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This should probably go in fantasy booking..but no one reads that section anyways. Alright, after what we saw on Smackdown with that awesome beatdown on Gowen and then the reaction by Cole/Tazz...Lesnar is now no longer a tweener-heel like he was when he first turned. He's a fucking monster heel now going in Summerslam. Here's what I'd do with him: Obviously, if they are gunna do Lesnar/Angle III at Mania XX then I believe they should "blow their load" (so to speak) on this match coming up. I think that what will happen is piss off the fans, but will better advance the program. Have the match go into an all out brawl the first few minutes or so and it gets back in the ring. I think they should just start going nuts at each other until it's the point where the ref has to call for a Double DQ (so Lesnar doesn't have to job, Angle won't lose the title right off, and the better match will be saved for Mania XX). After the match, Lesnar goes fucking nuts and starts destroying EVERYTHING and EVERYBODY. I'm talking about Angle, the SD refs, other officials & suits from the back, the SD ring announcer, the bell ringer, Tazz (or Cole), and have it basically come to the point where Lesnar has to be taken down by security & over 10 cops or so (Over exaggerate...it makes Lesnar look like a monster even more) and arrested. You can do this because it will be the last match for the Smackdown side of things for the night, so you won't need most of the SD people for the Elimination Chamber (main event). I'll go rahter quickly with what you do...Angle goes onto Eddie (who loses the US Title to Rhyno) for the WWE Title feud & Brock moves onto destroying the SD roster one by one every week (Orlando Jordan one week followed by Undertaker the next, Tajiri, Kidman & Mysterio in a handicap, and Ultimo). Doing it this way, you'll have enough time because you've got 2 months before the PPV so every week Brock goes through everyone, but has no main enemy. Until he's beating on (whoever) after a match when... ...Chris Benoit rushes to the ring and takes Lesnar DOWN and slaps on the Crossface (Not your typical Crossface, we are talking about ala Jericho Judgment Day 2000) when Lesnar does the unthinkable after a few moments. He taps, taps, taps. The crowd would go INSANE and Cole/Tazz can have a collective orgasm at ringside and they can replay it, and replay it, and replay it. But the key is since it wasn't a match, it doesn't count (Taking this from Benoit/Angle @ Mania 17, but it still works). The feud goes onto No Mercy, and then a blow off @ Survivor Series. Benoit can become an instant mega babyface again and Lesnar is already established as an asshole, unstoppable heel and the matches these 2 guys would be classic. Just a matter of it happening, I guess.

"Somebody has to do something..." I am SO posting my new scenario in the WWE folder right now.

I'd say that was violence AND soap opera at it's finest. I mean, the kid getting killed as bad enough...but IN FRONT OF HIS MOM. At first I was wondering if they would be able to make Lesnar a credible heel again...but boy have they ever.

Now THAT's a fucking beatdown...IN FRONT OF HIS MOM. FUUUCK.

Tried that dozens of times...came back in 16 bit.

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Buying a new mouse is probably the best advice and I'll probably end up doing it.

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That booing needs some work in HHH's entrance. One cool thing is when Lemmy says "Look over your shoulder" and HHH does. Why can't they get Finkel to do the announcing? It sounds like Mark Mcgrmik or whoever that lady is who used to do it for the WWF. The game does look more crisp with the in-ring action itself, but it still looks like an updated Raw 1. Period.

It's so weird seeing half of New York City with power and the rest pitch dark.

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I bet Dames is fucked somewhere.

I guess it started in Ottawa. *claps*

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NICE

Buwhahahaha! I knew it!

Booker's stated he wants to get out of the wrestling business soon so I think this might just be the ticket for retirement. It's a damn fucking shame the WWE dropped the ball with him and then FINALLY gave him the IC title..which should of happened in May. Oh, let's not even get into the fact of the whole HHH/Mania feud and how nothing came out of that one when Booker should of one. He's got his store in Houston, he's got a family, and he's pretty much set as far as $$$ goes. What's the point of going back to the WWE, getting misused some more, and possibly hurting your back? I guess we'll have to see in a month.

55 bucks for a nosebleed? I'll pass. That's just for the WORST SEAT IN THE HOUSE! Not talking about parking, expenses, etc. If Mania is 4 hours for 40 bucks...I'm set. If it's 50 for 4 hours, it better be fucking good.

Flair's last watchable match was probably against HHH from a few months ago on Raw for the World Title. That's probably Flair's MOTY. Edit: But if you are looking for Flair's last great classic...then I'm not sure. I mean, McMahon/Flair & Taker/Flair were good garbage matches, but it's nothing we haven't seen before. He really hasn't done much as far as wrestling goes since he came back in late 2001.

Downhome, I'm interested in picking up a few games. Contact me either on IM tonight or PM.

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