The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest TheBlurricane]

Tough Enough Contestant Blurricane lays on the mat trying to remember the proper way to get up.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**Laz rolls through the BACKSLIDE OF DOOM~! and kicks alfdogg in the bridge of his nose, field-goal style. Laz then grabs alfdogg and throws him over the top rope, making sure both of alfdogg's feet hit the floor.**

 

Laz: And now for you...

 

**Laz grabs Blurricane, brings him to his feet, and dusts off his shoulders.**

 

Laz: How's it going?

 

**Before Blurricane can answer, Laz launches him over the top rope, eliminating him.**

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Shaved Bear runs into the ring, from the back, angry and bitter, lies throuh his teeth to say Limp Bizkit is Metal, and smacks him in the mouth before dropping the Bear Bottom on him

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

:::NaturalBornThriler-arrives.He-decides-not-to-mess-with

Shaved-Bear-and-moves-on-to-CL416.NaturalBornThriller

delivers-a-Styles-Clash-to-CL416-and-leaves:::

 

NBT:"Toss-My-Salad,Bitch!"

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**Laz rolls onto the apron, gets up, and then springboards off of the top rope with a Whoopie Cushion to NBT4:20 onto the keyboard and shards of broken glass. Laz then rips the spacebar off of the keyboard, and shoves it in NBT4:20's mouth.**

 

Laz: First off, get a working spacebar. Second off...it's TOSS MY SALAD, HO~!~

 

**Laz kicks Shaved Bear in his Shaven Bear genitalia**

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

:::NaturalBornThriller-takes-a-Brand-New-Working

Keyboard-and-breaks-it-over-CL416's-Head.He

then-gives-CL416-a-Evenflow-DDT-for-correcting

him:::

 

NBT:First-off,Slappy...Don't-you-ever-correct-me!.

Second-Off,I-know-what-it-is.You-say"Ho"I-say

"Bitch"!

 

:::NaturalBornThriller-gives-CL416-to-Shaved-Bear.He'll

know-what-to-do-with-him:::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

:spits blood from his mouth on to Laz, drops 10 Bear Bottoms, then says...Toss that Ho:

[Guest TheBlurricane]

no fair eliminating me when I've been on the mat for almost a week........I hadn't come back to this thread cause I thought no one was posting

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

"Hey-Yappy!Shut-Up"

 

:::NaturalBornThriller-Superkicks-Blurricane

over-the-Top-Rope:::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**Laz stumbles to his feet, and then slides underneath the ropes, NBT and Shaved with their backs to him. He pulls another explosive-chair from udnerneath the ring, and slides back in. He walks up behind both men, and superkicks NBT clear over the top rope, eliminating him.**

 

Laz: Hey Bear...

 

**Shaved Bear turns around, and Laz field goal kicks him in the nuts. Bear's eyes go wide, and then Laz smashes the explosive-chair over Bear's forehead, sending sparks and smoke pouring out of the small explosive device taped to the seat of the chair. Bear falls to the mat, his face covered in blood and his head smoking, holding his forehead.**

 

Laz: TOSS MY SALAD, HO~!~

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Bear does a spinarooni, Laz looks on in awe, and mauls the skin off his face, then powerbombs him over the top and out of the ring

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD locks Bear in a closet with Bradshaw and Pat Patterson::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Bear walks out of closet holding bradshow's amputated head, and feeds it to AD::

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Youth N Asia comes to the ring with a tv, tcv, and an unlabled tape in his hand...what's he up to...

[Guest BifEverchad]

*Bif walks down the ramp with a few Alliance members waving the American flag upside down*

 

[Guest bob_barron]

Barron runs in with an upside down American flag and does the Regal wave

[Guest Kingpk]

::Kingpk walks to the ring with an upside down Japanese flag with JLH in tow and "www.smarktalk.com painted on his back and takes a seat at ringside::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::drops Bear Bottom on Bif and Barron for gimmick infringement::

[Guest BifEverchad]

::drops Bear Bottom on Bif and Barron for gimmick infringement::

*no sells it, cause we're Canadian dammit!*

[Guest Shaved Bear]

:HHH comes down, says to Bif, only I can no-sell, and has Vince escort you and barron out the building::

[Guest bob_barron]

Rubs himself like Goldust to scare Bear anyway

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT ARRIVES ON THE SCENE in his... In Crowd OAOAT wrestling gear? He pulls out a mic.

 

evenflowDDT: Now, I know I've been eliminated in this... this lousy excuse for a battle royal, but so have all the other sorry souls involved, so...

 

::evenflowDDT puts on a referee's coat

 

evenflowDDT: YOU'RE ALL DISQUALIFIED! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RING!

 

::

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD pins efDDT with the BACKSLIDE OF DOOM~! and runs away::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::While Evenflow is down, Sandman places land mines around him, and waits for Evenflow to move::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Bear sneaks up behind sandman, ties a noose with barbwire, and throws it around sandman, and hangs it from the rafter

[Guest Sandman9000]

::The barbed wire isn't strong enough to hold Sandman. Sandman grabs a baseball bat covered with razor blades and "shaves" the bear::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT moves, and as the land mines explodes he takes the obligatory ref bump.::

 

Ummm... alfdogg, you can't pin me, I'm the referee, DAMMIT! Plus I was eliminated several pages ago

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman kicks Evenflow in the face::

 

"And your point is?"

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**Laz gets up from the outside, knowing he's been eliminated, and walks up behind Sandman with something in his hand. He tackles Sandman from behind, and forces it onto him. He gets off of Sandman after punching him a few times, and reveals that has just put Sandman in a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit. Suddenly, R Kelly comes out, believing Sandman to be a 15-year-old girl.**

 

Laz: TOSS HIS SALAD, HO~!~

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Bear stands around the ring bleeding at 7.8 on the Muta scale, and just says one word before dying of blood-loss....Pancakes::