Lei Tong

Well, Berube losing is even more certain than Ruediger not making weight.

"In 10 years, no one will know who Jens Pulver is." Fuckin' harsh, bro.

A quick laugh in the direction of EHME & LotC.

I'll probably just get buzzed beforehand and laugh at how Georges talks.

Time to see if Wanderlei is a better boxer than an ill-prepared, fatigued Tra Telligman.

If you want to make fun of Gonzaga's physical features, how in the hell are you going to ignore his upturned pig nose? Come on.

Yes, though if it'll make your nights slightly restless, Gonzaga is a better wrestler than most of his BJJ counterparts and recently won his weight division at Mundials.

Kang couldn't even beat Misaki, and we know your thoughts on him.

Franklin via natural biggerness.

I'm having more fun figuring out who should be expelled from the list.

If Choigasms are anything like what I experienced when Mo knocked his face off, I'll take a dozen.

Grabbed from BK, which was grabbed from elsewhere:

I seem to remember it the other way, but whatever. I'll check the tapes later.

Stevenson has been better as of late with protecting his chin, and while he's been dropped a numebr of times lately, I have a hard time remembering it happening before he managed to score a takedown. And since the terms "guard," "mount defense," and "submission avoidance" have no meaning to Guillard, I'd make him clear favorite.

Stevenson should beat Melvin, simply because Melvin is utterly fucking worthless on his back.

Jew move? What, like a nose to the eye?

His skin lost to TK's elbow. Better?

Regardless of the replacement, LYOTO via reverse punch.

Hironaka is now facing Forrest Petz on 4/5. He claims he wants to show off his stand-up, but he'll more than likely submit him quick style.

Very rarely can you put two "bangers" (MMA code for "stand-up fighter with shitty ground game") against each others and garauntee a war. The upcoming Marcus Davis vs. Pete Spratt match-up is a perfect example, as Joe Silva fully expects a boxer vs. kickboxer slugfest, forgetting that Davis trains with Miletich, recently tapped out Forrest Petz and dominated Shonie Carter on the mat.

Jeff Joslin is out of his bout versus Kuniyoshi Hironaka at the next UFNdue to injury. Too bad, as it would've easily been Joslin's best win to date. Hopefully they find a replacement somewhat close to Hironaka's size.

"And the winner, via tapout... (insert name of any UFC ground specialist here)!"

Hey, I'm not saying Kalib isn't talented, but when compared to Belcher, Alan has already proven his gameness and some stand-up to be superior to Starnes'.

Yeah, but Belcher isn't a quitter.

Curry, there's no way in a million years that Elvis beats Bisping. No chance whatsoever.