I had a rail thin girl randomly walk up to me at the bar tonight and ask me if I wanted to go shot for shot, last person standing pays the tab. I told her to "go eat a fucking sandwich". My friends were amazed I didn't try to flirt with the girl instead choosing to insult her. Another girl with HUGE tits kept playing with a necklace that hung down her cleavage, I finally grew sick of this and grabbed her necklace, dipping my fingers under her blouse and told her "Quit playing with this fucking necklace - your taking up valuable space in my boxers" (A bold face lie as my impotence was as prominent as ever)