The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

[Lt. Al Giardello]

 

Traffic Jam...

[Cheech Tremendous]

Did I click on the Graphics and Testing folder by mistake?

[Spaceman Spiff]

[At Home]

So, your favorite type of jam is semen.

[Maztinho]

So, your favorite type of jam is semen.

 

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[Twisted Intestine]

I didn't know that jelly and jam were two different things, so I'm obviously not educated enough on the topic to make a choice.

[Guest Czech please!]

Lingonberry is my favorite. Perfect on pancakes.

 

Here's one for the borderline spread category: apple butter. What are we calling that? I despise applesauce and consider it little more than baby food, but a good apple butter is hard to beat.

[Big Ol' Smitty]

You've never had my granny's homemade apple sauce.

[Lord of The Curry]

Both are good.

[Smartly Pretty]

Apple sauce saved my goddamn life when I had my wisdom teeth pulled.

 

Anyway, no one likes raspberry? Raspberry jam is tits.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Lingonberry is my favorite. Perfect on pancakes.

 

Here's one for the borderline spread category: apple butter. What are we calling that? I despise applesauce and consider it little more than baby food, but a good apple butter is hard to beat.

 

 

The only lingonberry I ever get is the juice at IKEA, which is really quite good. Not many people outside the Pacific NW get a chance to try Marionberry, but damn that's pretty good too.

 

Apple butter is amazing, while applesauce is only good with some oatmeal. I know a lady who does preserving/pickling/canning at the market and she had a bunch leftover from a special request, so she hooked me up with some for free- first time I ever tried it and it was really, really damn good.

 

And you really can't bring applesauce into this conversation- it's not really a spreadable kind of jam/jelly like apple butter is, you know? Whereas apple butter is a highly concentrated form of the former.

[The Niggardly King]

apple butter is the sweet spread of kings.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

orange marmalade or go fuck yourself