To Raw:
The pirate with the puffy shirt
William Regal
Rey Mysterio
Teddy Long as the new GM or Mama Benjamin's love interest
MNM
To Smackdown:
HHH
Cena
Spirit Squad
HBK
RVD the WHOLE F'N SHOW as champion would work, dude. And let Joey Styles be himself instead of waiting for his turn to talk while Coach and King talk their gibberish about how great the Spirit Squad is.
Let Sting stay Crow Sting.
Surfer Sting should be played by Eric Young, after he's kicked out of Team Canada.
Eric Young #1 Sting Fan = Evad Sullivan #1 Hulkamania Fan
MAKE IT HAPPEN TNA!
The way I look at:
The belt has been on Bradshaw.
Fucking Bradshaw.
I know he has won some people over, but he had nothing when they put the belt on them.
So why not put the belt on RVD? Hell, why not put the belt on Barry Horowitz?
Put the belt on LORD STEVEN WILLIAM REGAL!
Clay and Ruban can make a living working Las Vegas or Branson doing covers of Barry Manilow and Barry White or work in musical theater in the East. As for Fantasia well she lost her shoe and her career never really got off the ground.
Simon will be one mean bastard to the women who don't look like models or are older than 25. So what will tonights theme be...sing songs from Randy Jackson's library of top 40 jams?