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Anyone watch the first episode? I don't think this season is going to be as good as the first two. Annoying B-C-D list celebrities can be funny, but there are too many on this season. Flavor Flav, Brigitte Nielson and Charo is going over board.

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The American Idol reject does not seem happy to be on the show. They should of gotten either the softporn frenchie girl or one of the gay guys from Idol instead of Ryan Star.

 

So far the show is nothing but Flava Flav trying to score with Brigitte Nielson.

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Guest Salacious Crumb

I don't think it's going to keep my interest for very long. I can't even understand what half the people are saying. They also seem to be lacking the chemistry that the previous 2 seasons had as I can't see Knight and Ryan ever really warming up to anyone.

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Season 1 was good because of Corey Feldman's constant whining and crying.

 

Season 2 was good because of Ron Jeremy, that chick from the Real World being smashed most of the time, and Vanilla Ice being fuckin hilarious.

 

What does 3 have to offer? Dave Coulier?

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Guest Salacious Crumb
All I have to say is that Brigette Nielsen is fucking scary looking

She's got some saggy tits as well. I would fear for my life with those things swinging around.

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Nobody wants to see a 50 year old and a 65+ woman run around the house topless. Nielson and Charo are not entertaining. Ryan Star and Jon Knight only want to hide in their rooms which does not translate well on tv. So this leaves Flava Flav as the crazy insane man trying to start conflicts with everybody and Dave Coulier doing basically nothing but thinking about joining Flava in flirting with the women.

 

Season 3 is boring.

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Can someone post where some of these people got their fame?  I don't mean that in a bad way, I actually don't know where a lot of them are from.

Flava Flav was the hype man in Public Enemy.

Charo was really famous in the '70s, I think as a singer, but is basically known for being on the Love Boat like 20-something times.

Dave Coulier was on Full House.

Jordan Knight was in the New Kids on the Block.

Bridgette Nielson was an actress in the '80s (Rocky IV, Red Sonja).

And there's some girl from American Idol, who's name I don't know, but I find very hot for some reason.

 

And I agree that this season is going to both suck AND blow, but I'll end up watching. It's like a train-wreck, the AI girl seemingly doesn't even want to be on the show, Knight seemingly thinks that he's too cool for the others, Coulier looks like he's going to snap when they show the clip of someone talking about the Olsens, and the other three are so fucking annoying that it's entertaining.

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I got a chance to watch this one this week, and I really am shocked at how brain dead Flav seems. I know he was always a little wacked out.....but this was rediculous.

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No Flav is just trying to get into Brigette's pants anyway he can, that's why he's acting as lame as he is...her tits don't scare me, btw, it's her saggin ASS that's revolting!

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Yea, so far not as entertaining as last season (which I think to be the best) . They are really stretching celebrity here. so what, every season we get at least one person from another reality show? the AI girl is annoying. she thinks she is famous? yea I am sure that record is going to go platinum. geez, then in the previews she's whining about singing a pop song "im a rock singer" shut up you're a hasbeen from a better reality show who couldn't cut it and lost out to the girl with freaking pink hair and the afro dude justin and the much more talented kelly.

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Season 2 was great due to Ron Jeremy's one liners...and the rimshots they would add in after he did one. This cast just doesn't seem to blend at all...doesn't help when they put 2 crazy people in the house instead of just one.

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I did laugh at Flava Flave threatening to beat Brigitte Nielson's ass.

 

And on a similar note, Nielson is revolting. I haven't jerked my head to the side in horror so fast in ages.

 

I do kinda like Charro. Her randomly calling Brigitte a "Crazy beeeetch" and noting the house looked like Liberace with diarhea was at the very least, surreal.

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Catching this for the first time..and wow, they went past B-list, these are like C/D-list celebs. But I'm sure there will be some great moments in the season.

 

Bridgette slapping Flav, then him slapping the shit out of her back. :lol: That was just awesome.

 

EDIT- For instance...another great moment already. Her walking in and falling over the boxes...but what topped it off is Flavor Flav walking in with pink bunny slippers...

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Dave Coulier seems to have a whole "I'm so glad I have work again" vibe.

Flava just wants some.

Charo seems to want to confuse everyone as much as possible.

Bridget wants to shock everone so she has attention again.

Jordan Knight seems like the normal guy who's just happy to be in the limelight again.

Ryan Star doesn't seem to want to be there.

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You can't tell me that Charo was the 1st option for the cast. I want to know who turned down the show and if Charo was the 4th or last option. I would rather see one of the Golden Girls on the show instead of Charo.

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Guest El Satanico

This is the only time I've been remotely interested in this stupid show. The possible total insanity of cracked out Flava Flav attracted my interest, but i haven't bothered to check it out yet.

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I don't know what of make out of this season. They got some really arkward chemistry going on. Knight seems like he belongs because everything he does just oozes "snobby prick." Dave Coulier seems like a cool guy to hang out with. I love Charo. She seems half-insane most of the time, and she's like the one of the few 45+ yr olds I think is hot (yeah, I know, that's sad). Unfortunately the people they are focusing on are the ones I hate the most. Ryan Starr obviously hates being on the show, which makes sense, because she doesn't belong on it. Bridgette Neilson is freaking annoying. She's hammered all the time, has no respect for anyone else, and I don' think that's going to change. Flava Flav is just acting to get attention.

 

One of the best things about season two was that, despite their different backgrounds, all the castmates bonded with each other and seemed like family near the end. I don't think that's gonna happen this time.

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I think VH1 is purposely rigging this to avoid having the happy family ending. People getting along doesn't make for good TV. The first season had everyone hating on Corey Feldman, which was good. The second season had everyone getting along, which was not as good. Now it seems that they're hoping for this show to end with everyone having some level of tension.

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If they wanted to do that then they should of went with the Real World formula of angry black guy, lesbian or gay, drunk, redneck. This season could of been good if they casted Fabio, Ted Nugent, Charlie Murphy, Ellen, Samatha Fox, KRS-1 instead of the celebrities they currently have.

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Dave Coulier was on Full House.

Dave is also apparently the subject of Alanis' song "You Oughtta Know", which frankly is quite disturbing...

It's pretty funny watching Jordan and Flava trying to act like players when they flirt with Bridgette and Ryan Starr.

 

Dave Coulier is more of a player than both of them. He used to get blow jobs at movie theaters from Alanis Morissette!

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If they wanted to do that then they should of went with the Real World formula of angry black guy, lesbian or gay, drunk, redneck.  This season could of been good if they casted Fabio, Ted Nugent, Charlie Murphy, Ellen, Samatha Fox, KRS-1 instead of the celebrities they currently have.

By "Ellen," I assume you mean DeGeneres, right? Considering she has a rather successful talk show, I doubt she'd quite be game for SL.

 

Nielsen = 0.75 on the Laurer scale

 

EDIT: Speaking of Chyna, how she didn't end up on this show I'll never know. Though if she really does sell it/is selling it, that porno with Waltman would be pretty surreal itself!

 

Charo = I too am a mark for her, so sue me

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