DerangedHermit

*shudders*

She's a MAN, baby! A MAN!

Weird. I got a letter, but I can't read it. It looks like someone spit all over it. /Family Guy

Ya know what was spiffy? Shelton Benjamin's wig stayed on the whole time! Damn damn damnity damn!

For some reason, I'm surprised ABOBO hasn't inspired someone to be Green Abobo.

What a fucking drama queen.

Heh, the answer is B! Now this is just ego masturbation.

but NOT THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS!!! GREAT SCOTT NO! And not the Canucks either....

I'd want to see Mess finish out the season with the Rangers and retire but stay on in NY as their coach or an assistant coach.

God damn the Rangers. Kovy's gone (OK), Leetch's gone (sad trade) and they trade Nedved and Markkanen to the Oilers. I see it's a salary dump but it pains me to see Leetch play in a god awful Leafs jersey. Meh.....they had to do it. I just don't want to see Mess in an Isles jersey.

I liked the 12 year girl getting hit by a car (from the marijuana PSAs) being on marijuana herself.

Awesome ending.

Fark

With the first set already out, there will be another set with: Mick Foley (two figs: Dude Love and Mankind) Sgt. Slaughter RIC FLAIR!!!!!!! WOOOOOO! George "The Animal" Steele Big John Studd I think the Flair one's the best by far, although the Studd one is good as well. Here's a link: WWE Classic Superstars Series 2

Mr. Met....DUHHHHHHHHHH! Rose's ego would fit snugly in that big ol' head of Mr. Met's.

Kids sure grow up fast these days... ...Jesus fucking Christ, that's sick.

I'd kill to see a animation of Banky and Popick's heads colliding.

I'd ban Banky, so that when the board crashes again, Banky can be the savior once again.

Let's hope they don't jack up the prices... Eh, fuck McDonald's. I never go there. Go Wendy's!

$1,934,410.00. Yay! I'd sell some of myself. $9000 a pound!

It's satire. This article comes from the Hoosier Gazette, known for satire. Who here is a Farker?

This is O.J. Hart, of course. O.J.'s a dumbass. Dumbasses do dumbass things.

What is Football about? I assume it's not actual football, because that would take up more than a tiny half-hour chunk. It's the overlapping last half hour from the last game (which doomed Futurama to hell).

Speaking of great gimmicks, where the fuck is ABOBO?

This part was awesome.