kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 In case my usual TBs weren't enough to determine a winner, I made Fazzle and Gert guess total yards as well. However, that will be a moot point as you can see below... Fazzle: Carolina 17, New England 13, 623 yards. Gert T: Carolina Panthers 13, New England Patriots 17, 535 yards. PF SCORE RANKINGS LEAGUE WINNER: 167 Gert T (NY Jets) CONFERENCE COUNTERPART: 159 Bravesfan (San Francisco 49ers) (1) 167 New York Jets (Gert T) 13-3 (2) 166 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 (3) 160 Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 (4) 159 San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 10-6 (5) 157 Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-5 (6-t)156 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 10-6 (6-t)156 Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 9-6-1 (6-t)156 Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9-1 (7-t)155 Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-7 (7-t)155 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 7-9 (8) 153 Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10 (9-t) 152 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 (9-t)152 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-8 (10-t) 151 Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 11-5 (10-t) 151 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 7-9 (11-t) 149 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 (11-t) 149 Pittsburgh Steelers (Bored/kkk) 8-8 (11-t) 149 Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-10 (11-t) 149 Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-10 (12-t) 148 Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-7 (12-t) 148 Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 7-9 (13-t) 146 San Diego Chargers (AlwaysPissedOff/AgentBond) 9-7 (13-t) 146 Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-9 (13-t) 146 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-10 PF: 146 (14) 145 Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-2 (15) 143 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 8-8 (16-t) 142 Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 8-8 (16-t) 142 New York Giants (bob_barron) 8-8 (16-t) 142 Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-9-1 (17-t) 138 Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-9 (17-t) 138 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 6-10 (18) 133 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-8-1 TB SCORE RANKINGS LEAGUE WINNER: 87 Swift_Terror (Chicago Bears) CONFERENCE COUNTERPART: 97 AlwaysPissedOff (Jacksonville Jaguars) (1) 87 Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 11-5 (2) 93 Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-7 (3) 97 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 7-9 (4) 110 Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 (5) 114 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 8-8 (6) 117 Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10 (7-t) 122 New York Jets (Gert T) 13-3 (7-t) 122 New York Giants (bob_barron) 8-8 (8) 127 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 (9) 131 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 (10) 133 Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 9-6-1 (11) 135 Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-5 (12) 139 Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-9 (13-t) 140 San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 10-6 (13-t) 140 Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-9 (14-t) 142 Pittsburgh Steelers (Bored/kkk) 8-8 (14-t) 142 Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-2 (15) 145 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-8-1 (16-t) 152 Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-9-1 (16-t) 152 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 6-10 (17-t) 153 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 10-6 (17-t) 153 Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-10 (18) 155 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 (19-t) 167 Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 8-8 (19-t) 167 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-10 (20) 165 San Diego Chargers (AlwaysPissedOff/AgentBond) 9-7 (21) 175 Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9-1 (22) 182 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-8 (23-t) 186 Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-7 (23-t) 186 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 7-9 (24) 213 Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 7-9 (25) 258 Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-10 HIGHEST PA TOTALS LEAGUE WINNER: 162 LaParkaMarka (Oakland Raiders) CONFERENCE COUNTERPART: 160 Bored (Houston Texans) (1) 162 Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-10 (2) 160 Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 (3) 158 Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-9 (4-t) 157 Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 9-6-1 (4-t) 157 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 7-9 (5-t) 156 Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-7 (5-t) 156 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 (5-t) 156 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 7-9 (5-t) 156 Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-10 (5-t) 156 Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10 (6) 155 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 (7-t) 154 Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-5 (7-t) 154 Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9-1 (7-t) 154 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-10 (8) 153 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 (9) 152 Pittsburgh Steelers (Bored/kkk) 8-8 (10-t) 150 New York Jets (Gert T) 13-3 (10-t) 150 Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 8-8 (10-t) 150 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 6-10 (11) 147 San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 10-6 (12-t) 146 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 10-6 (12-t) 146 Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-9 (12-t) 146 Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 7-9 (13) 145 Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-9-1 (14) 143 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-8 (15-t) 142 Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 11-5 (15-t) 142 Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-2 (16) 139 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 8-8 (17-t) 137 Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-7 (17-t) 137 San Diego Chargers (AlwaysPissedOff/AgentBond) 9-7 (18) 136 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-8-1 (19) 122 New York Giants (bob_barron) 8-8 "POWER RANKINGS" THAT MEAN NOTHING BUT LOOK IMPORTANT (PF-PA) LEAGUE WINNER: +17 Gert T (NY Jets) CONFERENCE COUNTERPART: +12 Bravesfan (San Francisco 49ers) (1) +17 New York Jets (Gert T) 13-3 (2) +13 