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You know what's really good? Frying up some breakfast sausages and then putting them in with the turkey juices while it cooks. I don't know how the tradition started in my family, but it's great.

Me, too.

Beer-related: if I ever get a black dog, I will name him Porter. the walkin' dog

Ouch. That's too bad, it's really good.

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Oh no, can't do that. We'll ruin the sanctity of the NHL All-Star game. Don't you know how much prestige there is it in right now!

My car is practically buried in snow right now. Every time the plow has come by in the past few days, I've been at home, but the spots around mine have been empty, so it's got piles about a foot high on either side. Not to mention however much snow is piled up behind it. Looking at it through the window right now, I can barely see the front wheel.

Not really. We got one about parking spots last week, but it was really long and there wasn't a lot wrong with it aside from a lot of misplaced apostrophes.

He can't even think about doing it.

That's when we were getting a ton of guests looking at the board for whatever reason. All of them from Ecuador.

I think the Suns/Mavs game is on Sportsnet.

I have short, fat fingers, so I suck at anything past medium. I also have trouble bending my middle and pinky fingers at the same time, so I'm fucked there, too.

I think I liked this season more than the first one, but I think I'm going to go back and watch season 1 again. Lila was annoying, but 'pardon my tits' was a funny line.

That's awesome and everything, but weren't we all complaining that there were too many characters last season? And now they're adding whoever's on the boat. I don't know, I'm looking forward to it, but I'm afraid we're going to get bogged down in too many backstories again. Ooh, one of the 'rescuers' was Ana-Lucia's neighbor's best-friend's sister!

-Fidel Castro -Eli Wallach -Al Davis -Eva Marie Saint -Harper Lee -Mike Tyson -Jack Klugman -Kirk Douglas -Charlton Heston -Sidney Lumet -Jerry Lewis -Henri Richard -Liza Minelli -Walter Gretzky -Ariel Sharon -Larry Hagman -Mel Brooks *BEST BET* -Roy Horn -Elliot Gould -Peter Angelos

I guess it serves Brian Burke right for all his whining last summer.

Niedermayer comes off looking really badly in this. Especially if he doesn't play next year.

*erephant noise*

"Damn right there's going to be a protest!"

I thought it was ok. The Andy Richter stuff got old after about 10 seconds, but I did like the Reagan joke. But the lemon party reference was great.

We laugh because he's different. He laughs because we're all the same.

Holy shit. "It wouldn't be a Lemon Party without old Dick"

I thought it would have been John McDonald, but Eckstein is going to get most of the playing time (at least at the start of the season). And Eckstein will be on the bench of some playoff team by the end of the year. Kind of like Royce Clayton last year, except maybe he'll be on the active roster.

Eckstein will be playing somewhere else by July.

Did they really need to put Ozzie Canseco on there?