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Obviously, Elvis will be utterly ripped.

Yep. I actually posted the few pics I took there a while back (in which it's been noted that I looked WAY more stoked to be taking a picture with Baret than Stacy).

Also, if my girl Stacy finds some way to beat that ugly fucking mongoloid Borges, I' m pretty certain my brain would explode from the incomprehensible joy I would feel.

Same guy.

I think Nate will remember that Doerksen of all people managed to drop him as of late, and go for the takedown quickly. Much like MSIA said of Franklin before his fight with Silva: "If he takes the fight to the ground, he wins. If he chooses to stand and trade, he deserves whatever he gets."

I'm never counting on Spencer to win a fight ever again. That said, this is yet another fight he SHOULD win.

Hey, Matt Hughes has a black friend.

I love my fellow wetbacks smashing in each other's faces in as much as anyone, but that fight isn't even the best UFC LW fight of the year so far (that honor belongs to Edgar/Griffin).

Legeno tapping Kimo with a gulliotine > Tank's heel hook

Dude, it's not even amongst the Top 5 funniest Cage Rage fights. Unadulterated hilarity card after card.

Fine, I'll just direct my smarmy remarks in the direction of pretty much everyone else, except YPOV & EHME. Also, my features are much closer to Armenian than Jewish.

I just wanted to mention that you wrote Gonzaga off after the Jordan fight and also gave him no chance of doing anything to Mirko, standing or on the mat. Why? Because I am on a vindication high.

Or if tagged in the grill.

Oh, and a big laugh to all those who've consistently claimed UFC's HW's ain't shit.

Now if only Jake O'Brien can crack the Top 10...

Napao's top control looks shaky mainly because he's almost constantly looking to do something else, whether it be advancing position, throwing strikes or slapping on a submission. A more steady approach would probably benefit him against Filipovic, but Napao has as wide a selection of submissions as anyone at HW (even if he can't finish that arm-triangle to save his life), and stands a good chance of catching Mirko in transition on the mat. However, despite having something of a good style to match-up with Mirko, he's still a bit too raw for the fight at this point.

Horn has to work with guys like Wiuff, Riggs & Whiteman. Of course anyone with a pulse will grab his attention.

So, anyone care to take a guess as to how many times Werdum drops to his back of his own volition?

It's going to be a drubbing. Franklin arguably punches just as hard as Drew (if not harder), and is exponentially better in both wrestling and on the mat. The way Kampmann has eaten punches in his last two fights leads me to believe he'll be lucky to see the second round against Franklin.

I like Kampmann almost too much to watch Franklin punch a hole through his face.

Kitaoka submitting Monteiro is a suprise and actually a damn good win for him. He's likely to get a PRIDE shot after this.

I'm still praying and hoping for Manvel to drop Harout's name.

I will give ten bucks to anybody who can make up a picture of Manvel & Hill as Master Blaster.

USA > Canada

Ruediger's a fat-body with shit stand-up, Wiman's mainly famous for the Fisher fight, and Lauzon is a featherweight. Aside from those 3, BJ's best hope is that Maynard's wrestling credentials translate well and quickly into MMA.