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 (3) +12 San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 10-6 (4-t) +11 Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-7 (4-t) +11 New York Giants (bob_barron) 8-8 (5) +10 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 10-6 (6-t) +9 Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 11-5 (6-t) +9 San Diego Chargers (AlwaysPissedOff/AgentBond) 9-7 (6-t) +9 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-8 (7) +4 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 8-8 (8) +3 Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-5 (9-t) +2 Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9-1 (9-t) +2 Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 7-9 (10) =0 Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 (11-t) -1 Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 9-6-1 (11-t) -1 Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-7 (11-t) -1 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 7-9 (12-t) -3 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 (12-t) -3 Pittsburgh Steelers (Bored/kkk) 8-8 (13-t) -3 Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10 (13-t) -3 Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-2 (13-t) -3 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-8-1 (13-t) -3 Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-9-1 (14) -6 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 7-9 (15-t) -7 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 (15-t) -7 Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-10 (16-t) -8 Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 8-8 (16-t) -8 Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-9 (16-t) -8 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-10 (17-t) -12 Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-9 (17-t) -12 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 6-10 (18) -13 Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 PF SCORE RANKINGS (3) 160 Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 HIGHEST PA TOTALS (2) 160 Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 *fires his defensive coordinator* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQuinn 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 152 to 145 = 7 point difference *fires defensive coordinator as well as the offensive coordinator just for the hell of it* Well, I finished 16th in both aspects and 13th in the power rankings which was a nice surprise. I blame it all on Matt Hasselback choking down the stretch or something...yeah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 No defense good offense and if it goes to overtime it means sudden death for me. At least it has a good power ranking if that means anything which it does not. Damn the Lions and Cardinals games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I've already fired myself and hired one of those 1-900 Sports Betting guys, the one with the 99.999999% accuracy on his picks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fökai 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 I'm surprised at how well I did - lead the NFC in points forced and points difference. Good job with this league, KKK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Yup. Definitely good job kkk. It's kinda funny though. I'm one of the worst teams in the league (Atlanta), yet even with that, I managed to be only two (and even in the last week, I was only one) games out of a playoff spot. That's kinda impressive of itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Congrats are in order to: G-E-R-T kkk Bowl I Champion Rock on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 I guess it's fitting, Gert kicked everyone's ass all year, so congrats to the winner. *distracts Gert with Janet Jackson's tit and steals the kkk bowl* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 2, 2004 he was lucky to beat me down the stretch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted February 2, 2004 To be fair to me I only came into this around week 11 when KKK imed me to replace whoever it was for St. Louis... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Hey Gert, where's your bitch-ass? I'm waiting to present you the kkk Bowl Trophy and my arms are getting sore... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Congratulations Gert, and good job this year on the league kkk. But, ya know, since Gert hasn't shown up yet... *yoink* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 *Nails fazzle with a spear* Nuh-uh! I'll be taking that back. *Takes trophy and then walks over to kkk and hands it to him* There ya go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Sorry I was up in Chicago this weekend, winning 190 bucks. And I suppose your idea for throwing a few bucks in next year won't help me now. Oh well the first Super Bowl didn't sell out either! I do think that would be a cool idea though. Great job this year KKK, great stats, and thanks for waiting for assholes who forget to get their pick in until early Sunday. Now who stole that damn trophy......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fazzle 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Now who stole that damn trophy......... IT WAS ME GERT! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG! It should have been mine! Stupid fucking John Fox and his 2 point greedyness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2004 Now who stole that damn trophy......... IT WAS ME GERT! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG! It should have been mine! Stupid fucking John Fox and his 2 point greedyness. You stole it, but I sacked ya and gave the trophy back to kkk. So you no longer have it. kkk does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Now who stole that damn trophy......... IT WAS ME GERT! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG! It should have been mine! Stupid fucking John Fox and his 2 point greedyness. You know the funny thing is I hadn't been on TSM since Friday night, and I checked it during halftime. I was glad it at least came down to who won, and not some weird point differential or total yards. (Which I was so close to getting right.........for the Patriots!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2004 I had respectable numbers for a 7-9 team. Hopefully my coordinators can learn a little from their mistakes this past season, and I can take the next step and make the postseason. Baby steps, Dr. Marvin. And a big thanks to kkk for doing all this work. I'm looking forward to winning kkk Bowl II next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 This has been pinned for a week. Time for a mod to take this thread off life support... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 I was just thinking that would be a splendid idea. BTW, jolly good job with the league, Colonel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Wow when the last time no threads were pinned in the Sports folder? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
