The Metal Maniac

Reality Crime Dramas, where REAL people will commit REAL crimes, then REAL cops will REALLY bust their asses. Like Cops, only cool because it's REALITY. Though I'm starting to think that the next wave will be talk shows. I mean, EVERY reality show has those "look at the camera and talk" bits, and the premises keep getting thinner (Coming up next, the NEW reality show where a REAL man thinks he's on a REALITY show, when everyone else is an actor tying to fool him, but he's also an actor fooling all of them!). Sooner or later, some TV exec is gonna think "Hell...if people just wanna hear other peopole talk about things they do...then we'll just have a show that's normal people talking about stuff!" This will, in turn, lead to normal people talking about crazy stuff, until Jerry Springer is cool again.

Long story short... ECW needed a replacement for a match, and this kid (Mass Transit) says that he's trained, that he's like, 22, and all that good stuff. So Paul E. puts him in the ring with New Jack. Problem: He wasn't trained, nor was he 22. He was about 17, and New Jack realized this while he was in the ring with him. So New Jack BEAT THE PISS OUT OF HIM, and then bladed him. Now, this was supposed to happen; what wasn't supposed to happen was New Jack gouging the kid's head open with an exacto knife and causing to bleed so much it's not even funny. He ended up suing ECW, and I forget who won, but that's the barebones story off the top of my head. Oh, to get back on topic...'Taker chokeslamming Spike all the way to the floor. No table, no nothing, just FLOOR. Oh, and about every single time Mike Awesome ever powerbombed him. And that one German suplex Awesome gave Spike that LITERALLY sent him across the ring. Like, they started two steps back from one corner, and Spike ended up under the ropes on the other side of the ring. And I mean diagonally, not just the length of the ropes.

If I'm not mistaken, the fed had reached an agreement with the Fund over the use of the initals WWF. HOWEVER, when the fed changed their logo, that somehow opened the door for the Fund to go after Vince again. It violated their agreement, or something. Thus, the scratch logo is the real problem. I think they edit it out of the DVD's just to hide their own ass. I mean, it's possible they can get away with it...but why risk it?

Uh...fun, maybe?

Uh...isn't that the point in the first place? My thing is this: A few months back, Canada got it's first bit of medicinal pot out there for people to use. It was dubbed by some as the worst pot they ever smoked, and some claimed they had to smoke so much of it to get high that they got sick, or something. So now the Canadian government comes into possession of more pot then I can imagine...AND THEY WANT TO FUCKING DESTROY IT? And considering that this whole mess was being run out of a brewery that was literally right off the highway, I think it's surprising it lasted this long.

Squirtle!, I must say that was the funniest post I've seen since the last time I told someone this exact same thing. I think it's just the mental image of that Squirtle in your avatar yelling "YOU CUNT" at someone, but whatever....

Ah, go drink your Mike's, ya bastid.

HitC I...HBK gets tossed over the top rope, his feet hit the cage, and he comes down hard on his hip and side. Looks so brutal. Oh, and when HBK's feet hit the top of the cage on a back body drop, making HBK fall almost straight down. Shame the version on the 'Taker DVD has it from a bad angle. Oh, and a good chop. Like, the kind that leaves handprints. Like, the handprints where you can see each individual finger.

Hey, in my defense, I got a Mickey of it for my birthday. And on the guy who said he tried and hated Absinthe...did you just drink it straight, as-is? I believe there's a more complicated process to it...like, putting a special spoon over your glass, put sugar cubes on the spoon, then pour water over it. The special spoon has holes, so the water will run into the drink. Something like that, anyway.

So I'm watching NWA:TNA for the first time last night, and Shane Douglas hit one of the best moves I've seen in a while. He hit buddy with a Full Nelson Front Legsweep (Like Jericho's Break Down) but held on to the Nelson when they hit. Then he re-adjusted himself so he was position like he would have been in a Crippler Crossface, only with the Nelson still locked. So basically, Douglas was sitting next to buddy, who was face-down, with a Full Nelson locked in, and he fucking HAULED back. Does he use that move often? Does it have a name? Does anyone else use it? Inquiring minds have to know...

