The Metal Maniac

Jericho won the Undisputed title; didn't stop his burial. I'll believe it when I see it.

See, this always happens. Benoit isn't going to win that belt, because somehow, someway, they always find a way around it. It makes me sad.

I paid three bucks to see Hector Garza whomp ass and grab the ropes at ONE after a standing corkscrew SSP. I'm happy.

As much as I think this sucks...I can't really blame the guy. He wasn't happy doing what he was doing, so he quit. I think the reasons are meaningless; he didn't like doing it, so he quit. How can you blame him for that? Besides, he could be NOT wrestling this match at WM.

To be fair, in the case of Kane/Taker, it makes perfect sense. Undertaker making his return at WM would be pointless if he was on RAW the night before. As it is, they're hyping people to buy the show to see him, which isn't really a bad idea.

"A mulatto An albino A mosquito My Libido" are some of the most important lyrics ever? I fear for the future of this planet. And why has no one mentioned that Clay Aiken song yet? From what I understand, it seems to be him wishing he was invisible so he could spy on nekkid chicks.

"My White Momma", by far. "Why, that toilet bowl is so clean you could eat tuna and cheese off of it! Say, that's not a bad idea..."

Yes. Yes they do.

I've been listening to Ten Masked Men's cover of "Blue" way too much recently. Does that count?

I'm a decent essay writer. I once got a B on an essay I wrote while I was half in the bag, freaking out at my ex. I'm also pretty good at avoiding people. Though I don't think that's a good thing.

You could probably make it into a neat angle if a face went on a losing streak, then snapped, turned heel, and cheated to win all the time, but I doubt that'll happen.

Ok, how the hell can people say that Austin/HBK doesn't deserve to be on the list? Sure, it may not be one of the best matches of all time, technically speaking, but it was a HUGE event at the time (probably the only time I've ever seen wrestling mentioned on the local news was because of that match) and it was Austin's final step in becoming *the* star. Like, for historical purposes alone (and those DID count for this show, judging by some of the other matches) it deserves to be on that list.

Hey, if you cut out 58 minutes of this match, it ain't so bad...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is not happy*

I beg to differ; that one punch that Razor hits HBK with as he comes off the ropes and stops HBK dead in his tracks gets a "Jesus!" from me every time.

They added in Rocky chants to the Hogan/Rock match. I'm 99% positive.

They skipped Hogan/Andre for Savage/Steamboat. I think I just shit myself.

Eh...Hogan probably could've gotten that reaction anywhere in Canada, to be honest. I really like this show so far. Some of the match placements are odd, but it's a good show overall. The clip jobs are excellent.

I heard rumours a little while ago that they were going to add some flashbacks for Vader when the Emperor was attacking Luke at he end of RotJ. This stuff here doesn't list them. Can anyone confirm/deny this?

Here's a query...I see many people say that undercards don't matter as far as buyrates go. Take a look at the excellent run of PPV buyrates from early 2000 to WMX7. Without looking back at all of them, I seem to recall that many of them had really good undercards (like, the TLC matches were in there, guys like Angle, Benoit and Jericho were doing well) as far as the wrestling is concerned. Also, I think that the undercard meant more back then; I seem to recall being told that they had some hollywood writers at the time who wanted to make sure that the storylines all meshed, and that people actually had roles to play. Anyway, while I won't argue that undercards can pop a big buyrate, is it really unfair to say that a solid undercard, combined with a good main event, can pop a good buyrate? Or at least better then it would have with a shitty undercard?

The most annoying part was, I had heard OF the song before I heard it, and I had heard how much everyone liked it. Then I heard it (without realizing what it was at the time) and thought it was grating; it was almost painful to listen to. Then I noticed that everyone around me was enjoying it, and I was all "What the shit is wrong with you people?" Then once I realized what it was, I realized I was going to have to double my "never hear any popular music ever" efforts.

Yeah, Lo-Ki/Samoa Joe REALLY should've been Joe no-selling everything and beating the everloving piss outta Lo-Ki, because he's got a massive amount of weight on him, plus he was brought in as the hitman for Daniels. How much sense does it make for your hitman to LOSE in his first match? He shoulda beat the shit outta Lo-Ki until HE collapsed, then they coulda had a re-match with Ki getting the win down the road. Oh, and the first Mark vs. Jay Briscoe match is tres éxcellente.

Police officers often pose as hookers to bust johns, don't they? I don't see much difference here. But in any event, so long as something like this is being run in any capaticy, it's a good thing.

Personally, I'd like to see the cops step in and help these guys out. If they could get a few people arrested because of this, I think that'd be a huge help, because once those twisted fucks realize that the person they *think* is a 13-year old could easily be a cop waiting for them, that'd act as a deterrent, I think.

Ki-Krusher, 911 Juvi Driver (Wrist Clutch Ki Krusher), Clothesline from Hell and any powerbomb Benoit has ever done. Best. Powerbomb. Ever.