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12/17: Week 14 Pickkk Results

These goddamn NFL Network and their hippie weekday games have my schedule all out of whack. Bastards. And fuck you Bryant Gumbel. I had to listen to your godawful commentary during the Browns/Steelers game. What the fuck are you doing in football anyway? Get the hell out of here and leave the play-by-play to your brother, Greg.   Cleveland at Pittsburgh (7.5) Incorrect. Yeah, I got it wrong. But what I want to talk about is how Kellow Winslow landed a cheap shot on a Steelers linebacker onl

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

HOF Profile: Don Mattingly

Don Mattingly - First Baseman   New York Yankees 1982-1995   7th year on the ballot   Past HOF Voting Results 2001: 28.16% 2002: 20.34% 2003: 13.71% 2004: 12.85% 2005: 11.43% 2006: 12.30%   Awards 1985 AL MVP 1985 AL Gold Glove - 1B 1985 AL Silver Slugger - 1B 1985 ML Sporting News Player of the Year 1986 AL Gold Glove - 1B 1986 AL Silver Slugger - 1B 1987 AL Gold Glove - 1B 1987 AL Silver Slugger - 1B 1988 AL Gold Glove - 1B 1989 AL Gold Glove - 1B

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The Wrestlers and the promotions

I feel I should introduce you to the local wrestlers and promtions. That ways I don't have describe each one in a blog each and every time.   The Wrestlers   A.   A Pimped Named Virgil: Met Virgil while at WCWA, wrestles as a light heavyweight but has held world champions throughout various promotions. Is one half of the BRAWL tag champions with Money Mike Rayne.   Adam Badapple: See T-Rizz   Alexis Smirnoff Jr.: Does a evil russian gimmick, modeled after Alexi Smirnoff.   An

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Scroby

12/16: Cold Office, Cold Feet

• So I’ve just put in nearly a 12-hour workday here at the office, and what has been on this entire time in the middle of December? Why, the AIR CONDITIONING! Now you may be thinking right now that I’m going to go off on a bitch-fest about how cold it is in building and stuff. Far from it. In fact, I love me a cold work environment. My reasons? Here they are in no particular order.   1) Cold rooms let you know you’re still alive. When I'm in a hotbox for eight hours doing white-collar work, I

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

Jeff Bagwell

I'm posting this here because I didn't feel like beating a dead horse in the MLB thread. There is a legitimate argument that Bagwell is not only Hall of Fame worthy, but he is the best first baseman in the history of the National League. Blasphemy? Check out the leaderboards. Minimum 5000 Plate Appearances for rate statistics.   DOUBLES 2B 1 Mark Grace 511 T2 Cap Anson 488 T2 Jeff Bagwell 488

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

HOF Profile: Paul O'Neill

Paul O'Neill - Rightfielder   Cincinnati Reds 1985-1992 New York Yankees 1993-2001   Awards None   All-Star Selections: 5 (1991, 1994, 1995, 1997, 1998)   League Leader 1994: Batting Average   Career Ranks Doubles: 75th   Hall of Fame Stats   Black Ink: Batting - 4 (401) (Average HOFer ≈ 27) Gray Ink: Batting - 45 (538) (Average HOFer ≈ 144) HOF Standards: Batting - 36.9 (184) (Average HOFer ≈ 50) HOF Monitor: Batting - 70.5 (246) (Likely HOFer > 100)  

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12/15: American Pie, Indian Penises

• I told you that Karl Rove was a genius. Getting our hopes all down about Democrats taking charge only to toy with our emotions weeks later by offing a senator under the guise of a medical condition and beginning the eventual takeover of Congress once again.   Actually, I feel for the guy from South Dakota. He seemed to be sane enough for a Democrat. It’s a shame this didn’t happen to, say, a certain Senator from New York. Actually, I wouldn’t have cared if it happened to Hitlery or Schmu

