Stephen Joseph

Sounds like a plan, and I get the feeling SJ isn't long for the Upstarts side anyways

Getting better. Now mothers of KIA soldiers are demanding that their son's names be removed from crosses being put up in protest. (from the Washington Post Express this morning)

lol

tHHHony

it helps me waste time at work...bravo!

Can we add in a 5th team of PRL/SJ? It could be a way to maneuver my character... For AngleSlam, I though there was going to be a Dan/SJ vs. 2 Upstarts match, where I turn Upstart...is that on?

btw..snopes says that her husband has now filed for divorce.

She's getting downright silly I'll find the quote later, but she's stated publicly that the war is a part of Zionist influence... (when she was talking about Palestine) She hurt her cause alot there...Jewish conspiracies are one step removed from talking about Nazi's...

on a related matter Meanwhile, the Labor Department reported that its closely watched Consumer Price Index rose 0.5 percent in July, the biggest increase in three months. In July, overall inflation was driven higher by a big 3.8 percent jump in energy costs. However, outside of food and energy, prices remained well behaved. The core inflation rate edged up by just 0.1 in July. This price category, which is closely watched by the Federal Reserve, was helped in July by a 1 percent drop in new car prices, the biggest one-month decline in more than 30 years.

Fuel cells? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://science.howstuffworks.com/fuel-cell.htm

HBK started it with a hell of a promo that kept the crowd hot.

concurs with Rant

i call bullshit

Rant's right about fission power. Also, we're 8 years away from fuel cells in cars. Toyota and Mazda are both pursuing it aggressive, and thats what their current timeline says. It's been revised upwards from 10 years previously.

Oil is not running out. Bad Malthusian Vice Bad!

And the Era is now ended... Fare thee well old buddy, it was quite the fun time.

By the way, I would like to claim the opening segment. I believe SJ has some explaining to do regarding his rather strange actions

you thought the cow saga was over?

where the frick is the show? i mean, id do it, but i lost my job awhile ago

I will ask on Monday. Guess he's off to the west coast now

And its not ME~!!!!

DING DING DING~! COLE It's what we've been waiting for! CABOOSE Two women naked? Frolicing! COLE NO! Stephen Joseph takes on a COW! CABOOSE Gimme a C! Gimme an O Gimme a W! COACH C! O! W! CABOOSE KICK HIS ASS COW! Cue: "I'm a Cow" COLE And here comes the COW~! with Farmer Bill COACH I heard the Cow was two guys in a COW SUIT! CABOOSE OAOAST, ridiculous gimmicks, never! I mean, c'mon NAZ MISTRY was totally REAL! CUE: WAIT, NOTHING PLAYS!!! Stephen Joseph walks out Sans Music, but with a MicroPhone Stephen Joseph When I came back from the OAOAST, I asked to be placed in a midcard feud. You'd think, someone of my stature, who was SCREWED out of being World Champion by Zack Malibu, you remember him purposefully disqualifying himself right? I do. You'd think SOMEONE would step up. No One did. They'd forgotten about me. Well, contrary to the ASShats like Superstar, Caboose, and whoever the FUCK this guy named Frigid had to say, I'm still around. I've been around since the OAOAST started. And they had the GALL to parody me? What sick shit was that. Well, let's just say I haven't forgotten who was around in those days, and that score will be settled. But as for this? Getting a DAMN COW to wrestle. Man FUCK THAT. ::In the Ring:: So, I figured since we're in the home of We Can't Wrestle at all and done went Belly Up wrestling promotions, I'd give a former wrestler from those guys a chance. I told him there was this FAT COW giving me problems, and well, ladies a gentleman, the one, the ONLY~!!! FAT COW THRILLA, MIIIIIKKEEE AWWWWEEESOMEEE!!! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Awesome runs down to the ring with LOVE in his eyes. The Cow looks over at Farmer Jim, and splits in two! Two guys pile out of the cow suit! COACH It WAS two guys in a COWSUIT CABOOSE Okay. THIS is WrestleCrap. COLE Still not as bad as Shockmaster. In the ring, Mike Awesome lumbers in, but the two guys in the COW SUIT have rolled out of the ring, very audibly saying "We ain't getting raped by no Redneck." Awesome looks dejected, and Stephen Joseph can't help but laught. Stephen Joseph Now, maybe we can all turn our attention more serious matters. And to EVERYONE, Fuck Me? Fuck YOU!

(please place in the middle of the show) Stephen Joseph (backstage, with Cuban Wall and The Puerto RICAN~!) Wall Good luck with your match. You sure you don't want... Stephen Joseph Naw, I got this one. Oh Puerto baby, I need to talk to you. Tha Puerto Rican Sup Pops? Stephen Joseph This whole Upstarts/Originals thing. It's pretty much our enemies fighting each other right? But we're screwed either way, I think. Tha Puerto Rican I don't like either of em Stephen Joseph Yeah, me too. But...an opportunity's coming up, and I'm taking it, a way of gaining you, me, and the whole Lightning Crew some leverage. I can't... publicly explain my actions, and they won't take this damn camera away... Tha Puerto Rican Stephen, you and me man, we've been thick as thieves for what, 2 years? Look, I know you have my back, the Lightning Crew's back, you got everyone that's worth their salt in the OAOAST's back. Do what you gotta do man. Stephen Joseph Thanks Puerto. I'll need your help soon, but really, your trust means a hell of alot. I gotta go BBQ a damn cow now.

You guys think I hold out any hope for the longevity of the US economy? I don't

exactly. this is not news.