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Also, you know, comic book sales. He IS the best villain ever, you know. EDIT: Have we found out why Maxwell Lord was being such a shit?

The song would be 300% better if it was HOW YOU GET, HOW YOU GET ALL THAT BREAST INSIDE YO CHEST Then Fergie pisses herself again. Someone's being facetious!

Kitna can still be very good backing up a young QB, now that Carson Palmer is one of the elite. I have no factual evdidence to back this up, (because Palmer does have a fucking arm) I preposite that Kitna taught Palmer a lot about finding receivers. Palmer is pretty much Chad Pennington (very few mistakes) Plus a tremendous arm. What's his (Kitna's) contract status? It would at least be fun to see what he can do. I love the veterans.

Fuck me, I've been listening to this album for so long, I thought it was a 2004. My number 2 album for this year, for sure. Fifty Foot Wave: Golden Ocean. Basically Kristen Hersh balls out. There's a couple of excellent tracks, 'Sally is a Girl' 'Long Painting' 'Clara Bow' Not a single bad track. The music is good, driving punk, but the main attraction is Hersh's songwriting, and above all else, her vocals. She sounds like a chain-smoking grandma kicking the shit out of every stylized boy-band (I'm looking at you, Killers, Bravery, every other faggot band riding Franz Ferdinand's coattails) out there. It's not a classic album, like I think The Woods is, but it is damn fine listening. And it makes good fucking music.

Sleater-Kinney "The Woods" Easily the bast album I've heard this year. Probably their best album to date. There's nary a stinker on it, and most of the songs are great. Given its absence from this thread, I think that people just don't listen to this band. "Rollercoaster" or "Entertain" would have been a monster hit for this band in a just world. Other good ones: QoTSA: Lullabies to Paralyze Sigur Ros: Takk Gorillaz: Demon Days I need to buy the new Beck album and the Minstrel Show. I like everything I've heard off them so far. I also need to check out some of the albums on Inc's list.

The evidence that Eddie was taking steroids was that he was fucking huge. Benoit and Eddie wrestled for years and years, putting on the best matched of their lives. They go to the WWE, they get huge. Angle is a legit athlete, in aboslutely peak physical shape. He roids. Many talented wrestlers are fired, usually the small guys, or guys like the Dudleys, and generic, roided musclemen replace them. Many Japanese wrestlers have been killing their body every single match for 15+ years. Their may have chronic knee and neck problems, but they're still alive. Hash is the only one whose body just broke down. I don't hear of Lucha stars just dropping dead either. Yeah, wrestlers party like rock stars, but I don't hear of many rock stars dying that young unless they OD. Their bodies usually don't just give out on them really early in life. And it would be tough to implement drug-testing policy on all rock stars. Not so with WWE stars. Yeah, he had to go all the way back to Brian Pillman. Weird choice considering Hawk Bossman Rude Perfect Bulldog and many more. That's a lot of guys dying young, like it or not. That's not counting guys that just get fired for being a public spectacle. Tons of NFL players are out of control, but at least the NFL tests. Sure, Mushnick has a big-time vendetta. Doesn't mean he's wrong here. Not by a long shot. And I don't see anywhere at all where he's implying that the wrestlers themselves are evil.

Bjork: Pagan Poetry. The Song's sexy as well. And, hey, full-blown nudity, yet classy. And a nipple-piercing. "Come into my World" is an excellent choice, and a stellar video in general. Ah, Michel Gondrey. Get his DVD. Windowlicker. Ha!

I like Downhome. It has nothing to do with his taut female organs. They are, BTW delectable. Downhome is de rigeuer to make fun of becuase he's emotional. He'll eventually have a real tragedy in his life, and go, whoa, Eddie G takes up .02% of my thoughts. He'll toughen up. Either way, he is a smart guy who may be a bit oversensitive. Fucking deal with it you stupid fucking cunts. Or keep making easy jokes. Shit I've said, I'm feeling neglected. I'm personally of the opinion that a man gets to cry twice. Once, when his dog dies, once when his mother dies. Maybe once when you see Grave of the Firefles.

Bonks you out! I don't ever think I had a Bonker. Fruit Wrinkles were the shit. They beat the hell out of any present fruit-minded snack. (with severe prejudice, because who honestly buys fruit snacks when you're a man. Except for maybe bonkers. I remember them shits were bi-fruited.

