I feel sorry for him regardless of his age, he's a fucking moron.
Either that or he's just a joke account, which is more than likely true. This was apparently his first thread, so he more than likely just signed up to act like a moron on purpose.
It's nothing new.
If he's serious, and is a real straight up poster, then fucking hell. I wish I knew what was wrong with so many shit on the internet, like so many of those at GameFAQs, IGN, and just about every major chat room on the net.
I have yet to come up with a solid reason that people would act/speak (type) as so many people do online.