WrestlingDeacon

After doing the math based on ages here, out average age is 20.16.

He responded to me by not responding to me. Simply genius. I'll take 12 in the pool. This is actually pretty easy to do if you know what you're talking about. For example, the first guy named was Sam Houston. Sam Houston sucked because he was tall, skinny, gangly and awkward in the ring. He had no flow to his moves and a very vanilla moveset at that, even for an eighties jobber. The only way he got a job with the WWF was by virtue of being Jake Roberts' brother, same thing with their sister Rockin' Robin. Also, feuding with Danny Davis did him no favors, as Davis overshadowed him with insane heel heat, but didn't have enough skill to carry Houston to good matches or make him look good against him. Hell, I just told you why three people sucked in on paragraph.

who was on his high school wrestling team on the show, like BROCK LESNAR was in real life.

Actually I had a dream that I was on a reality show hosted by Wink Martindale. It was like that Love or Money show, where if the girl dumps me at the end she gets a million dollars. Thing is, I was in on it and if she dumped me, she got nothing. But if she choose me, I got the million and had to dump her. I also got bonus money by making the girls do stuff, like making out with each other. amd I got to watch all of their direct to camera comments. That show could work. Mostly in the dream though, Wink and I hung out by a pool and made fun of the girls.

I just noticed that elfarto referred to the Undertaker as a submission wrestler. I vote this thread is moved to no holds barred so we can flame this guy until he cries to his big fat mama. And remember, elfarto, you're ignoring me. If you respond to me you'll look like a bigger douchetard than you do now, although that would be damn hard to surpass.

I believe you mean Winkler was his dad. The Fonz isn't young enough to have Freddie Prinze, Jr. as his dad. Prinze was once on the Brak show, as was DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE.

I'm very excited to get the new album and will try to watch David Letterman tonight, as I'm sure they will have something in his honor as Zevon was the substitute band leader on several occaisions and made one of his last public appearances on the program. I saw the Zevon special on Vh-1 a few weeks ago and was touched by parts of it. Musical talents like Warren Zevon are rare these days, those who are brilliant but with a keen sense of humor about themselves and work.

Emmit Smith has done 10-10-220 commercials too.

Jimmy Lewis, Jr. isn't even a real guy. I was just testing to see if you really were the biggest flaming twat sac in the universe. Congratulations, Ed McMahon should be at your house on Thursday with your sash and tiara.

who inspired a movie called The One and Only starring HENRY WINKLER. (I just want to see if someone can come up with a legitimate link for Henry Winkler.)

Jimmy Lewis, Jr. master of the step-over inverted figure eight weaver lock.

I'm 24. Birthday is January 9th, same day as Richard Nixon and Bob Denver.

Annie talks about fading into obscurity, but she forget she's still a JL commentator. Unless you want to replace her no good hide, then I've got the Memphis Eel all warmed up!

Annie was a no talent hack. We need Beezel back, he had skill and charisma. I've got five bucks on December 8th for the Annie Returns pool. And give me another five that she has six face/heel turns by the new year.

And his first major feud in WCW was with the man who bought Glacier's entrance ERNEST MILLER.

Who wore a metal faceplate and metal bracelets like GLACIER.

I dig some ELO, but never got too heavy into them. Don't Bring me Down and Evil Woman are awesome songs and they've been getting exposure by Mr. Blue Sky being used in that car commercial. They're certainly not any more pretensious than the Moody Blues, later Yes or holier than thou America. If you like ELO, I would also suggest ELP, Supertramp, Boston, Styx, early Chicago and Steely Dan.

Look at it the way I did. Fuck the world title! You don't need it, the world title is a hunk of shit that I wouldn't let Cutthroat wear. The European title is the one with a noble lienege that was made great by writers like me, me, and especially me. I jobbed the world belt to a girl, on purpose. I want both of you to write your asses off to win the Euro then have the second fall be a draw and you both tell whoever winds up being World champ to eat a bag of dicks. World titles are for housewives and little girls.

Count on me to come up with more obscure shows no one remembers. Black's Magic. Hal Linden was a stage magician who had to take care of his elderly father who was a retired cop. Each week one of them would get into some sort of crime and the other had to help them out with their special skills. Linden with his knowledge of illusions and con games, Morgan with his detective skills and connections on the police force. Crazy Like a Fox. Jack Warden was a retired private investigator who still got mixed up in cases and would call on his nebbish son and his family to help him out. ABC mystery movie wheel. In the late eighties, ABC tried to recapture the ratings success of NBC's mystery movie wheel in the seventies. They brought back Columbo, but also had Burt Reynolds as B.L. Stryker, Louis Gossett, Jr. as Gideon Oliver and some chick, I forget her show. Starman. Based on the movie starring Jeff Bridges. The alien he played returned to earth many years later to find the woman he had fell in love with was missing and he had a teenage son. He and his son set off across America to find her. I can't remember the name of this show and I think I only saw it once, would have been like the late eighties. It was about this astronaut who was outside his shuttle during a solar flare or something like that and gained super powers when he would stare into the sun. If he took a glance, his vision would turn blue and he was super smart. If he looked longer, his vision would turn orange and he would be super fast and strong. If he looked longer his vision would turn red and he would be in danger of blowing up his brain. Anyone remember this one?

and KEVIN NASH turned him into the awe inspiring hero, The Human Lawn Dart.

MOM were on top during a period when the tag division was really struggling. Most of the teams who were a large part of the tag division the previous year (Steiners, Money Inc., Natural Disasters, Road Warriors, Public Enemy) were either not active in the WWF or fallen from prominence. Hence why you have the 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty title blip and the Quebecers as the top heel team. The division really didn't recover until the rise of the Smoking Gunns and the first time you saw super teams forming to win the title (Shawn and Diesel, Owen and Yoko). Basically, they were all there was.

I have to double link Barry Allen and Psycho Sid. Damn, and I already have a headache. Barry's replacement, Wally West, broke his leg as did Sid in a match with SCOTT STEINER

Yeah, I heard the title steal thing before and was going to mention that in response to your first post. I just think Vince wanted to go with Luger because he was very close to Hogan, but he knew something wasn't quite right, i.e. fans looking for a different style of top face. This was back when Vince actually listend to the fans.

I had always heard that the Undertaker took time off following RR to be with his new wife and take care of personal family problems. Also, the double ending to the RR was done, because Vince was losing faith in Luger and the fans were very much behind Bret. Luger was penciled in to beat Yoko at Wrestlemania and then go on to drop the belt to Hart later in the show. However, Luger got drunk the night before the show and blabbed this to a reporter at a bar who published it in the paper the next day. Vince was pissed at the breaking of kayfabe and changed the booking, burying Luger pretty much after that. Although he eventually was moved into a tag team with Davey Boy Smith and they opened Wrestlemania 11 versus the Blu Twins.

My bad on that. I have an old WOW magazine with an interview with Fyre where she talks about Whisper being married to Shawn and I remembered it wrong thinking she was married to him. Coleman was once known as Ice, but he's not ICE TRAIN.