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  1. Banky Towers? Nah, sounds like some really bad 70s British comedian.
  2. I've never understood why so many of you Americans like Benny Hill so much. I mean seriously, when I was in the States, cab drivers, waiters, hotel staff all bring him up in conversation. He was shite. Like, offensively bad towards the end. My God. Matt Groening's sense of comic timing needs to be taught in schools. I don't know how much of it would translate to live action, but that stuff is DEAD ON.
  3. He couldn't make it with or without the kliq IMO. He won't get over on his own.
  4. Fair enough Mindless, it's just that I don't agree that his marketing team is good. I think he'd have a hell of a lot bigger fanbase if he'd stayed relatively underground, to be honest.
  5. OK, I'm guessing most can't fins the post where I asked for the change or something. Please change my display name to The Saturnsmarks4lives. Thanks in advance.
  6. CHANGE MY FUCKING NAME ALREADY Please?
  7. There really should be a band called The Twats by now, assuming there aren't 1,000 floating around here in England somewhere.
  8. I'm becoming quite the Killing Joke fan, the new album is just awesome, I can't think of another band that make me want to scream like this. ASSSSSTERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD~!
  9. Wow, good to see he's still recovering steadily.
  10. Wire - 'In the art of stopping'
  11. Yeah, I think if 'Rape This Day' had a bit more substance to it then releasing 'Capt. Midnight' as a follow up would have ensured massive sales and would probably have cemented them over here too. But what ya gonna do. I fail to see how Andrew WK is not a genius, he's genuine, he writes infinitely better melody lines than any other mainstream artist, The Wolf shows more variation than most of the albums I've heard all year, and because of his marketed image people dismiss it as all sounding the same. I've never understood it. I'm not saying this is the case with you, but I think people's attention spans have been diminished by listening to such unchallenging music all the time, so that when something comes along you actually have to listen to to appreciate fully, they don't buy it. But then that's people. People are gay.
  12. The Birthday Party - Release The Bats
  13. The new album is more varied, better produced and more ballad orientated than the first. It shows he's more talented than all his contemporaries. Whether it's a hit or not certainly isn't high in my criteria of rating songs. He's been marketed badly, (ie waaay too much) look past that and he's a genius. Everyone who's met the guy will tell you he's genuinely happy to be doing what he is, and he puts everything into it. I get tired of hearing the same criticisms, it's as if people can't see the bigger picture. I must disagree though, Rape This Day is a half finished song, not drastically different from Patton's punk experiments, but adding nothing and feeling extremely 'Patton-by-the-numbers' at times. It definitely sounds like a single, come on.
  14. Fuck everyone. At once. That'll put the fear of God into em!* *Any thought saturnmark has put into this piece of advice is purely coincidental
  15. KISS = Hogan is still my fave The Darkness = A-Train Both have a style born out of the fashion of the 80s, which some enjoy and some do not. Both have a distinct comedy value and can be considered garish in appearance.
  16. Hope the ol' fucker's alright.
  17. Pixies - Bossanova
  18. It's a step closer to Congress...go get em homie.
  19. It's obviously a tad tongue in cheek, but look past that and you find a great live band, with actual decent rock songs. That's dem darkness.
  20. It certainly ain't, even HHH/Goldberg got my nod over this.
  21. If he can pull it off, then he has my utmost respect. The time travel bit might be what stumps him.
  22. Why, what a good idea! I think a mod should change your name, bro.
  23. Yeah, I'm not down with changing to the colloquiallisms, it takes any originality away from you and or your display name.
  24. Righty, some fucker has to do it. I found many of the albums I purchased this year ranged from OK to pretty good, nothing standing out as truly great. I'm torn between Andrew WK - The Wolf and Killing Joke for my no.1. I feel that AWK's release was universally underrated, and I just couldn't understand any of the cirticisms against it. It proves his talent and staying power compared to every other twat the NME creams over. The melodies are still there, the emotion is still there, and the natural progression is a joy to behold. Glorious. Killing Joke found far more critical acclaim with their eponymous comeback, making it an album of the year contender in many British publications. The world needs this record. Its as if nu-metal were good, had something to stay, and had personality with a frontman who was genuinely nuts. Of course, KJ had all these things in the 80s, but now we need them more than ever. Dave Grohl on drums is always welcome for me. ON DRUMS. Stick with what ya know. if they are 1 and 2, the rest would go a bit like this: 3. British Sea Power - The Decline of British Sea Power Many were shocked this didn't make the mercury music prize nominations after it's acclaim as an indie release, and it's the only debut album of it's kind that's really impressed me in a long time. Their longevity remains to be seen, but they're a talented band. 4. Frank Black & The Catholics - Show me your tears (again panned for sounding much like a pop country record, but can you find me a better example of pop country? Anywhere? Ever? Try and review his solo stuff objectively.) 5. Wire - Send I believe some of these tracks have been released previously, but they are new masters and there's new material, so it's in. You have to listen to this a few times, but when you learn to split all the noises apart from one another, you realise just how much is going on. 99.9 in particular, a remarkably contained 7:42 of growling, minimalist rush, shows what they are still capable of, and why you should check out all their old stuff. 6. Tomahawk - Mit Gas I'll say this about Patton, I often find his stuff fizzles out either from being overlong or from blowing his whole load at the start (so to speak). This record doesn't so much suffer for these shortcomings, but the problem is in almost every song there's a good bit and a really pedestrian nu metal bit. It can be very annoying. Rape This Day is complete crap IMO, and I think choosing that as the first single was a mistake, as it appeared they were going for the mainstream market, and that's the last we really heard of the material from Mit Gas. So, a comedown from the first album overall, but (for at least half of every song) the creative ante is way up, the opener (Birdsong) is just the right way to kick off, Patton still owns you and Tomahawk remains a great band when they want to be. 7. The Locust - Plague Soundscapes Each album is getting to be more of an aquired taste from here on in, I should point out. This is noise. That's basically the gist of it. It starts, I'm hooked. 23 tracks in about half an hour. But there is stuff going on there. You couldn't mosh to this or anything, it's too complicated. and the song titles can't be beat, ie 23 lubed up schizophrenics with delusions of grandeur, Priest with the sexually transmitted diseases get out of my bed, Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears etc. 8. Melt Banana - Cellscape See no.7, but more irritating in the bad bits due to a high pitched voice distorter being used throughout the whole damn thing, and better in the good bits due to noise being used in a much more engaging manner for longer periods of time. I've not heard anything else by them, so I don't know if they do the distorted vocals and fast tempos all the time or if it's a new direction. That'd probably be more impressive. 9. The Darkness - Permission To Land Well well, yes it is a fine album, by a great live band, and if you look past the clichés and the transparent christmas song this stuff is actually quite good. Not AWK in terms of melody and marriage of old and new, but a great mainstream rock album it remains, even after everyone gets bored of them. 10. Well I should point out I have yet to hear the new primus, Aphex Twin's 26 mixes for cash (if it counts) and many others, so this is blank for now. I've no doubt either of those two would get into the middle somewhere. And my pick for best song is AWK's Totally Stupid. Do yer worst.
  25. If Hall can stay clean and sober and it was 1994 I'd like to see him back in WWE too.
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