Damaramu

You know I hear a lot in NCAA Football and Basketball about "Well they play in a tough conference!" Which got me to thinking. If you were in the toughest conference then wouldn't all the teams in that conference be full of non-top 25 teams? I mean because if it's so damn tough then everyone in the conference should be running around beating up on each other killing one another's win loss records....right? I just don't see how a conference can be considered the toughest when you have 2 teams that blow through everyone in it. In football the SEC has LSU who was whipping everyone's ass. And the Big XII was getting blown through by OU(until KSU) and everyone says those are the two toughest conferences. So am I just off base with my assumption here? Or am I catching on to something?

Well I started my new season with Michigan and I am blowing through everyone. I started the season as the #1 team in the country(finally i'm recognized) and have the toughest schedule in the nation(the Big Ten has gotten very good in the game) Non-conference: Whipped up on Oregon State 39-0. Next game I took it to Memphis 52-14. Next I faced #9 Virginia. They did everything wrong possible and I ended up taking it 61-0. Final non-conference against Duke....ranked 103 out of 117. I bitch slapped Duke badly. 69-0. I intercepted Duke's QB 5 times.....twice for a TD. Now it's time to begin my conference schedule. I'll have to face 3 ranked teams in the process(Ohio State, Purdue, Iowa). If I go undefeated again I will have beaten 4 ranked teams during the season.

Well we don't have a face for your name Ms. Indy Queen.....and I highly doubt that you are an actual Queen! *leans over quizically*

I loved the Eddie/Brock match and the Chavo/Rey match........the triple threat was alright. The rest sucked. But what a major fucking mark out moment when Eddie won the title. Especially with how over he was......jesus christ. Oh and when Lesnar and Goldberg started to tangle I said to a friend "Which one would you be most scared of kicking your ass?Goldberg or Brock Lesnar?" His response? "I hope neither one of them ever has beef with me......."

Baseball's not athletic? I think that requires the most coordination of all the sports.

Okay, well name me one person in the history of the company that has drawn huge as a babyface champion while only recieving mediocre pops? Would you put your title belt on someone the fans go apeshit for or for someone they seemingly feel forced to cheer for judging from their apathetic reaction? I know what I'd do. UYI I only know of two men in the history of the company that have drawn HUGE dollars. Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin. Yes they got gigantic pops. But I was pointing out that pops don't exactly equal money as is proved with HBK and Hogan's last run. Maybe Benoit will be the first to draw with an apathetic pop as it's been proven that he draws in viewers with a mediocre mid card push.

Well I'm now a member of the Oklahoma City Fire. Whoo. I finally get to play football. I don't know what position I play until the scrimmage on Saturday. I'm just happy I can play football.

*cries* It'll be a good match! I promise!

Remember the story from Have a Nice Day where Foley ran that angle at the race as Cactus Jack? He said that they weren't athletes and such and the guy jumped out of his car and yelled at Foley so Mick piledrove him on the hood of the car? NASCAR would be better if that happened more often.

Just because he doesn't get the loud pops doesn't mean that he won't draw. Hogan didn't draw there at the end and he got popped like made. Same for HBK.

Well I talked to the Coach of the OKC Fire. He wants me to come out today and watch the practice and see what it's like. I'm going to do it and see what I can do.

Well.....I have to go with Austin Powers. Hearing people in the worst scottish accents ever yell "GET IN MY BELLY!" drove me nuts. I don't really quote the simpsons as much as someone tells a story and I say "That reminds me of this episode of the simpsons........blah blah blah" Sad thing is that everything reminds me of a Simpsons episode.

Ok cool...so we have until the 29th. Good.....I thought I'd lost an extra week of development. Umm.....I still need an opponent for this week!

Northstar....I sent you a PM respond ASAP please.

There used to be a hippie teacher at my Junior High who was also a lesbian and got high with 2 of the female students.......I wonder what else they did while their judgement was impaired.

Oh and Sean Austin was in it.....and he was fucking hilarious. God that guy is fast becoming my favorite actor.

I already explained it in the competitive football league thread. He said physically I held up but they didn't think I had the experience to compete on the level that they play on. So I didn't make it. But he told me I could come to all the practices(even closed ones) and hang out and watch the drills they run through and then do them on my own. Now I think I'm going to play Semi-Pro ball for the Oklahoma Football League next season if I don't make it next year.

So I went and saw 50 First Dates tonight. I think it was a pretty good movie. It was damn funny but had a serious side which I like. It wasn't all complete humor and gross out humor like Sandler's early movies. It was more like the Wedding Singer in it's humor. But overall it was really funny. Especially Rob Schneider. God he was hilarious as usual. And the Walrus was pretty cool. What'd you think?

That can be arranged... ::lures Damaramu in with gay porn, Chave with nude photos of Dames, and CWM with a cake covered in hasish:: Gay porn? I thought I saw Rod come in here......

Well I faced off against Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl for the National Title. I ended up winning but barely. I dominated the first half and had a 14-0 lead at halftime. Suddenly(just like in this years Sugar Bowl) there defense came alive and I never touched the endzone again. Suddenly my guys started fumbling like mad(i smell something fishy) and I ended up getting tackled in the endzone for a safety. Then they ended up scoring a TD but missing the extra point. In the end I won 14-8 for my second straight National Title.

Thanks Papa. I'm glad you enjoyed the interview segment. Northstar wrote it up to the point where he said "Say something menacing" then I wrote the rest. Thank you. Me and Northstar are a damn hard working team I tell you what!

I think they should also give you the line for your game. So you can see how many points your favored.....or not.

Well I'm getting ready to play in my 2nd National title to extend my win streak to 26. I'm playing Oklahoma. Should be tough.

Well the OKC Fire GM sent me an email telling me to come out and play for his team this season. Problem is that my parents are saying I don't have the time and I owe them to much money and this is on such short notice that I should wait for next season. Funny thing is.....I agree. Funnier thing is......they had no problem with me playing for the Sooners this year.

Read our match and segment! You're heavily involved with both!!! *freaks for no reason*