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The second song takes me back... Thanks.

^ apparently fears irregularity

Doesn't surprise me. I haven't liked Lil' Jon and them since they were all standing around in the Confederate Flag a few years back in the "Bia Bia" video. Then again, I don't like 90% of the dirty south rappers, so...

I know we've had top 5/10/15/48 favorite wrestler lists dozens of times, but I can't recall us ever doing a least favorite wrestler list. Well here we go...ready? Huh? Ready? HERE WE GO!!!!! My top 5 least favorite wrestlers: 1. BILLY FUCKIN' GUNN: I cannot describe how deeply my hatred runs for this man. Since I was about 10 or 11 years old, Billy has been doing things that just make me despise him! It all started with the Smokin' Gunns...I couldn't stand them. I hated their wrestling...I hated their hats...I hated their blatant disregard for ringside fans by firing guns inside the arena. I just HATED them! And I hated how the night after Rumble 95, after I had bragged and bragged to my friends about predicting that the Kid and Bob Holly would win the tag title tournament, the Gunns came right out and beat them for the belts! As if I didn't hate Billy Gunn enough after that night...he somehow managed to make me hate him even more when he and Bart beat Yokozuna and Owen Hart to regain the belts the night after IYH 3...not because of the blatant cheating displayed by the no good bastards during the match, but because the belts RIGHTFULLY belonged to my favorite tag team, Shawn Michaels and Diesel...who, incidentally were promised a tag title rematch in the future...and that match never happened...grrr! Then there was the Rockabilly gimmick...ugh...I don't think I need to explain my dislike for that, but I was ALMOST beginning to like him in the New Age Outlaws, but then he went and joined DX the night Shawn Michaels got kicked out, so I had to hate him by default. I hate his cheesy ass promos! I hate his wrestling! I hate how the WWF repeatedly tries to push this man, despite him failing EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!! I hate the fact that Chyna likes him...I wanted to break my damn TV when they were an on-screen couple! In closing...I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM...GOOD GOD I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *deep, rapid breaths* 2. Hulk Hogan: I was never a big Hogan fan, but I turned on him in 93 after I found out that he had refused to work with Bret Hart. And I will contend to my dying day that Hulk Hogan ruined WCW. I began watching on a regular basis in 93 and was really into it...I loved Flair, loved the Blondes, Regal, Steamboat, Vader, Sting...hell...I even liked the damn Guardian Angel...then in comes Hogan, suddenly he's the World Champ, Duggan's beating Austin for the U.S. belt, and suddenly all my favorites are pushed into the background to make way for his buddies. 3. HHH: Outside of a brief period in 2000 (towards the end of the love triangle angle), I've never liked HHH, for various reasons. Aside from the most OBVIOUS reason, I hated him for kicking Shawn out of DX and in the latter stage of my markish period, getting Shawn thrown through that windsheild by the Corporation. Then came the push from hell, which resulted in that mind blowing feud with Vince McMahon in the latter part of 99.... I didn't like how he was put over Benoit (who was pretty much billed as the WCW Champion upon his arrival) and Tazz (while he was ECW Champ...and in Philly no less), basically making him seem like the best wrestler in the World...and the booking and writing since 2000 has more or less made him look unbeatable (like him losing the title to Rock without being pinned). And I don't even have to go through the current situation with him on Raw...bottom line, I hate the man. 4. Lex Luger: I've always seemed to dislike him for one reason or another. Just a bad wrestler who always seemed to be pushed as something special. 5. Vince McMahon: I know he's not a wrestler (though he might as well be with the kind of TV time he gets), but honest to God, I dislike Vince in so many ways it's not funny. Yes, Austin Vs McMahon was a groundbreaking angle! Yes, it helped the WWF's popularity skyrocket in 98-99...but Vince McMahon's involvement in storylines should've ended at Fully Loaded 99...possibly even Wrestlemania XV. Vince constantly puts himself over his wrestlers, takes up valuable TV time, ruins matches, can't wrestle, and cannot seem to grasp that fans don't pay to see him or ANYONE in his family. And they don't even try to explain his evil owner shtick anymore...we at least knew why he hated Austin, but nowadays he seems to hate everyone that's face and support all heels...there's no shades of gray...nothing remotely dynamic or entertaining about his on-screen character anymore, yet he shows up on my TV WEEK AFTER WEEK...WHY???!?!

