Cran Da Maniac

Already had to deal with this scam.

Well doesn't that suck. Was hoping this meant more online stuff for the Gamecube.

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Flying, tho I think I'd be a dick about it in a way. Like I'd go to a high building and scream "I can't take this world anymore" and jump, then float there, or I'd do a Wile Coyote type run across, and then I'd stop half way and look down.

10 to 1 odds that Doug is Glennose

Another small man who learned how to drive. You can do it Dames!

Whatever it was, blame Hoff.

I really have no reason for starting this thread. Everybody else did so I figured it was the trendy thing to do.

Wasn't he a ref in WCW at the time he died?

Reading this made me spit my Sprite everywhere...in my pants.

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT SCOTT KEITH HERE!

Umm....I stubbed my toe

I remember him doing about the same thing when Ric Flair slapped him in an interview. Little things like this really help establish Orton's character as somebody who likes to beat people up, but hates the pain himself.

When I first saw that commercial, I thought of 2 things. One was Monty Python, the other was when Booker T was spoofing the Scorpion King. "I got a sword Sucka!"

He had a brain implant? The mask was hindering his thought waves? This Kane isn't the same Kane as the one with the mask?

I must say that this day has gotten off to an interesting start. I woke up this morning expecting to go to my girlfriends place for lunch. Before I jump in the shower I went to the living room to check to see if my mom had left me any notes, because sometimes she tells me stuff that I need to do. I get to the computer and see a notebook, and on top there's a note that says "Your License Tag is gone off your car". Thinking this is a bad joke, I run outside to see if that's the case, and lo and behold my tag is gone. The only thing that I could think of being the reason it's gone is that there was a car jacking at my work yesterday. An older couple left the keys in the ignition, and a man jumped in it, backed it up, a woman got in, and then left. If that's the case, I hope the motherfuckers wreck off a bridge then. Or get shot up Bonnie and Clyde Style style. *Edit* It's my 2600th post. Yay me!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Hugo wasn't that bad up here, tho I'm in Central NC so it probably lost a lot of steam when it hit us. It was more or less just a big rain storm when it got to us. Tho I'm sure if I lived closer to the coast it would have done a lot of damage.

I love Micheal Hayes dumb sounding voice when he realizes who it is.

It's from a compliation CD, tho I can not for the life of me remember the name of it.

Be Smart gets a funny response

Ah man, and I was just liking Nik too. The people demand a reason

Example

Try a pop-up blocker.

Orlando Bloom as the New James Bond.