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Psh, War Zone is for pussies. I submit we add a fourth fall in which the two competitors must navigate a treacherous maze filled with small rabid mammals (ferrets, badgers, wolverines and the like), and a fifth where each wrestler gets a gun. And then they, uh, shoot each other.

I could have been the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of the SWF.

Well, Stubbs at least had the common sense to preface all his posts with PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed) :, so technically, he always was in character. Of course, that was only after the founding fathers of the SWF (initially) got tired of his crap.

Someone should alert Stubby. This guy's basically stealing the Paranoid Freak-Out, after all.

WATCH OUT YOU LITTLE DOODAD

Meh, I might be feeling a little too nostalgic towards Eternal Champions to judge it impartially. I played that game day and night when it first came out.

*marks out*

Gunstar Heroes Eternal Champions Rocket Knight Adventures Shining Force II That's the best games I can think of at the moment. There's tons more, though.

*dies laughing*

... My favorite (?) Outcast promo was the one where he and his girlfriend got married to the tune of Lifehouse's "Hanging By a Moment", the most generic, cloying, transparently manipulative pop song written in years. Several people called him on that, and I laughed.

"Now this...is your pistol." "Use it to kill Archduke Ferdinand."

Sure was. That troublemaker Chris Storm always sticking his nose in things, and our favorite fast-food mascot Mayor McCheese eventually getting in on the act. I think I got 27 of my 39 LHW titles from that four week span. Hahahaha. *sigh*

Nice job on contenders. And it occurs to me that I haven't faced Andrea (in any of her characters) in over four years.

Nah, he's just stealing Stubby's.

This story was on the local news because the guy's from Columbus. In the interview I saw with him, he seemed to have a hard time getting his story straight. Not to say he's lying (the man obviously had the piss beat out of him) but I sincerely doubt he didn't do anything to set the cops off. Even if he was drunk and slightly belligerent, it's hard to think of anything he could have done to justify the actions the policemen took.

The Angels got SCREWED.

This thing is delicious. It's basically a cup of liquid chocolate and it tastes like the richest hot chocolate ever made. It's a bit pricy ($2.65 for six oz., I believe) but it's filling and satisfying enough to make it worth the cost. Also, it's very soothing on sore throats. Found that out today.

Happy birthday, Hawke!

Hmm, yeah. You've actually got a whole paragraph about it that I managed to miss.

I feel this comes in handy. http://www.deathvalleydriver.com/bbbowm/bbbowm.htm Also, let me say here and now that if anyone is confused by anything in my stats, feel free to PM me and let me explain.

Rumble skills (brawling, hardcore, power, strong style and shoot fighting): 50 60 50 45 55 Technical skills (mat work, chain wrestling, submissions): 70 65 70 Flying skills (aerial abilities, flashiness): 80 75 Sportz Entertainment (microphone, charisma, acting, looks, and superstar quality): 85 85 80 80 85 Performance skills (wrestling basics, psychology, safety, consistancy, selling): 85 80 80 80 85 Physical skills (athleticism, toughness, stamina): 85 75 75 Extra shit (intensity, resilience, sitffness, menace, refereeing): 85 80 75 75 70 Backstage skills (business, booking, respect): 75 70 85 Oh...and give me an idea of how over you would be in the U.S. please be honest, lol...minumum of 65 out of 100 for the United States. 90

Rodriguez achieved Trachsel-like levels of slowness during the ninth inning, but I guess it worked. Great start for the Angels. They managed to defend the few runs they were able to scrape out, thanks partly to the Sox' runners getting thrown out pretty much whenever they got on base.

what happened <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Half of it was about the Yankees and Red Sox and how they're out of it, and the other half was about the White Sox not winning since 1917. The Angels received a passing mention.

Man, the video played before the pregame show was just insultingly bad.

Didn't look any worse than her bailing out of the Stunner halfway through. Anybody capture that, by the way? I think I could watch that on a loop for a solid hour.