TSM Unite: Lets pool our money together!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Bob Barron needs a new hat, speech therapy lessons, and a yearly pass for a bowling league. While we're at it we might as well send him to Maury Povich for a complete make over. This all costs money, but if we all chip in, it'll be easy as pie.

 

Help Bob out.

[Sass 0]

I'll take the money and buy a pie. That sounds better.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'll take the money and buy a pie. That sounds better.

Or we could buy Barron some pie...he needs SOMETHING!

[Golgo 13 0]

Maury Povich makeover notwithstanding, I'm not chipping in for a new hat if he continues to wear it like that.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Maury Povich makeover notwithstanding, I'm not chipping in for a new hat if he continues to wear it like that.

I hear what you're saying

 

Bob, quit wearing your hat like a jackass or you won't get all this free shit.

[Golgo 13 0]

To be fair, I wasn't going to buy anything in the first place. But the point stands.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

To be fair, I wasn't going to buy anything in the first place. But the point stands.

We have a clueless fool with delusions of grandeur who is completely detatached from society. Quit worrying about yourself, lets think of BOBBY!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

To be fair, I wasn't going to buy anything in the first place. But the point stands.

We have a clueless fool with delusions of grandeur who is completely detatached from society.

Why does it always have to be about YOU?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

To be fair, I wasn't going to buy anything in the first place. But the point stands.

We have a clueless fool with delusions of grandeur who is completely detatached from society.

Why does it always have to be about YOU?

I spelled detatched wrong, sorry.

[bob_barron 0]

I never knew wearing a hat required so much work. But yea- I'll take the cash

[The Mandarin 0]

Get him a bowler hat.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I think Bob should be sent to Maury not for a makeover, but for boot camp.

 

With an emphasis on how to wear a hat.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Bob should sport one of those fur caps with the ear flaps.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

After mulling the matter in my mind over a bowl of oatmeal, I have decided that Bob should actually try to pull off the impossible dream. It would simultaneously give him character, a hobby, a new hat and wardrobe, speech therapy, and really gullible women. Bob should try to be..

 

The Funky White Guy. You can still have a sports-related cap, just a couple different ones, that are clean and whole and not bent all stupid. Some shades to hide your Groucho Marx peepers, some Oxy pads and sunshine (so you can wear the shades)..

 

You've already got dark curly hair that could be white guy-fro'ed. Plus, you're white as fuck, really short, and scrawny as hell. I guarantee, much like Kotzenjunge's manly sideburns, that this would work.

[The Mandarin 0]

After mulling the matter in my mind over a bowl of oatmeal, I have decided that Bob should actually try to pull off the impossible dream. It would simultaneously give him character, a hobby, a new hat and wardrobe, speech therapy, and really gullible women. Bob should try to be..

 

The Funky White Guy. You can still have a sports-related cap, just a couple different ones, that are clean and whole and not bent all stupid. Some shades to hide your Groucho Marx peepers, some Oxy pads and sunshine (so you can wear the shades)..

 

You've already got dark curly hair that could be white guy-fro'ed. Plus, you're white as fuck, really short, and scrawny as hell. I guarantee, much like Kotzenjunge's manly sideburns, that this would work.

Instead of that, why don't we just not give him money?

 

 

..sorry Bob.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Have to say, I like ^this guy's way of thinking.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The Kid's in college, if he's got the time to stalk celebrities, he's got the time to sell their autographs and memorabilia, or else just get a part-time job, and buy some shit to make himself look presentable.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I'm going to college! (finally) Send me wine!

[razazteca 0]

If Bob would to be on the Maury Povich show it should be on the "Who's my baby's daddy" topic.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Yeah watch him try to take credit for some white girl's black kid

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I like Bob just the way he is.

 

He makes me feel better about myself...

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Damn you guys just pick the fuck out of people. Get out a little. It will do you good.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Damn you guys just pick the fuck out of people. Get out a little. It will do you good.

Boo-friggin-hoo.

 

This is to help Bob.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

If he's okay with how he is, that should be good enough for anyone. When he thinks it's time for a change, he'll get it and I'm sure he knows where to find you.

[Art Sandusky 0]

For the record, the sideburns working actually proved to be something I was just imagining. I've leveled back off at my previous socially inept levels. I don't shave them off just because I'm so used to them and feel I have a broad face, which they help to frame and make look smaller.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

If he's okay with how he is, that should be good enough for anyone. When he thinks it's time for a change, he'll get it and I'm sure he knows where to find you.

I find your member title to be very misleading...

[Guest Nanks]

If he's okay with how he is, that should be good enough for anyone. When he thinks it's time for a change, he'll get it and I'm sure he knows where to find you.

You seem to be lost, you're looking for the Oprah folder, fag.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

If he's okay with how he is, that should be good enough for anyone. When he thinks it's time for a change, he'll get it and I'm sure he knows where to find you.

You seem to be lost, you're looking for the Oprah folder, fag.

No shit.

 

If Bob can see that we're joking here, can't you? he doesn't give a shit, he's happy with what he's doing. So whats your malfunction?

 

Actually I'd say this fucker is less like Oprah than Dr. Phil. Oprah's down with pimping herself, Dr. Phil is more into get in touch with one's own self image.

[Guest Nanks]

Good point, Oprah sold out years ago when she realised morons would give her boatloads of cash to tell people to buy books and such. I still maintain she could incite mass suicide/murder of record proportions if she set her mind to it.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

The only thing I got from this thread is that I want to buy one of those Strike Force shirts.

 

Strike Force isn't queer, YOU ARE!

 

Most of you guys wouldn't know this but the big thing with "hip hop style" is to wear the baseball cap straight, with no bend in the cap and preferrably have the tag still hanging from it. Of course, the rest of your gear has to match, and the fact that he wears clothes that ten year old kids wear coupled with the fact that his hat is dirty as fuck, leads me to believe that he isn't exempt from this "straight hat mockery".