is that WWE are now cracking down on marijuana, because they're tired of the attitude a lot of the wrestlers have towards their policy, with numerous failures for it. A few wrestlers have failed more than once, and one has even failed 12 times. On the radio show, Dave expressly said that CM Punk was not one of those names. It was also pointed out that top guys are getting away with test failures with no repercussions, because of the usual double standards that come with wrestling.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I liked the note about how Vince turned down an angle where Undertaker possesses souls of entertainers to make an army as it was "too silly". Too silly for Vince McMahon.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Interesting note from the latest Observer newsletter/show is that WWE are now cracking down on marijuana, because they're tired of the attitude a lot of the wrestlers have towards their policy, with numerous failures for it. A few wrestlers have failed more than once, and one has even failed 12 times. On the radio show, Dave expressly said that CM Punk was not one of those names. It was also pointed out that top guys are getting away with test failures with no repercussions, because of the usual double standards that come with wrestling.

Looks like Rob Van Dam won't be coming back to WWE any time soon.

 

[dubq 0]

As long as guys aren't high on weed when they're actually "on duty" - ie: in a match or at an appearance - then it really shouldn't be that big of an issue. I'd think that there are bigger drug issues that they should be tackling other than recreational cannabis.

[dubq 0]

MVP likes Bad Brain? That's a stunning revelation.

 

Holy crap, that's awesome! Respect for MVP - increasing.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

As long as guys aren't high on weed when they're actually "on duty" - ie: in a match or at an appearance - then it really shouldn't be that big of an issue. I'd think that there are bigger drug issues that they should be tackling other than recreational cannabis.

WWE can't be seen to have a lax attitude towards an illegal drug, especially after their previous version of the Wellness Policy was publicly revealed to be a joke. There are bigger drug issues to be tackled, but WWE have to be seen to be strongly against all illegal drugs. Now, whether they let some guys slide when it comes to using those drugs is another issue.

[Vigo 0]

As long as guys aren't high on weed when they're actually "on duty" - ie: in a match or at an appearance - then it really shouldn't be that big of an issue. I'd think that there are bigger drug issues that they should be tackling other than recreational cannabis.

WWE can't be seen to have a lax attitude towards an illegal drug, especially after their previous version of the Wellness Policy was publicly revealed to be a joke. There are bigger drug issues to be tackled, but WWE have to be seen to be strongly against all illegal drugs. Now, whether they let some guys slide when it comes to using those drugs is another issue.

 

Yeah, but when the media gets on the WWE's case about illegal drugs it's usually in regards to stuff like steroids. Wrestlers smoking weed? Who gives a shit? That won't sell you newspapers or bring in the TV ratings.