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and winning that belt off of a woman in MADUSA.

It doesn't get better than the Sting mini movies from WCW. That shit was brilliant.

because him and ED FERRERA showed up as the Powers that Be in WCW

who has also said that he's a genetic jackhammer, which might explain why STEPHANIE MCMAHON is built like a concrete bunker. Well, plastic surgery and Hunter's latent homosexuality can be tossed in there too.

That puppet skit was brilliant. Charlie Murphy is like one of the funniest people on the planet right now. I had never seen the P. Diddy show, but some of the lines still cracked me up. "I'm going scuba diving now with Chris Tucker and Aquaman." South Park was ok. Like others said, the training montage and Jimmy beating up the girl were the funniest parts by far.

T-Bone is Rich Hall, he used to do Sniglets too. Ron White is hysterical. More people need to drink and smoke on t.v. adn not give a fuck. Add me to the Mitch Hedberg love fest. If you notice, when anyone tries to quote Mitch they slip into his delivery without even thinking about it.

who wrestled MUHAMMED ALI.

#64 Mr. Niebla I vote for anybody named Mr. and if was Mr. Mister, they would get two votes from me.

who was tossed from the '93 Rumble by CARLOS COLON.

(we've linked everyone enough) Who made his ppv debut at a Survivor Series squashing VIRGIL.

The British Bulldogs

C'mon, you have to give a shout out to Tex Avery. My two favorits of his is the one with Droopy as the deputy and these two robbers are trying to break into a safe without make any noise and wake the sheriff. The other is with this whistling fox who has a baby goat that eats everything in sight, so he shoots him to the moon and it eats the moon.

Remember they tried this before when importing it to the states for Fox. It bombed mucho big time. Sylvester McCoy was even in it to pass the torch.

To open the field, I'm going to toss up random names I haven't seen yet. Rico Hulk Hogan Sting Kane Steve Corino Abdullah the Butcher (for being that friggin' old and still wrestling) Colt Cabana Elix Skipper Scoot Andrews and because I must nominate him every year-THE HONKY TONK MAN

who was the second for BAM BAM BIGELOW.

who is banging SABLE. Poor guy.

Clooney wants to make an A-Team movie and play Hannibal too. He's said in interviews that his three dream roles are to be Hannibal Smith, Thomas Magnum and Danny Ocean. Currently, they're working on an Ocean's 11 sequel, Ocean's 12 with Catherine Zeta Jones joining the cast. I think Tom Selleck would be good as the voice of Robin Masters. For Higgins you just need someone you can milquetoast and uptight to a T. David Hyde Pierce would be good actually or William Daniels if he's not considered too old. If they want to go the comedic route with Higgians, hire Eddie Izzard.

who then turned on just about everything he stood for there by teaming with BRADSHAW.

I missed the new South Park, didn't remember it was on. I was catching the TV Land awards. It's fun to say "man, they're old." I caught most of Chapelle and it was ok. There were a couple classic lines in the jury selection skit. "Oh, I bet you that nigger says nigger all the time." "Baretta did that shit."

The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom (Hawk & Animal) The Brainbusters (Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard)

Sounds like the old Turbo Teen cartoon.

Jake used to have a website, but it apparently went under awhile back. Also, at the time I interviewed him in the summer of '99 he was talking about forming a wrestling school in his native Texas.

the feud featured Bill's wife BEVERLY DUNDEE putting her hair on the line and losing in when her hubby jobbed to Lawler.

who was the inspiration for JERRY LAWLER'S ridiculous "puppies" for the word tits.

Since I'm killing time at the office for a few minutes I would like to once again state that this show is named after me and I think the Memphis Eel should always job in the opener.