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kkktookmybabyaway

Honorable Mentions 2006

Stuff that was forgotten, and such   Worst Arguments Anyone arguing with fanofcoils. Also, several arguments I got into this year, in particular me and Tack arguing over shitty Black Meatal act Burzum, and me arguing with Cena's Writer over Hugo Chavez/   Good to see him again: Carnival. Good to see you on TSM again.   Should Have Been released as a single: Ghostface Killah-K.I.L.O., Peeping Tom-Kill The DJ   I don't want to hear about it anymore: The Pit. Seriously, why do people (m

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Random Tops of 2006

Tops of 2006   This is just random shit, the mixtape is in production(by timbaland) and should be out before Christmas.   Album Of The Year (Please note that I hate most of these, 1-7 I would consider Great-Good, 8-14 I would consider Decent-Weak, 15-20 I would consider Lame-Terrible) Best songs listed after the album. duh.   1. NATAS - N of tha World - "Full of Hate" "Worlds Apart" "Crazytown" "See You In Hell" "Dead Men Don't Sing" 2. Tech N9ne - Everready : The Religion - "The Rai

Carnival

Carnival

HOF Profile: Wally Joyner

Wally Joyner - First Baseman   California/Anaheim Angels 1986-1991, 2001 Kansas City Royals 1992-1995 San Diego Padres 1996-1999 Atlanta Braves 2000   Awards None   All-Star Selections: 1 (1986)   League Leader None of note   Career Ranks None of note   Hall of Fame Stats   Gray Ink: Batting - 16 (1106) (Average HOFer ≈ 144) HOF Standards: Batting - 24.9 (482) (Average HOFer ≈ 50) HOF Monitor: Batting - 27.5 (603) (Likely HOFer > 100)   Similar Batte

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2006 Music Review

Best Albums: Ghostface Killah-Fishscale The Roots-Game Theory Peeping Tom-Peeping Tom   Worst Album: DJ Shadow-The Outsider   Best Songs:Peeping Tom-Mojo The Roots-Don't Feel Right   Worst Song: Daniel Powter-Had a Bad Day   Most Disappointing: DJ Shadow-The Outsider Revolting Cocks-Cocked and Loaded   Guilty Pleasure:The Sounds-Dying to Say this To You Front Line Assembly-Artificial Soldier   Alright, enough's enough: Gwen Stefani   Shut You're Whore Mouth: Paris Hilton

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

12/14: Week 15 Pickkks

San Francisco at Seattle (9.5) Normally I’d be going with Seattle, but they really haven’t been blowing out these NFC West teams like they have in the past. Go 49ers.   (3.5) Dallas at Atlanta The Cowboys got blown out at home on NATIONAL TELEVISION and the Falcons won against the Buccaneers. I’ll stick with the Cowboys.   Cleveland at Baltimore (11.5) I’m not sure what to do with this one. Sure the Ravens are way better than the Browns, but this is a divisional game. And AFC North r

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kkktookmybabyaway

Me and The WCWA (Another long one)

Last night I worte out this blog but due to issues with the site, I lost it all! So I'm going to re-type it the best I can. Again sorry for posting this after a little while, but since I got the BAW post out of the way, I figured I'd go ahead and post the WCWA blog.   In the month of June of 2005, I contacted the promoter of WCWA and we set up a meeting to where I would go their where the WCWA was being ran in Pleasant Hil, CA. Concord's a few cities away from where I currently live now, so i

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HOF Profile: Albert Belle

Albert Belle - Leftfielder   Cleveland Indians 1989-1996 Chicago White Sox 1997-1998 Baltimore Orioles 1999-2000   2nd year on the ballot   Past HOF Voting Results 2006: 7.7%   Awards 1993 AL Silver Slugger - OF 1994 AL Silver Slugger - OF 1995 ML Sporting News Player of the Year 1995 AL Silver Slugger - OF 1996 AL Silver Slugger - OF 1998 AL Silver Slugger - OF   All-Star Selections: 5 (1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997)   League Leader 1993: RBI 1994: Total B

