zhangmeijie Posted April 3, 2009 Report Posted April 3, 2009 Mandarin uses four tones to clarify the meanings of words. Since many characters have the same sound, tones are used to differentiate words from each other. The four tones in Mandarin are: high level – first tone rising – second tone falling rising – third tone falling – fourth tone Pinyin uses either numbers or tone marks to indicate the tones. Here is the word ‘ma’ with tone marks: First tone: ma1 or mā Second tone: ma2 or má Third tone: ma3 or mǎ Fourth tone: ma4 or mà The tones are used to determine the meaning of a Mandarin word. So mǎ (horse) is very different from mā (mother). When learning new vocabulary you must practice both the pronunciation of the word and its tone. The wrong tones can change the meaning of your sentences. The following table has sound clips which allow you to hear the tones. Listen to each tone and try to mimic it as closely as possible. Enough with the teaching all you really want to do is say Fuck right 操 [cào] fuck 吊儿郎当的 [diào ér láng dāng de] Give a Fuck (We save give a fuck as opposed to Don't give a fuck.) 操你妈 [càonǐmā] fuck your mother 操你妈的屄 [càonǐmādebī] Fuck your mother’s/mom’s cunt 我看起来像是不在乎吗? [wǒ kànqǐlái xiàngshì búzàihu ma?] do I look like I give a fuck? 傻屄 [shǎbī] Stupid cunt, or describes something as being very stupid 性虐待 [xìnɡnüèdài] A kind of sexual perversion, obtain sexual satisfaction by abusing the opposite sex or an animal. Used in this instance as a word to make fun of somebody. As in you are just a "性虐待". 肏 [cào] A term to describe the male action of sexual intercourse in a vulgar way. 王八蛋 [wángbādàn] bastard 坏蛋 [huàidàn] bastard 坏东西 [huàidōngxi] bastard; scoundrel; rogue 混账 [húnzhàng] scoundrel; bastard; son of a bitch 娼妓 [chāngjì] prostitute 娼妇 [chāngfù] bitch; whore shit (rubbish,nonsense) 狗屎
Matt Young Posted April 4, 2009 Report Posted April 4, 2009 Anyone who can teach me to say "Fuck your mother" in Mandarin is cool in my book. Thanks for educating us, zhangmeijie.
Lei Tong Posted April 5, 2009 Report Posted April 5, 2009 No, seriously: who's fucking gimmick are you?
zhangmeijie Posted April 5, 2009 Author Report Posted April 5, 2009 No, seriously: who's fucking gimmick are you? My own, but I am not a gimmick.
Jingus Posted April 22, 2009 Report Posted April 22, 2009 Fuck me! Oh, I would, honey, I would. The obstacles to that would be twofold: 1.getting either me to Ireland or you to Texas, and 2.getting you to want to fuck me. Shamefully, I predict that #2 would probably be more difficult than #1.
zhangmeijie Posted April 22, 2009 Author Report Posted April 22, 2009 Fuck me! Oh, I would, honey, I would. The obstacles to that would be twofold: 1.getting either me to Ireland or you to Texas, and 2.getting you to want to fuck me. Shamefully, I predict that #2 would probably be more difficult than #1. No offence but I don't fuck Americans. I would but they are usually too busy trying to fuck the rest of the world.
Jingus Posted April 22, 2009 Report Posted April 22, 2009 No offence but I don't fuck Americans. I would but they are usually too busy trying to fuck the rest of the world. My dear, don't be prejudiced. We're not all this guy:
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 22, 2009 Report Posted April 22, 2009 He looks like he's selling flag memorabilia. Look he even has one tucked in his back.
zhangmeijie Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Posted April 23, 2009 No offence but I don't fuck Americans. I would but they are usually too busy trying to fuck the rest of the world. My dear, don't be prejudiced. We're not all this guy: Yes my apologies, I tend to judge Americans on that guy as he was in charge for so long. Not any more thankfully. So sorry for any offence my overall judging of a people might have caused. I still wouldn't Fuck anybody from Wisconsin though.
Jingus Posted April 23, 2009 Report Posted April 23, 2009 Being that I am a white guy living in a big house in Texas, I can see how you'd make that mistake.
zhangmeijie Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Posted April 23, 2009 Being that I am a white guy living in a big house in Texas, I can see how you'd make that mistake. HaHa. (No further comment needed.) Do you wear a cowboy hat?
chuck415 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Posted April 23, 2009 I think zhang is a little turned on by big American cowboy.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 23, 2009 Report Posted April 23, 2009 Just imagine the little, ugly, cowboy children. Face like a mr. potato head made out of old hamburger meat and the bloodshot eyes of a person staring directly at the sun. I'm picturing a Dick Tracy villain....
zhangmeijie Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Posted April 23, 2009 Just imagine the little, ugly, cowboy children. Face like a mr. potato head made out of old hamburger meat and the bloodshot eyes of a person staring directly at the sun. I'm picturing a Dick Tracy villain.... I'm picturing your mother. The picture made me blind.
Live Free or Battlenuts Posted April 23, 2009 Report Posted April 23, 2009 Did a glare catch the picture?
Jingus Posted April 23, 2009 Report Posted April 23, 2009 Do you wear a cowboy hat? No. But go to certain areas (mostly outside the big cities and suburbs), and guys do. Giant doughy white men with pregnant-like bellies, wearing cowboy hats, clothing entirely made out of denim, bola string ties, boots, and belt buckles almost the size of license plates. That sort of thing you assume can't exist outside of movies, until you actually see it for yourself.
TheFranchise Posted April 23, 2009 Report Posted April 23, 2009 Jingus, is there a lot of steriotypical 'southerners' like we see on Family Guy?
Jingus Posted April 24, 2009 Report Posted April 24, 2009 Jingus, is there a lot of steriotypical 'southerners' like we see on Family Guy? About as many derby-wearing, stiff-upper-lipping Englishmen as you see on American shows that travel to London for an episode.
Dandy Posted April 24, 2009 Report Posted April 24, 2009 zhangmeijie，你是见鬼糟糕的和没人喜欢你。请感到自由在你的睡觉中死亡，永远别打扰 TSM 的少数逗留公民。
zhangmeijie Posted April 24, 2009 Author Report Posted April 24, 2009 zhangmeijie,你是见鬼糟糕的和没人喜欢你。请感到自由在你的睡觉中死亡,永远别打扰 TSM 的少数逗留公民。 The few remaining like you? No offence but best you leave TSM to the real posters who are left.
liverbird Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 "You are preposterous bad and nobody like you. Please feel the freedom, in you sleep die, forever do not disturb TSM minority stay citizen" That's what Dandy posted, by the way.
TheFranchise Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 Jingus, is there a lot of steriotypical 'southerners' like we see on Family Guy? About as many derby-wearing, stiff-upper-lipping Englishmen as you see on American shows that travel to London for an episode. I'm not sure if you were having a pop here, but I wasn't insulting Southern North-America.
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