How about Fake Diesel and Fake Razor Ramon? Fake Diesel can't be any worse than feuding with Lita.
The Steve Williams duo would be entertaining even though neither is healthy enough to have a match.
"I wish death on you" now has a new meaning. Dr Death could come out and use whatever headbump moves he used in Japan on people. Then Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! could come down and taunt people by pouring beer on them.