WWE SmackDown - January 2, 2009

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Vlad cost HHH the title? That's news to me!

[Kristianna 0]

Vlad cost HHH the title? That's news to me!

 

Well, obviously you can't blame fellow babyface Hardy.

 

 

 

Kozlov seems like he's probably an amazing technician, but he just can't get anybody either behind him or to hate him.

 

Helms sold the headbutt pretty good, though.

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The car motif for the Rumble videos is a nice touch.

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that was....random.

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I kizzzan't wizzait!

[Slickster 0]

Kizarny has the most Canadian of Canadian accents.

[Kristianna 0]

I'm going to try and predict Kizarny's career in the WWE.

 

January 2009 - June 2009

Initial strong push. Mid-card title opportunity where he comes up short. Possible tag-teaming with Boogeyman.

 

June 2009 - September 2009

Kizarny turns heel on Boogeyman. Pointless and shitty feud ensues.

 

October 2009 - November 2009

Kizarny is relegated to jobbing in dark matches,

 

Decmber 2009

WWE wishes Kizarny well in his future endeavours.

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heh She got the Orton Knee Of Doom

[Kristianna 0]

heh She got the Orton Knee Of Doom

 

Imagine if McCool basically became the female version of what Orton's doing now. That might make something interesting.

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Great. They're not going to drop the Vickie nude pictures thing yet. Lucky us.

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W/ McCool being a former teacher (so in theory she should be intelligent and all), they should let her go all "Mr Bob Backlund" on the divas. Looking at her hands after beatdowns, using big words, crazy eyes, ect.

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the crowd was dead for the beatdown...just like last week.

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he's here!

[Kristianna 0]

Anyone want to guess what Kizarny smells like?

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Tazz: Kennedy's got a movie comin out?!?

 

Awesome.

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Anyone want to guess what Kizarny smells like?

 

Cotton candy?

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Wolfpac Sting?

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hey it's nWo Wolfpack Sting

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hey it's nWo Wolfpack Sting

 

That's what I thought as well.

 

Maybe he'll be using Demolition facepaint next.

[Scroby 0]

hey it's nWo Wolfpack Sting

 

That's what I thought as well.

 

Maybe he'll be using Demolition facepaint next.

Nah, Missing Link facepaint.

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Anyone want to guess what Kizarny smells like?

 

Cotton candy?

 

Cabbage.

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A carnival freak as a face is weird. Then again, The Boogeyman's been a face for so long.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I just flipped over to The Fight Network and there was ol Kizarny fighting D`Lo Brown in Border City Wrestling. To show how outdated these "Superstars of Wrestling: Past, Present, and Future" shows are, Scott D'amore and Jeffrey Scott keep promoting NWA: TNA shows on Wednesday nights that will feature Sinn and his valet Tracy.

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Ah, the man that got away. Anybody still think that TNA rues the day that Jerry Jarrett brought Kozlov to WWE Headquarters?

 

I imagine a little less with each passing week. Kozlov has just deflated.

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Ah, the man that got away. Anybody still think that TNA rues the day that Jerry Jarrett brought Kozlov to WWE Headquarters?

 

I imagine a little less with each passing week. Kozlov has just deflated.

 

Really? I was going to say "No. Not at all."