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The OaO Misogyny Thread

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Hate a bitch? Feel ill at ease with the level of control that women hold over you? Fear that your tiny member will never be enough to satisfy a non-imaginary woman? Let it all out here. You're among friends.

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Actually, those lyrics were written by, erm... I want to say the D.O.C. They first appeared on The Chronic, anyway. The more you know.

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Fuck bitches man,

 

I be catchin' bitches

While bitches be catchin' feelings!

 

But yeah... fuck dealing with women and their bullshit tests. Dealing with one is like having to train a fucking a dog you just got. Bitches be doing stupid shit just to see how much they can get away with and... fuck that shit, I ain't got time for that mess.

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West Coast shit nigga

Overdosage, imperial pistols ferocious

Fuck a bitch, don't tease bitch, strip tease bitch

Eat a bowl of these bitch, gobble the dick

Hoes forgot to eat a dick can shut the fuck up!

Gobble and swallow a nut up, shut up and get my cash

Backhanded, pimp-slapped backwards and left stranded

Just pop ya collar, pimp convention hoes for a dollar

Six-Duece in a plush, six-duece Impala

Pimpin hoes from Texas to Guatemala

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If "the more you know" means dumb as fuck, yeah.

 

I ain't fucking no bitch raw, if that's what you mean. Ain't trying to be no daddy. Bitches try to get you to take them to the Cheesecake Factory, ordering popcorn shrimp and strawberry lemonade. All they trying to do is get your motherfucking cheese. Yeah!

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I treat a bitch like 7-Up. Never have, never will.

 

That made me spit coffee all over my keyboard. IN ANGER~~

 

I think my problem may be that I like women too much.

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Might as well toss this in here instead of the things that anger you thread, since I'm... here.

 

My ex called me yesterday bitching about the amount of the child support check I sent, which was less than I usually send, but more than legally required, saying that I need to get a better job if I can't send more money. She knows it's a down time at my work, she knows hours go in the shitter, and why would I go find a job working 40-50 hours a week making the exact dollar amount I do now working 20? If I went looking for another job, I'd be working McD drive thru for 5 bucks an hour since that's all that is available right now.

 

Then she rightfully said I should go back to school, which I should, but she went off on me again when I mentioned that if I did go back to school I'd have to cutback even more on what I could send.

 

She has a shitton of bills, yeah, I get that, I do to. She didn't _need_ a new car off the lot. I don't ever see my son, so I'm "not a part of his life" well who is the one who took him to fucking North Carolina after the divorce? She causes effects then wants me to fix them. Nah, that shits why we got divorced in the first place.

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Maz just made me want to make sure I have condoms, contraceptive pills, and maybe even a depo shot somewhere around the house just in case. That has got to suck, man.

 

One of the things my family always says to me is that with all the fucking up I've done in my life so far, at least I haven't knocked up some girl yet. Came close this summer, though.. way too close.

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One of the things my family always says to me is that with all the fucking up I've done in my life so far, at least I haven't knocked up some girl yet. Came close this summer, though.. way too close.

How close? Like coat hanger close?

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This gyal I'm gonna hit Saturday night has said no condom and I always wrap it up. The trade-off is if I go bare-back I get to pop in her mouth plus she's on the pill.

 

Really on the fence on this one. Fellas?

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One of the things my family always says to me is that with all the fucking up I've done in my life so far, at least I haven't knocked up some girl yet. Came close this summer, though.. way too close.

How close? Like coat hanger close?

 

Miscarriage close.

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This gyal I'm gonna hit Saturday night has said no condom and I always wrap it up. The trade-off is if I go bare-back I get to pop in her mouth plus she's on the pill.

 

Really on the fence on this one. Fellas?

 

It's a pretty nice feeling to pull out and bathe their bare torso in your milk, if not the mouth like you said. Is this the girl you've been sorta seeing over the past couple weeks? If so, yeah go for it.

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No, new girl. Busting inside is great but this is the first gal that's totally down with letting me Peter North her. She's been sending pics to my cell of her diddling herself over the last few days to tease me. Cunt. Naturally I sent her cock shots.

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I don't know, I think his last two sentences firmly had him in that misogyny category.

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I kissed you on the cheek, "Good-night my love", I say,

You turned to me and smile, a baby's on the way,

and then you drift asleep, to dream of life anew,

and I lie wondering, just what, I should do...

 

I could kick you in the stomach, and catch you unawares,

I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs.

When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye,

as I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...

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Maz just made me want to make sure I have condoms, contraceptive pills, and maybe even a depo shot somewhere around the house just in case. That has got to suck, man.

 

One of the things my family always says to me is that with all the fucking up I've done in my life so far, at least I haven't knocked up some girl yet. Came close this summer, though.. way too close.

 

 

The thing is she's usually cool about it, I mean we wanted to have a kid, and then other shit just piled up all of the sudden which led to the divorce. Mainly her overly controlling nature, and my tendency to not give a fuck and shutdown when stressed out.

 

She wants what is best for our son, but her logic is flawed. She knew one person who happened to fall ass backwards into a great paying easy ass job in these parts and think they are everywhere. I've looked for another job, you can't get hired at more than 8 dollars an hour, because people know that they can find someone who will take that pay, if not lower just because they are backed against the wall.

 

I make 14 and change an hour, which isn't bad. Even in slow times I manage to pull down 350 a week, which is survivable here, but I can't go shelling out half my monthly income because she didn't like her apartment and had to move into a nicer place and then is tight with cash. I get all her reasons, it's a better neighborhood, it's closer to her parents, all of that shit, but it was _her_ choice, not mine to move there. I have no problem in sending more when I can afford the extra cash flow her way, none at all, he's my son and I have the duty to take care of him and if I can't physically do that then I should provide financial assistance to do so, but she gets used to a certain amount coming in every two weeks and then even when I remind her that the checks are going to get smaller during the winter she still wants the same amount.

 

And she's actually usually reasonable about shit like this, I think she was just having a bad day (I know she broke up with a boyfriend recently so I'm likely paying for his sins) and I was always the scapegoat for anything wrong in her world. (Although I stirred up enough shit to warrant being yelled at on my own, in the interest of fairness).

 

Off topic, but Muggy's abortion song is so wrong, so hilariously wrong.

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