PLAGIARISM!

'Guitar' is ok, just feel that a song entitled 'Guitar' by a good guitarist should have a much better main riff.

That's a shame, I remember bonding with my dad as an 11 year old in laughing at that the first time we went to the US. Bat Boy still scares the living shit out of me though.

I suppose the biggest example of me hating/avoiding a band for their fans is The Arcade Fire. I think they've got 2 or 3 good songs but find it is generally agony discussing the band. However, Green Gartside of Scritti Politti named their recent shit factory of a second album in a (somewhat trite) article about consistently overrated albums, proclaiming that 'the war against unreconstructed rock continues' which made me want to fuck him even more.

Bugger. Also, we're laughably un-takeoverable, with this twatting supporter's trust Wednesdayite owning 10% and stopping investors. They're keeping us firmly rooted in the shit. Twats.

Prince's new one is utter shit, I'm afraid. Not that anyone should be too surprised at this point.

Oh christ, the silent image of the whale dead on the surface of the moon is probably the nearest I've come to a heart attack in some while.

It's no advert for my attention span but every time they go to the elves in the LOTR series I did tend to sigh.

I think there are circumstances where debt gets transferred to next of kin over here.

I can understand why Batman would make modifications to his suit and all, but that shot just looks like a Joel Schumacher style Batsuit.

Yeah, I think Voronin will adapt to the prem quicker than Torres for sure. We've now been told that we can fuck right off with our Rasiak interest, so now the top name is Izale McLeod. I guess he'd be ok, but certainly more of a gamble.

The Sheffield Star now believes our mystery man is Rasiak. That'd do for me!

OK, rumour has it our 'mystery £2m striker' is RICHIE TWATTING CRESSWELL. A better guess is Rowan Vine, who does seem to do well against us. If another championship club gets Fowler, I'll be effing livid. Us or Sydney! I'm increasingly concerned about our lack of ambition.

I'd fancy Jackson the human to fight most undead cyborgs.

You have much to teach us, doctor.

That boy band thing was funny. Especially for the 'OMG ruining a CLASSIC' comments.

I think most of my stuff is off ebay these days. All the suits are.

Stuff like that's kinda relative. Sid was meant to be the next Hulk Hogan, pre scissor attack thing, so in that respect he bombed, but he was still successful and a big name. They must have been shitting themselves with excitement when they first found Ahmed Johnson though. ps. I always manage to get a 'shitting ones self' reference into my posts about Sid, I've realised.

Babel's gonna be good I reckon, but do you think there was much point getting Benayoun? In other news, the only striker that's been linked with us is still Hartson. I don't think he's the answer... EDIT: I must also express my condolences upon hearing Graham Coughlan has had to stoop to the lows of league two with effing Rotherham. A travesty.

I think Pompey are gonna do well this year. We've revealed that we've been having takeover talks with a former Everton shareholder since jan. Nice to hear SOMETHING, as Dave Allen basically assured everyone we'd be getting taken over this summer and this is pretty much the first that's been said about it.

I'll say this, fair play to the guy. He's always been awful and comes back yet slower with each injury, but who the hell thought he'd manage to outlast his preposterous 10 year deal from 1996? Incredible.

Basically, I like stuff that isn't crap.

Von Sudenfed - Tromatic Reflexxions. I like this.

Art Brut are a band I want to like, but they're only ok.

The best bit was when they got Chris Rock, a guy who's career basically hinges on the word 'motherfucker' to introduce a band at 5pm and then had to cut away and apologise after about 20 seconds.

Yikes. I'm going to fuck up some defenseless endangered animal.