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Mandarin uses four tones to clarify the meanings of words. Since many characters have the same sound, tones are used to differentiate words from each other.

 

The four tones in Mandarin are:

high level – first tone

rising – second tone

falling rising – third tone

falling – fourth tone

 

 

Pinyin uses either numbers or tone marks to indicate the tones. Here is the word ‘ma’ with tone marks:

First tone: ma1 or mā

Second tone: ma2 or má

Third tone: ma3 or mǎ

Fourth tone: ma4 or mà

 

The tones are used to determine the meaning of a Mandarin word. So mǎ (horse) is very different from mā (mother).

 

When learning new vocabulary you must practice both the pronunciation of the word and its tone. The wrong tones can change the meaning of your sentences.

 

The following table has sound clips which allow you to hear the tones. Listen to each tone and try to mimic it as closely as possible.

 

Enough with the teaching all you really want to do is say Fuck right :headbang:

 

[cào]

fuck

 

吊儿郎当的

[diào ér láng dāng de]

Give a Fuck (We save give a fuck as opposed to Don't give a fuck.)

 

操你妈

[càonǐmā]

fuck your mother

 

操你妈的屄

[càonǐmādebī]

Fuck your mother’s/mom’s cunt

 

我看起来像是不在乎吗?

[wǒ kànqǐlái xiàngshì búzàihu ma?]

do I look like I give a fuck?

 

傻屄

[shǎbī]

Stupid cunt, or describes something as being very stupid

 

性虐待

[xìnɡnüèdài]

A kind of sexual perversion, obtain sexual satisfaction by abusing the opposite sex or an animal. Used in this instance as a word to make fun of somebody. As in you are just a "性虐待".

 

[cào]

A term to describe the male action of sexual intercourse in a vulgar way.

 

王八蛋

[wángbādàn]

bastard

 

 

坏蛋

[huàidàn]

bastard

 

坏东西

[huàidōngxi]

bastard; scoundrel; rogue

 

混账

[húnzhàng]

scoundrel; bastard; son of a bitch

 

娼妓

[chāngjì]

prostitute

 

娼妇

[chāngfù]

bitch; whore

 

shit

(rubbish,nonsense)

狗屎

 

 

 

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Fuck me!

Oh, I would, honey, I would. The obstacles to that would be twofold: 1.getting either me to Ireland or you to Texas, and 2.getting you to want to fuck me. Shamefully, I predict that #2 would probably be more difficult than #1.

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Fuck me!

Oh, I would, honey, I would. The obstacles to that would be twofold: 1.getting either me to Ireland or you to Texas, and 2.getting you to want to fuck me. Shamefully, I predict that #2 would probably be more difficult than #1.

No offence but I don't fuck Americans. I would but they are usually too busy trying to fuck the rest of the world.

 

 

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No offence but I don't fuck Americans. I would but they are usually too busy trying to fuck the rest of the world.

:mellow: :huh: :o :( :unsure: :rolleyes: <_< :angry: :spank:

 

My dear, don't be prejudiced. We're not all this guy:

sad_bush2.jpg

 

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No offence but I don't fuck Americans. I would but they are usually too busy trying to fuck the rest of the world.

:mellow: :huh: :o :( :unsure: :rolleyes: <_< :angry: :spank:

 

My dear, don't be prejudiced. We're not all this guy:

sad_bush2.jpg

Yes my apologies, I tend to judge Americans on that guy as he was in charge for so long. Not any more thankfully.

 

So sorry for any offence my overall judging of a people might have caused.

 

I still wouldn't Fuck anybody from Wisconsin though.

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Being that I am a white guy living in a big house in Texas, I can see how you'd make that mistake.

HaHa. (No further comment needed.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you wear a cowboy hat?

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Just imagine the little, ugly, cowboy children. Face like a mr. potato head made out of old hamburger meat and the bloodshot eyes of a person staring directly at the sun.

 

I'm picturing a Dick Tracy villain....

I'm picturing your mother. The picture made me blind.

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Do you wear a cowboy hat?

No. But go to certain areas (mostly outside the big cities and suburbs), and guys do. Giant doughy white men with pregnant-like bellies, wearing cowboy hats, clothing entirely made out of denim, bola string ties, boots, and belt buckles almost the size of license plates. That sort of thing you assume can't exist outside of movies, until you actually see it for yourself.

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Jingus, is there a lot of steriotypical 'southerners' like we see on Family Guy?

About as many derby-wearing, stiff-upper-lipping Englishmen as you see on American shows that travel to London for an episode.

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zhangmeijie,你是见鬼糟糕的和没人喜欢你。请感到自由在你的睡觉中死亡,永远别打扰 TSM 的少数逗留公民。

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zhangmeijie,你是见鬼糟糕的和没人喜欢你。请感到自由在你的睡觉中死亡,永远别打扰 TSM 的少数逗留公民。

The few remaining like you? No offence but best you leave TSM to the real posters who are left.

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"You are preposterous bad and nobody like you. Please feel the freedom, in you sleep die, forever do not disturb TSM minority stay citizen"

 

That's what Dandy posted, by the way.

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Jingus, is there a lot of steriotypical 'southerners' like we see on Family Guy?

About as many derby-wearing, stiff-upper-lipping Englishmen as you see on American shows that travel to London for an episode.

I'm not sure if you were having a pop here, but I wasn't insulting Southern North-America.

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