All-Time Rappers Draft

[Nighthawk]

 

Mele Mel

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin]

I was curious when Weezy would go.

 

Ludacris

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!]

Zoo must still be on vacation. Let's keep this thing going.

 

Erick Sermon

People forget how great this guy was, post-EPMD. I loved his work as a producer and the work that he did as a part of Def Squad. Double or Nothing is criminally underrated.

 

Mr. Len

I originally wanted El-P as a producer, but I change my mind. Now that I have all three members of Company Flow, I want Producto to focus on rhymes, with Mr. Len providing the beats.

 

OOG can go next, since Zoo isn't here at the moment.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin]

I have Pete Rock, how can I not draft:

 

CL Smooth

[Brett Favre]

I'll take Dead Prez (stic.man, M-1):

 

[Nighthawk]

 

Biz Markie

[Cuban Linx]

 

Chali 2na

[Mecha Mummy]

Shiiiiiiiiiit.

[The Niggardly King]

 

Mac Dre

[Lt. Al Giardello]

I already picked him you dumbshit.

 

EDIT: When he picked Big L.

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!]

I already picked him you dumbshit.

 

Cyber Mark's time is up. Make your selection, Antwon.

[Lt. Al Giardello]

 

DJ Quik

 

Now I done sold my fuckin soul to the shit that I kick

While you groupie ass niggaz keep on ridin the dick

You oughta know that DJ Quik ain't your average everyday motherfucker

(hah) Slick like a snake cause I stuck ya

Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo'

But you gon be the first you little trick ass hoe

Then you can tell me just how it taste

But before I nut I shoot some piss in your face

you fuckin coward, tremblin like a nervous wreck

Cause when I caught your ass, you put yourself in check

And when you left my presence, you left expedient

You ain't no fuckin killer, youse a comedian, beyotch

Tell me why you act so scary

Givin your set a bad name wit your misspelled name

E-I-H-T, now should I continue

Yeah you left out the G cause the G ain't in you

Remember that time you was rollin on the Westside

And a little brown bucket pulled up on your side

Caught at that light in your Camry in the midst of a

REAL killer, tell me did you feel a little nervous (hell yeah)

You was in the shadow of death

With two trey-five-sevens pointed at your chest, hmm

Whatchu gon do, where was your niggaz that kill at

You ain't got no killers so kill dat

Holdin up your hands and beggin for a pass

You lucky they didn't just to get to dumpin on yo' ass

Cause this game you think is funny is some real shit

So you need to be more careful who you fuckin wit, beyotch!

 

[Mecha Mummy]

Even if Chali 2na's been taken off my shortlist, I still want a J5 member, dammit.

 

 

Akil

[Cran Da Maniac]

 

Proof

 

and...

 

 

Jean Grae

[Mecha Mummy]

I'll pick up the other member of Digable Planets I wanted while I'm at it.

 

 

Butterfly

[Lt. Al Giardello]

 

Crooked I

[The Niggardly King]

 

Blu

[Cuban Linx]

 

Pharoahe Monch

[The Niggardly King]

FUCK

[Nighthawk]

 

E-40

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin]

The Game

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!]

Come on guys, this is easily the best draft going on right now and it is moving inexcusably slow.

 

Gift of Gab

The wave of underground continues.

 

Keith Murray

Quite the steal this late in the game. He and Erick Sermon work very well together, so I'm glad that I have both.

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!]

Assuming that we skipped over Zoo on account of his missing the last round, both Nighthawk and OOG's windows have passed. Linx can go now.

[Nighthawk]

It's a long holiday weekend, I wouldn't worry about it. All of the drafts are moving slow now. Anyway...

 

 

B.G.

[Cuban Linx]

 

Bizarre

[The Niggardly King]

 

ZEEBRA

[Mecha Mummy]

... oh man, that's an awesome late pick. I only have "PLATINUM DATE" by him but I keep meaning to branch out more into J-Rap.

[Lt. Al Giardello]

Jeru the Damaja

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!]

Very wise. I was going to take him next round. You've got to hook him up with Guru.

[Cran Da Maniac]

It looks like Gosunkugi missed his pick, so it's my turn

 

 

MC Chris

 

 

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