DerangedHermit

edited for accuracy Heh...that's good, ya sick bastard....

Why stop at three?

I'm thinking that JBL calls out Batista. 'Batistia' comes out, but it's a midget. JBL will berate him and so on, but it all backfires when the real Batista shows up, and hijinks ensue. The WWE has offered Hunter's Torn Quad a job on the Smackdown writing staff.

Miked Up is good because there's no Chris Russo and Mike Francesa can talk without that little pipsqueak interrupting him.

Correction: Pat Patterson facing the Brooklyn Brawler

Used to hate: - Islanders: I hated quite a bit them up until Charles Wang bought the team and the Rangers started to suck. I still like the Rangers more (I dunno, sadomasochism?) but I don't mind the Isles. - Yanks: Now they're just funny. They're still good, but I don't have a fear of them. My brother's even becoming a Mets fan because he finds the Yankees boring and NL ball is usually better and more exciting. Used to like: - Nah...once I'm a fan, usually I'll stay one

Agreed, especially at an A&W's restaurant....I love the closest one to me, it's combined with a Long John Silver's so I get a burger (which is probably one of the better fast food burgers), onion rings and hushpuppies. Oh and many refills of root beer in the frosty mug!

The Simpsons episode was a lot better than I thought. The rap stuff wasn't the entire plot and Kirk Van Houten, Wiggum = laffo. "Bart's gonna end up like NWA - not without asswelts" However, it sucked compared to the Golden age Simpsons eps. And Arrested Development = comedy supergold. Martin Short was awesome. And Carl Reiner as Martin Short's partner in the flashback = awesome

"I screwed my brother-in-law." "Well, I'm all grown up now." "Tobias, you blowhard!"

Jason Bateman is fucking hilarious

!does not compute! At least I can watch Rangers and Devils classic games on MSG and FSNY...(game 7 of the 1994 E. Conf. finals is one of my favorites as is the Rangers/Panthers 1997 E. Conference Quarterfinals Game 5 with Esa Tikkanen's OT winner that they originally thought didn't go in). And I enjoyed some of the Devils' classics they showed (especially the last regular season game of the 1987-88 season in which John McLean scores against the Blackhawks in OT to send them to the playoffs).

haha i slept with ur mom Way to further demonstrate your inability to understand sarcasm as well as shoot back with a middle school level insult. You should talk. That WAS a sarcastic reply, smartass.

haha i slept with ur mom How about Bill Simmons' Orgasm Arena? Or HAY GUYZ LOOK IT'S A PUBLICITY STUNT Arena?

Best fight I saw in high school was two black guys fighting in the hallway. They manage to knock out the half-Jamaican/half-Chinese security guard and came out to where the buses were. One guy tried to get on a bus, but he was SPEARED into the bus steps. They continued their fight for a minute more until they were cornered in the bus by the remaining security guards and some administrators.

HE SOLD OUT! HE SOLD OUT! HE SOLD OUT!

That's a pretty cool idea for a trap

He's doing his best drunk Flair impression

Or Madison Square Garden... I'd call it the FUCK SHIT FUCK GODDAMNIT Center

Mine too...that's a "holy shit"

How about: American Dad Malcolm in the Middle (is it lasting another season? if not, then put KotH here, if so, move KotH) Simpsons Family Guy Arrested Development King of the Hill (or whatever)

I'm especially looking at you, Chris Jericho

I froze when I read....

TSM Classic Threads: - Threads that were funny two years ago, chuckle-worthy one year ago and dated yesterday Music: - Present your elitist prick badge The Smart Mark Archives: - We have a fucking main site?!?!?!?

Shouldn't LSD be "Show us your tirts"?

That fan has no balls.