The Villano/Hawk Conspiracy

[Hawkius Maximus 0]

Given the discussion in the Raw thread of duplicate names I feel this issue can no longer be ignored. I demand from hence forthwith that nobody gives a fuck about me. I claim it as my right on this forum to shut the fuck up. I also require that I be banned for being a useless whining pussy.

 

Hawk has been my name on these forums since the days of Scott Keith. I will be damned if I let this continue.

 

Please, for your own sakes, change my name to Fuck Me In The Ass! Because I like getting fucked. In the ass.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Pity reply

[At Home 0]

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0]

GFYM

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

"Jingus is a f$%ing f%$%got".

[Gary Floyd 0]

"The Observer Says..."

[King Cucaracha 0]

*unzips pants*

[Maztinho 0]

Why do you still have Team St. Pierre in your sig?

[Hawkius Maximus 0]

Laziness.

[Clichebot 0]

This thread is ghey.

[This Thread Is Ghey 0]

Hey, you leave me out of this.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

I wish I was still alive.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

This thread sounds like a result of my deteriorating mental sanity and unpredictable mood swings.

 

There may be more big TSM announcements forthcoming. Promotions, future endeavours, retirements, etc. TSM will be the first to know.