The Metal Maniac

Really, he should just do what he did in the rating thread, essentially; just written up the ones for the people he was gonna do no matter what, posted that, and told everyone else to fuck off.

Upon closer inspection, it seems that the Mayas and the Incas, in addition to the Aztecs, claimed to have learned their culture from the afore-mentioned white-skinned bearded Gods from the sea. The Egyptians, however, told Plato that they learned their culture from the old ones who came before. Ineresting stuff, if nothing else.

Change your fucking avatar for fuck's sake. IT'S FUCKING NOVEMBER, and thanks to you and those goddamned Old Navy ads, I think I'm going to be sick of Christmas before the month is out.

Everytime I see one of these threads, I get the sneaking suspicion that Agent never intended to reply to anyone - he just wanted to see how many people he could get to line up.

Better move fast - they're almost all dead.

Everytime PETA says or does something stupid, there should be another "Eat an Animal for PETA Day" added to the calender.

Of course not. This company hires only on looks. Screw talent - if you look like a star, you're in.

Don't forget the Germans, hailing from lovable old Deutschland, which I probably spelled terribly. I always wondered how stuff like that happened though. I mean, you'd think that someone would have asked a German what they called themselves, and then used that name. That doesn't bug me near as much as people who just translate names of places, though. It's NOVA SCOTIA, you fucking Quebecer dickheads. Not Novelle Ecosse. I don't call it New Scotland, so you don't get to either. It's not THAT hard to pronounce. *is still bitter about French class*

We changed them in WalSquigglyMart the day BEFORE HALLOWEEN. Reason number 267 why I hate my job: I will be completely sick of Christmas half a month before it arrives.

That theory becomes much more interesting when you consider that many old races, like the Aztecs, the Egyptians if I'm not mistaken, and a few others, claimed to have learned all their culture from white-skinned, bearded Gods who came from the sea.

The worst part is, even though there is a table, it doesn't help; the kid breaks it with his feet, and still slams ass-first into the ground. Stupidest thing ever. Especially the guy TAKING it. What a tard.

I can't remember the name of the town, but we once drove through a place somehwere in the states that actually had a "Population: 10" sign. Dead serious. And Chezch: Save yourself some cash so you can get a house on one of the private German roads. Really nice houses, by the water, with little/no people around. That's my plan.

The advantage to a bong (or anything that makes the smoke pass through water, like those crazy little pipes) is that it filters it out a little bit. It improves the taste and makes it easier to take bigger hits, because it's not as harsh. Some will argue, however, that it also takes out some of the good stuff, but if it does, it doesn't seem to be much. Joints and pipes and stuff all pretty much work the same, and I think the only real differences are personal opinion. Like, I happen to like smoking joints more then bowls; bowls will get me just as high, but I just pefer j's. Also, I've heard that smoking through aluminum is not healthy. Mind you, smoke in general is not healthy, but apparantly using aluminum is worse. It kind of depends on how the can was formed though; if he just stabbed some holes into the side and dented it inwards to make the bowl, that's probably not healthy, but if he somehow rigged an actual screen in there, then you'd be set, methinks. Speaking of bongs, anyone ever do anything as silly as using mouthwash in a bong? Some guy I used to know liked doing that, and I couldn't really understand why. It was like taking a hit of the mintiest stuff ever made - course, I hate mint, so your mileage may vary.

I prefer joints myself. Sure, there's more effort needed to actually roll them, but once that's done, you're in the clear. I really don't like having to constantly re-light bowls and all that. To much hassle.

Again (because it was discussed prior to the bump), I believe that coughing does help, as it opens up airways.

The really sad part is, I know a guy who believes this with all his heart and soul. He moved to BC so he could be closer to the mountains when the end of the world comes. I'm not kidding.

Ooooh, good call. Just strap them to the floor, and get a projector that can put whatever they need to see on the ceiling.

Plus, it isn't linked to roughly 80% of violent crime, and it's technically safer, what with not causing your liver to fail and all. Which isn't to say it's good for you - but booze is worse.

Man, I would have refused to go to school if they tried to tell me I wasn't allowed to play TMNT.

You can break your neck walking down a flight of stairs. Why not just cancel playtime for all kids, and tie them in their chairs for the entire school day? No one will get hurt that way.

He sealed the letter with a sticker from the World Fair from like, 1970-something, so she knew it couldn't have been given to him - he wasn't that old. So, from that, she deduced that he must have written the letter, since he would have been a young child in the 70's.

How many books DO have musical numbers in them? Kinda difficult in print, no?

Gravity Bongs (lungs around here) are indeed quite fun. A buddy of mine used to smoke nothing but lungs. It was always great to stop by his place, because you'd walk in the door and he'd be like "come pitch! lungs!" 45 seconds later, uber-high. Hell yeah.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Let the bitch cook in the dark.

In at least some parts of Canada (I don't know if it has spread to all provinces yet, to be honest) you can get ID cards. They look just like driver's liscences, except they say "this is not a driver's liscence" on them. They do count as valid photo ID for all intents and purposes, though.