PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Your box or mine?

Whose idea was it for you to emerge from the fire for your entrance? How much input did you have concerning the Gangrel character and the angles that you were involved in?

... and he was driving with Kevin Thorn at the time. There's a joke in there somewhere...

Coloring? Now I know what to get my little brother for Christmas. Who do I make the check out to?

Coloring? Now I know what to get my little brother for Christmas.

Oh... .... ....... ... . .. * continues urinating on himself *

I am sad panda.

I can't wait to pick that up. It's about damn time. Christ. I have this feeling that no matter how good it is that it will be for nigh. They put this album off for way too long. I sort of resent them for it. Still, it'll probably be the only new release that I will purchase with any confidence this year.

More of a current top ten than an all-time: "That's What Friends Are For" by Dionne Warwick/Elton John/Stevie Wonder/Gladys Knight "Carry the Zero" by Built to Spill "Your Impression This Morning of Me Last Night" by Joan of Arc "New Yorks Alright If You Like Saxophones" by Fear "Head Over Heels" by Tears For Fears "Journey to the End of East Bay" by Rancid "Rather Be Dead" by Refused "Easy to Be Hard" by Three Dog Night "Look Back and Laugh" by Minor Threat "Man With An Open Heart" by King Crimson

Celebrating 31 Days Without A Pryo-Related Accident or "I am more of a nigger than you are."

From PWI:

Of all of the gimmicks that I would like WWE to steal from WCW, it's this one. Everybody talks about how much they love War Games, but I still prefer the Battlebowl concept above all else. I prefer the format that they used for the 1991 and 1993 competitions. While I don't see WWE running a PPV consisting of unannounced matches, I do think that it would be intriguing for them to run a special three-hour RAW featuring the Battlebowl concept. If done properly (like, the opposite of what they did in 1996) it can be used to start new feuds and elevate new stars. What do you guys think?

Yes, I'm sure that Orton behaves the way that he does to "keep kayfabe alive," and it has nothing to do with his well-documented manchild tendencies that go back all the way to his teenage years.

You're right. Orton should take some time off to film Suburban Commando. I'd buy that for a dollar.

WWE Championship HHH vs. John Cena World Heavyweight Championship CM Punk vs. Batista

Fixed.

I've never even met this bitch and I hate her too.

It was something bold and different... and we all knew how that match was going to end anyways.

Super Crazy hasn't been released yet? Not that I want him to be or anything.

Sharp teef.

Picnic Basket Free for All 4. Corn on the Cob 3. Mac and Cheese Bread Bracket 1. Cheddar Biscuits 2. Garlic Bread Taters! 1. Fuckin' Baked Potato 2. French Fries Greens and Grains 1. Asparagus 2. White Rice

I'm sure that WWE will take that into deep consideration after those shows earn them way too many dollars.

You never know, though. Maybe they thought that he was okay to "drive" as in drive the fish to be the best. To coach it or something. And he quit his job to coach the fish full time and in the end he was really bad at it. He had to sell the car, and he lost the house. He had to uproot his family and move to Kenosha, WI. And now his family resents them for talking him into the ill-fated fish-coaching gig. And now they resent themselves. But he probably just got shitfaced and crashed his Chevy into a lake.

Because they thought that fish was okay to drive home. And then that guy caught it and ate it.