I know I've mentioned before how awful Rogers Sportsnet is, and David Bastil is the worst of the bunch. He's doing a pre-game thing about the Leafs, and, granted, it sounds like there's someone running a lawnmower next to him, but I don't know how someone who can come up with a sentence like, "When takling about Ian White's season, 'rollercoaster' is one of the words that can best be described" can get regular employment on a relatively big cable channel. Especially covering the most popular team in the country.
I think that one tops my previous favourite, when he said that Toronto FC was "ridiculed with injuries" last year.
And now the guy covering the Grey Cup said that the party hasn't started yet, but when it does, it will be "full steam of head".