I would like her more if she had any name other than Shaniqua (she gave them MOCHA on TE...it would've fit her gimmick a lot better and been more realistic), but aside from that, she's pretty cool.

Oh come on, Stripperella was waaaay worse than this. I dunno. Stripperella made me laugh once. This show just makes me wanna kick people...in the BACK of the neck.

I know it's not over yet, but this is hands down the WORST TV show I've ever seen. And I liked the Magic Hour!

Why are they trying to throw Albert into this feud???

PS Chyna was my baby. Leave her alone.

Whatever happened to Wrestlemania the movie...or whatever the hell they were filming at XIX? Are they still supposed to air that?

Steph Vs Brock...*groan* I deserved that.

He should F5 the shit outta her right now...just for fun.

I had boycotted Nitro back in 98...but I dunno. WWF's writing was starting to piss me off back in 2000, so I doubt it'd have been much better even with competition.

^ losing control

< possibly influenced ^'s new title.

Eh...it's an amusing story. Whether you think it's right or not, fans are gonna heckle wrestlers. That's part of the business, and wrestlers should come to expect it. As a professional, Goldberg should've just shrugged it off and ignored them...maybe he could've given them the finger just to acknowledge or something, but getting upset and arguing with them really just makes Goldberg look bad. And in any case, either in a professional situation or on the street, when somebody's teasing you like that, it's always best just to ignore it, because when you show that it's getting under your skin, people are just gonna keep on teasing you.

^ THE MASTER...AND THE RULER...OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cue deep, rapid breaths*

I've had my addy appear as the sender of porn e-mail a bunch of times. And I can't tell you how many times I got cussed out from people claiming I've been sending them porn... Ok, once, but still. It happened!

This concept intrigues me. What the hell is the GC...Game Cube? GameCube > Ice Cube Iced Tea > Ice-T Where's that old thread where we did this in? I have no clue Wasn't that more by mistake though. Or in the middle of a flame war or something. It was purdy. Huss. like looking down on a pyramid what is the point of this? Who cares? It's fun. ANYWAY. Eagan would fuck it up. Damn you to HECK! ZIMBABWE!!!!!!!!

Cena's is pretty tight. "Two-faced rappers walk away with four shiners" I like that line.

That is hands down the ugliest jersey I've ever seen.

I didn't hate the show as much as Downhome did (I had company over and was hardly paying attention anyway, so...). Only things that really stood out with me were the Spike bump, RVD's burial (they could've AT LEAST had Shane come down and help him win) and the predictability of the ME. Like Downhome, I called the angle as soon as Bischoff announced it...and my brother, a casual fan, made a good point in asking why the hell does Bischoff even hate Goldberg in the first place??? Did they even try to explain that one? As for the things I like...the divas stuff was ok...though it's getting a little too cartoonish for my tastes with that "Destroy Trish once and for all" shit. I mean God damn, is she a fucking Power Ranger or something??? And I liked Lance's stuff. I don't really like him in a comedy role, but if it gets him over...hey.

My 7th grade Computer/Science teacher (meaning she taught both subjects) drilled us on typing the proper way so I'm pretty good at it...although people have pointed out that I tend not to use my pinky fingers when I type.

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I doubt that's the case though. We'd hear about a backstage brawl between the two before something like this. I don't believe it was just Shelton getting a little worked up either. Maybe Bradshaw was talking shit in the ring and went a little too far...? I give up. This is crazy.