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12/13: #45, Saying "I Love You," Hating Jews

KKK’s Top 103 Posters   Number 45: Canadian Chick   There is quite a bit of testosterone when it comes to message boards that deal with pro wrestling, so whenever a female poster steps forward it’s like a needle pricking your thumb while goofing around in a stack of hay. Now while some females, when presented with this situation, may enjoy the attention, I’m sure there are others who dread the stalkish-like behavior they have to deal with. Having seen Canadian Chick do I’m quite cer

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

HOF Profile: Ken Caminiti

Ken Caminiti - Third Baseman   Houston Astros 1987-1994, 1999-2000 San Diego Padres 1995-1998 Texas Rangers 2001 Atlanta Braves 2001   Awards 1995 NL Gold Glove - 3B 1996 NL MVP 1996 NL Gold Glove - 3B 1997 NL Gold Glove - 3B   All-Star Selections: 3 (1994, 1996, 1997)   League Leader None of note   Career Ranks None of note   Hall of Fame Stats   Gray Ink: Batting - 28 (802) (Average HOFer ≈ 144) HOF Standards: Batting - 24.8 (488) (Average HOFer ≈ 50)

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11/12: Relatives-By-Marriage Can Be Real Cut-Ups

OK, time for another chapter from the in-law family book of tales. For those that don’t know by now, my sister-in-law is a crack whore. Now it was recently reported that her oldest daughter, now 19, is a crack-whore-in-training. But she’s starting out slow and is going to rehab for a problem with painkillers. The better half has said that the niece’s symptoms resemble those of a heroin user, but what does she know other than the fact she already went through this once with the matriarch of this

kkktookmybabyaway

kkktookmybabyaway

TSM 2006 Year in Review

Title says it all   Best Poster: Kotz. He's a good poster, a YTMND fan, and an all around cool guy.   Worst Poster: wildpegasus and Cronoyasha are almost tied, but I'll give it to the now banned WP. Honerable mention goes to Oblivious Heel. I know he was a PBP, so who was he?   Best Thread: Pictures I Like. It's the only thread I'm actually worth a damn in.   Best Sig: KOAB's "We Don't Dance, We Step!"   It's not Interesting Anymore: Leena.   Best Blog: kkktookbybabyaway. We ma

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Does this generation have it's own music identity?

So this is it, my first TSM Blog.   So I was driving along the road and I heard rock music being blasted out the car next to me. Nirvana. Yeah, Nirvana is still getting as much play on the radio today as it did in 1992. Now, personally I have nothing against Nirvana, I was a young teenager in their heyday, and I listened to them, however at 26 and almost 15 years older, I have to think to myself, what the hell are they still doing getting hourly spins on the radio?   With the boom of th

NoCalMike

NoCalMike

80. Suggestions for other boards to post at.

80.   So, I don't really like it here at forums.thesmartmarks.com. I guess I just come here out of habit, and the usually good sports forum. I've always found most of the "established" posters here to be very annoying and put them on ignore... but, it's gotten even worse in the past couple months here with the stupidity, especially in the modding ranks, and the "let's side with the biggest loser to make us feel good about ourselves" garbage in HD has gone into overdrive. I'm also not a wrestl

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Guest

HOF Profile: Jack Morris

Jack Morris - Starting Pitcher   Detroit Tigers 1977-1990 Minnesota Twins 1991 Toronto Blue Jays 1992-1993 Cleveland Indians 1994   8th year on the ballot   Past HOF Voting Results 2000: 22.24% 2001: 19.61% 2002: 20.55% 2003: 22.78% 2004: 26.28% 2005: 33.33% 2006: 41.15%   Awards 1981 AL Sporting News Pitcher of the Year 1991 World Series MVP   All-Star Selections: 5 (1981, 1984, 1985, 1987, 1991)   League Leader 1981: Wins 1983: Innings Pitched, Str

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