Kristianna

Wow, I think I spent most of my last two years in college throwing up every morning. Especially my senior year... wow. By that time I was pledge-mistress of my sorority house, so I could usually push someone else around into cleaning up after me. I look back and think about that, and its still funny.

I think Punk vs. HBK would be awesome, especially if Punk finally turns heel, damn it. I can't wait for that to happen. I just hope they'll actually give him the mic more.

That's awesome!

Man, Undertaker's still got it. I wish the chokeslam had actually happened though.

Mango yogurt. That's where it's at. There's this Mexican brand called Lala that they sell at our local stores, and they have some weird flavors here and there. The mango however, is awesome.

Oh man, I love going to live events, and PPVs are even more awesome. We're definitely going to make the drive down to Houston for Wrestlemania this year, too. I'm buying tickets for that as soon as they're available. Oh, and Shelton needs to re-dye his hair. Its more like the bronze standard at this point.

Hell yeah, Night of Champions. My guy and I already have our tickets to that. It's been too long since I've been to a PPV event.

You're too forgiving. Honestly, since Smackdown is pre-taped, they probably could have, and should have, edited that down a bit.

bratwurst & sauerkraut. The weirdest thing of all is... I'm not German, not even a little bit. But, nothing is better with beer.

I carry my Glock model 27 in my purse just about everywhere I go these days. I'm not gun nut or anything, and I don't really like the idea of having to use it. Still, its nice to know its there.

I'm glad I'm drunk, because that last session would have filled me with despair otherwise. I'm really glad that Smackdown isn't live, because the thought of seeing that cow topless is quite revolting.

Best feud ever? That might be jumping the gun... but, its definitely got potential.

What I think is the most hilarious part is that Shawn had the watches made with Flair's real name, but not his own.

I know in my heart of hearts that Rocky is never coming back. That said, I'd love to be wrong. I don't really think Austin will ever come back for a real match, either. I think his only appeal is as a novelty, and the few times we've seen him get physical in the last few years, he's shown just how wrecked and stiff that he is. I don't blame him for wanting to not further jeopardize his health or his "movie career". Same with Rocky. Hogan is a parody of himself at this point... and its not even funny anymore. Foley should just stick to what he does best, get the cheap pop and the "thanks for showing up" paycheck.

Yeah, sorry. I guess I hadn't been there in a long time. My bad.

I'd try RomNation.net if I were you. That's where I get all my NES, Genesis and SNES games.

that is... hilarious. wrong, but hilarious.

Texas doesn't have a state income tax, so that's cool in the long run. My federal return should be exactly 1,083.45. I'll probably just buy bonds with it, since the stock market is so shitty right now. Well, with the 1,000 anyway. I'll be taking the 83.45 and most likely blow it on shoes.

I dunno, Orlando Bloom... right? Shouldn't be any wellness problems at least.

I live in a suburb of Dallas, TX... so our most prolific and famous gas station/convenience stores are 7-Eleven. I really don't know how far the reach of 7-Eleven extends, but they're fucking everywhere here. Some nights, I want a Coca-Cola Slurpee like a fucking pregnant woman wants ice cream. So if I go to the first one, and the Slurpee machine is in defrost, no worries. There's at least 4 more locations within a 5 minute drive of my home. Some fair warning though. Never, NEVER EEEEEEEVER eat the hot dogs there. They're at least a month old, and they just roll around on this metal roller-thingy and sweat constantly. Also the nachos suck too, and the cheese looks like something that leaked from a nuclear reactor.

That sack was the play of the game for me.

If anyone should get in, its Steamboat. He's the fuckin' man.

I like you, dude, really. But, do you really have to be such a wet blanket sometimes?

That song "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva really fucking sucks.