Special K

RUH-ROH! http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/12/09/D8ECRGBG0.html

PROTIP: If you stay underwater for 10 minutes in Monkey Island you can die!

I'M FUCKING WITH YOU.

Up, Down, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start. Everyone knows it. I saw it on a T-shirt.

If it's anything close to Silent Hill 2, it'll be a winner. Hopefully it'll have the scene from Silent Hill 3: Room, mirror, bathtub.

There's also no double B A. Why don't you bitch at Contra?

Up up down down! Left right left right! Secret Contra Code for extra life! Up up down down! Left right left right! Secret Contra Code for extra life! B A Select Start! B A Select Start! I love Schoolyard Heroes. Too bad it was BABA in Contra.

Ooh! You cards reads good!

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Yeah, it's basically Marvel starting a new Universe so they can tell stories without having to worry about 40 years of continuity. Some characters look different (Ultimate Dr. Doom is laughably dumb-looking) or have different origins/power levels. Ultimate Nick Fury looks fucking EXACTLY like Samuel L Jackson. It's a good concept, and the titles were pretty quality. One thing though, is that they seem to be in a rush to re-tell classic storylines instead of developing their own. Ultimate Spider-Man has already killed Captain Stacey, killed Gwen Stacey, had Venom and Carnage, and had Harry Osborne turn into the Hobgoblin.

Only thing better than the start of that fight is the end. Ja throws him through a 2nd-story glass window and jumps after him and knees him in midair.

Hence Rothlisberger's near perfect rating earlier in the season. That is the most arbitrary rating system I've ever seen. And Palmer has now torched the Steelers for 227 and 3, the Colts for 335 and 2, and the Bears, for 169 and 3 (The Bears have only allowed 4 other passing TDs all season.) Sure he lost the Colts game, but that's because his D couldn't stop the Colts. And the Colts are ridiculous. What's Palmer supposed to do to prove he can beat a good opponent?

A lot of whiny shit, lately. and "King without a Crown."

+ Cellophane zombies = Happy me.

^Yes. That's my #1. Some lesser seen gems. Gymkata The skill of gymnastics, the kill of karate. John Cabot vs. a mob of well-armed villagers, armed only with: A POMMEL HORSE! Musashi Miyamoto, aka Samurai 1, starring Toshiro Mifune. I love the fight scenes in this movie. They're both funny and realistic. Mifune is a dirty, bedraggled wild man who will just charge you with a big stick and beat you a vigorously as he can. Just the crazy look on his face is phenomenal, and the beatings he lays out to trained guards, simply because he is nuts and tireless are a joy to watch, Priest vs. Zombies, Braindead, aka Dead/Alive.

Well, good for him. I always loved his matches in ECW, and he had boatlads of charisma to get over without much English. I'm sure his many years in the WWE treated him quite nicely, though.

Seriously. He was like the #14 RB in my league at his lowest point. Who just gives that up?

Come on you guys, some of you thought this was real? Some of it's sort of amusing, though.

In terms of Beast he actually looks sort of cool but Honestly, if he shaved and got a haircut he'd just be a blue guy. Considering how creepy looking they made Nightcrawler and Mystique, it's sort of odd that he looks so normal.

There's some interesting images on the site from the movie. I hope it kicks ass, I love the Silent Hill games.

How is QB rating figured out, anyway? Carson has more yds, more TDs, a higher comp% and one less INT than Manning, but Manning has a higher QB rating. ?Que? Oh Wikipedia....

I think Palmer is well deserving of an MVP, while he has good blocking and receivers, with a lesser QB in there the Bengals would probably have a losing record. I think Seattle could be a .500 team without Shaun (he's obviously incredible, and red-zone money.) And he's a statistical monster. A couple games ago, he was one TD behind Palmer and Manning, the top scoring QBs in the NFL. And Eli's a bit overrated. He'll be very good soon, but his QB rating sucks ass. Either way, Go Bengals, Go 'Hawks.

'Fisty McRapesalot' Tobias Funke: Analrapist "Maybe what you're feeling is love." "I know what an erection feels like, Michael!" The people at the FCC have gotten more lenient if anything. But they have to make big grandiose statements once in a while to justify the fact that they make money for telling people not to out-and-out curse or show boobs. Unless you're FX. Seriously, how cushy a job is working at the fuckin' FCC?