I swear to God, it's like having a hundred cinnamon hearts in your mouth at once. You know, those hard little heart shaped candies? It's fucked.

Even though someone else said it....Fire Pro D. Best. Wrestling game. Ever.

We need more people like this on earth; people that will shoot anyone who tries to rob them. There'd be a HELL of a lot less robbings....

I thought that they somehow got around copyrights by having the songs they played in-house be covers. Obviously, this wasn't always the case, but I do think at least a few of the songs they used on the shows were covers. I'd also like to ask: Was Mike Awesome the only guy to have a theme that was written for him? I think he used "The Zoo" for a bit, but I know he also had a song after that which had lyrics about him. Like: Rising up from a land Armageddon He's a modern-day gladiator Six-foot-six, angry and mean A living, breathing, war machine Made his name in the rising sun With tons of battles that he won Time and time his hand was raised As all his victims felt his rage Awesome's what they say All his victims feel the pain Dropped with an Awesome Bomb You go down and you never come up Ice-cold blood with a heart of fire His victim's doom his one desire Challenge him, he'll send you home With a crimson mask and broken bones He's a force that can't be stopped Awesome is rising to the top Puts his body on the line Now it's time for him to shine Or something to that effect. It's been a while since I heard it, but...man, I just realized how sad that makes me look. Well, fuck you, Mike Awesome used to be my favourite wrestler.... Anyway, did anyone else in ECW have songs made for them?

I'll most likely be picking it up next time I can.

Dutch, there's many things wrong with you. Frankly, I'm surprised it took you this long to notice.

YES!!! This is the episode that made me remember how great this show was. I saw it in syndication recently, and laughed at literally every single line (A decent feat, considering I pretty much remember it word-for-word). Great stuff.

That makes no sense...if Benoit wins the Rumble, according to the rules of last year (which I can only assume will be in place this year) he wins a shot at the WWE champion. Why would he even NEED to accept an open challenge to get a shot? Hell, if he's gonna take an open challenge, he doesn't even need to win the rumble. I concur with those who have essentially stated the following: Benoit NOT wrestling for the SD title makes everything he's done with Brock recently pointless.

Ok, I've only been using XP for like, less then a month, so I don't even know where to start looking for this. My keyboard is weird. If I press the quotes key, the quotes won't show up until I press another key. However, if I press the quotes key and then a vowel, I can get all sorts of fun stuff, like á, ä, Ï, and that kinda jazz. I think it's obvious that my keyboard is set for some other language or nationality...but how do I change it back? Any help is appreciated....

Every time a certain character becomes annoying enough, Dames should drive him out of the building with a big stick, then put a picture of him on the wall, under a big sticker that says "BANNED". Also, if you need someone to fill the role of stoner kid who wanders into things and places he has nothing to do with, looks around confused, then wanders off, I'm there.

The show has it's moments. Some episodes are great, some aren't. But far and away, the single best line from the show is on the one where Hank is accused of renting (and not returning) a porn tape. Hank: "Ok, are you calling me a liar, or is the computer? Because I wanna know who's ass to kick." Video Store Clerk: "I'm not calling you a liar, sir." Hank: "Ok, where's the ass on this thing?"

Wait... How exactly is the people of middle-earth being invaded by Orcs while they try to destroy the enemies' source of power at all similar to the US invading Iraq? Seriously now. Evidently, this person's never actually READ the books. Orcs hate everything, thus they want to smash everything. Besides that, it's Sauron's will that drives them to do what he wants.

I think it's not what the tables are made out of, but how they're made. The table top rarely seems to break...instead, the whole thing just collapses.

So who's responsible for all those "Calvin pissing on (Insert brand name here)" stickers??? Bootleggers. Anything you've ever seen with Calvin on it, outside of the comics, is pretty much made by bootleggers out to get some cash. Honest question: How can you tell? He's always been 2D...so really, how can you tell?

Yeah, in the book he eventually takes to calling himself Sauruman of Many Colors.