PLAGIARISM!

Many consider drunkeness mandatory before coming here in the first place.

Most of us considered our 'talking as a collective' thing as a phase, but are now lumbered with it until april 2nd. We mainly think that's 'fucking gay', with at least three reaching a state considered to be 'irritable'.

We consider this inspirational. We all have a shot!

Ah crap we gotta keep typing as a collective for a while. We're mainly registering the response 'fuck'.

We can't agree with the chilli peppers, they seem to get more embarassingly awful each year. They're not trying anymore. We don't agree with The Smiths either, the last album was still great but not quite up there with the others IOO. Certainly not better. A lot of our favourite bands go through a lull then come back with something fantastic, like Sparks or XTC. The latter unit's songwriting definitely improved over the years. About 70% of Andrew WK's second album displays his evolution, a lot of us still keep hearing new bits, the production is just godlike. But then we knew he was 100x more talented than all his MTV peers anyway. Big Black, Killing Joke and The Birthday Party all attained the most critical acclaim for their last/latest albums, though some prefer previous efforts. Tool for sure.

Upon glancing at this, let it be known several Saturnsmarks4lives made a 'decidedly sarcastic' 'RIIIMSHOT!' comment.

We send out undying hate to all involved in the angle and match because Saturn was cut from ppv and was injured by warrior's trap door, which incidentally has been commonly described as 'fucking gay' by the majority of saturnsmarks4lives.

We apologise for our collective lateness also, we were rockin out to some King Diamond.

XTC - 'Boarded Up' Most of us agree that 'Wasp Star' is ok but doesn't touch 'Apple Venus'.

We purchased XTC's Wasp Star - Apple Venus Volume II today at a fine discount, and enjoy it thus far, with some calling it 'very inoffensive'. Many have stated however, they 'Can't help but feel a tad gay for liking this hippy crap'.

Undertaker punks out JR and shoves his face into Vince's ass! We laughed. But only because our general concensus is that undertaker's face when he punches people is hilarious, with 56% commenting it appears 'as challenging as linear algebra' judging by his expression, and 34% citing 'him making such a fucking big deal out of it' as the reason for the comic value. And of course, were JR to be punched by anyone for at least 50% of every raw, 78% of saturnsmarks4lives agree this would make 'must-see viewing'. One bright spark suggested an audience raffle to bring about who twatted the fat fuck. But to stay on topic, that was a memorable swerve for the majority of saturnsmarks4lives.

We'd like to confirm we are not the poster 'Saturnmark4life' but a group of loyalist saturnmark marks posting in his absence from reality at this point.

You have our best wishes.

Pixies - The happening

We held a straw poll and decided that 98% of us are not too fond of the NME.

Sparks - Propaganda. Our favourite fuckin band. Ever.

The new stuff I've heard is alright. It recalls their late 70s work, but still sounds fresh. EDIT: Just yesterday, I decided that Pink Flag is my favorite punk album ever. It's certainly high in ours. After Go 2, of course. Send is great at times, ie 99.9 and You can't leave now which show how effortlessly they create such great soundscapes.

Indeed. Turbonegro hates the kids~! We recently purchased the new melt banana album, 'cell-scape' as with many of the bands we investigate, the butthole surfers forum was the source. God bless the good people there.

We appreciate the name change.

If anyone can link chavo not being over to the quality of his ring work then please enlighten me. Chavo/TAKA on heat was better than most prime time matches that year.

WMXIX was decent, however it was the absolute stripped to the basics WWE 'finisher exchange' main event possible, Austin was only really required to take 3 rock bottoms and was visibly in sheer agony afterwards. I don't want to see him wrestle again, it was kind of sick to watch.

I quite enjoyed the quote 'You suck at the internet' because someone actually used it in a real flame war once, but then it got out of hand.

Thin Lizzy - Live and Dangerous Morrissey - Beethoven Was Deaf

Is the seller a Mr. N Bockwinkel?

I should wrap fairy lights around my cardboard rock standee. He's already got a feather boa. I'm not gay.