1. Arrested Development. Every character is funny. Callbacks and callforwards. The best double-entendres in the lexicon of man. Great high-brow, low-brow, and physical comedy. There will probably never be a show like it. There will almost certainly not be a show its equal. My favourite show ever. AD has three of my top four comedic characters ever in George Michael, GOB, and Buster, in that order. Wait, four out of five. Tobias. 2. Azumanga Daoih. Yeah, It's anime, it's also fucking hilarious, with a sense of whimsy. Osaka alone garantees this my number 2 spot. Perfect Voice actors. This is a show, like AD. that ended too soon. The Japanese Calvin and Hobbes. 20% of the humor is probably incomprehensible japanese puns, yet, it still is one of the funniest shows I've ever, ever seen. Osaka is the last character I would consider in my top five. 3. The Simpsons. It hasn't been that funny lately, but it more than made up for it in its first 6 seasons. One moment: Homer is watching a blaxploitation marathon, with Blacula and GI Bro and the rest, the title of the movie? "The Blunch Black of Blotre Blame." <3 4. Newsradio. As a corporate sitcom goes, it was absolutely perfect. Every Character was great, no one was a filler. There were stars though. Phil Hartman's Bill McNeill was a hilarious, verbose blowhard, Dave Foley was Dryly funny, and the master of the facial expression. Maurna Tierney could act, and was very, very funny using minimal physical gestures. No one was wasted on this show. Lastly, Jimmy James. One of the most sublime comedic characters ever. If you've bought the DVD, you can just feel the love they brought to this terrific show. 5. This one's Tough. Probably Senfeld edging out CYE. I love Seinfeld's universally misanthropic characters, and intricate storylines. George Costanza is boss. Though his dating habits don't suspend disbelief.

Tee hee!

It's a keeper league, so no way in hell do I trade Larry Johnson. I'll keep Carson, both LJ's, and it's a tossup to whether I keep Tiki or Marvin. I'm leaning towards Marvin, since WRs since to last much better than RBs. Tiki's having a hell of a year again, though.

Just because you're one letter away from Swishy fag.

No one will ever be as funny as CronoT. Every time he started a thread I was just filled with glee.

Silk the Shocker has, like, a 20 minute birthday party in the ring. Every time that shitty DJ yelled "MC something ALL UP IN YOUR AREA!" No one cheered, then they'd always show like one person doing the Public Enemy dance. (hip-hop-hooray) One of the nWo shirts, Hall and Nash are promoting it, giggling and acting completely high, then Hall says "and introducing our new male model, SYXX!" Camera moves and focuses on Waltman, who just sits there, OBVIOUSLY stoned out of his fucking gourd, and he just sits there, mouth hanging open like P-Diddy, for a good 5 seconds. Commercial end. One of my fave moments, after the awesome Rumble that Flair won, he, Perfect, and someone else are in the back celebrating. Everyone's letting off "Woooo!"s except for Flair, who's obviously just exhausted. Perfect goes "Why don't you give 'em a good one champ!" and sticks the mic in Flair's face. Flair "wooooOOOoooo" exactly like a ghost. It's absolutely hilarious. The whole Wolfpac. Why did four mortal enemies get together? Why did the phrase "Wolfpac in the hizouse" break Sting out of a year-long depression? Why did a force of three of the biggest babyfaces do jack shit for the entire run?

Yay!

God, I want the Bengals to beat the Colts. IN-ter-CEP-tions. Clap-clap-clap-clap, clap-clap. And Black Lushus is a hater.

Honestly, it's just been an ugly football season in general. So many injuries. It seems like Defenses keep getting better, and some offenses are just outright falling apart. Bears, Vikings, Ravens and Jets on offense are just outright hard to watch. With the Colts and Steelers just outright pounding the crap out of other teams on the ground, Cincy's like one of the only fun Offenses to watch. Chargers too. Players like Culpepper, Jamal Lewis, Ahman Green just totally fell apart from the get-go with no apparent reason.

SJ, I'd say your team's a 9, and will be almost unbeatable in playoffs. Hasselwhack is notoriously good later in the season, and your WR2 could use a little work (though Plaxico isn't chopped liver.) Rackers is a significant boon at kicker, is that LJ Larry Johnson or Lamont Jordan? If it's Larry Johnson, your team is unstoppable. Either way, your team's helluva good.

Hey, Daunte Culpepper. You sure did better without that distraction on your team. Way to get your roll on, you fucking moron. God, the Vikings/Giant game last week was probably the worst football game I've ever seen.

Fuck I lose. OK Czech's in the male.

Why don't you go think up some humerous puns involving the first word in your username? "Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. Haha!"

My dad once honestly ordered the hairy tacos at a local Mexican restaurant.

Make sure not to give the Dirty Sanchez to yourself, though. And have a sombrero handy.

Oh, you should have seen this message board when Superman died.