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Fucking weird. he talked to himself about Astroboy for like, 50 pages.

Unless I've missed something, Marvin's nowehere near the creepiness of WP. Seems like a normal guy, albeit with problems mostly. Waitaseccond. WP was a real person? JEEEEESSSSUUUUSSSS.

If diet Iced Tea was readily available, I'd probably drink that almost exclusively, with a little V8. It's not though, every cheap tea distributer makes tea with high fructose corn syrup. I still make myself a cup of lady grey occassionally, but it's pretty much Diet Coke for me.

My friend has pretty much the nicest TV money can buy. So, of course, we immediately watched pirate porn. Not pirated porn, pornography with people screaming ARRRRRRR! in the background.

yeah, 'you're just jealous' is pretty dumb when the guy has two shows in sindication. Oh he was also the national tae kwon do champion. \What an untalented little bitch. He was pretty incognito on the standup circuit... but again, it was Mencia who interrupted his act. Now ther is the argument that some people have parallel thought processes. But the few people I've heard Rogan call out steal gobs of material. No one accuses fuckin' Chapelle, or Cross or Osswalt, or other funny current comediens of stealing their shit. Because they don't. I heard about Dennis Leary being a joke thief long before Rogan started his little crusade. Again, I looked into it myself, a little bit, and even though I thought Leary did the material better, and I still like Rescue Me and shit, it doesn't make it right. Hell, if anything positive came out of this, it's that I actually learned George Lopez was pretty funny. I only knew him from his shitty sitcom.

POLACK PRIDE!

You know, the standard shonen fighty-fight shows have become quite good lately. Dubbing on popular shows is getting exponentially better overthe past few years. Man, I need to watch Bebop again. That show explodes balls. Oh, and as an aside, Ranma 1/2 is really silly, but it has a good dub, can be found most anywhere, and the first two seasons are freaking hilarious.

I honestly think that most of the reviews are just set out to trick us. (not gourmet foods, like Foie gras, which I probably misspelled.) So I went out with a female friend who is Chinese, and just RAVES about this lopcal place. Authentic chinese, how mama made it, etc. etc. And to preface, I'm fairly adventurous. Soooo..... I eat a jellyfish. It's not bad per se, but it's like japanese seaweed salad only with no taste, and way too expensive. All the taste came from sesame oil, and the texture was pretty crappy. You bite, then your teeth *snap* through the jellyfish. The she recommended me some awful fucking seaweed pungent soup while she ate dumplings that looked great. Then we wait and wait. And when I asked for a diet coke, the waitress looked like I had asked to fuck her dog. Jesus what a crappy experience. Fucking General Tso's for me!

My TV is awesome. It's a good size, it is wood-panelled (seriously) and it weighs about 500 pounds.

I buy yogurt by the bulk when it's on sale. All various berries for me, i don't like vanilla. Or plain unless it's in Tzatziki. My Mom buys this greek, super-creamy yoguer from Trader Joe's. I think it only comes in desserty flavours. I tried honey. Blech.

It's all about rewatch/listenability. DVD: GodfatherI & II Naked Gun Vertigo BBC Pride and Prejudice. If not, the Keira Knightly version Brazil Azumanga disc i& II Eternal Sunshine Music Sonic Youth: Daydream nation, murray st, Sister Velvets- & Nico, White light, White Heat My Bloody Valentine, Loveless EPMD- Strictly Business Bjork Homejoenic Vivaldi's 4 seasons, Blonde Redhead, Misery is a |Butterfly. Books Neuromancer Count Zero Mona Lisa Overdrive Art of War Tao Te Ching Shakespeare's sonnett's Songs of innocence and Experience. The Stranger Snow Crash Legend (David Gemmell) games? castlevania:SOTN FFVI Mario World Guitar Hero II Marvel v Capcom II BangaiO Der langrisser Metal Gear Solid Silent Hill II Tetris.

Man, I miss he conservaive brigade's vitriole. *raperaperape* Man, it's really windy today.

Jesus, too ambitious, IMO. They've been making good so far, though. One thing: They better fucking bring Sue Dibny back and make Ralph the biggest pimp ever. I'm not one for character ressurrections, but they better. As an aside, how awesome is DC making me wrapt in a minor character that I really liked when I was like, 14. And bringing just the touch of Vertigo with Animal Man. Man, non-Ultimate Marvel is teh suck.

moral high ground, hipocracy, bollocks. You Just blatantly approve plaigraism. You've as much as said it. Like fucking Carlos Mencia, who is so ashamed of stealing shit, you try to sideswipe the argument. Put it simply. IS PLAIGARISM WRONG? WHETHER OR NOT YOU FIND THE PLAIGARIST FUNNY? YES OR NO? I already made my point, and you keep quibbling. Answer the above question.

I have a pretty pretty minty fresh Arkadia. It won't load for shit. I literallyh bought it for thatgame. Thank god Bangai-O worked.

My computer has been superlatively weird lately. Basically, everthing has sound, except flash, youtube, etc. This just happened all of a sudden, don't know what's up with that. Everything else works.

Reno 911 won't make shit. I like the show, and the movie's probably funny, but it won't make anything. Astronaut farmer is the most laughable concept for a movie I've ever seen, like ever. Fucking ridiculous, It'll probably make a mint. And Ghost Rider costr 120m according to iMDB.

That's a BIG one. People, myself included, were prepared for a pretty brutal cop show, from the previews. And the opening/previews, with s-bombs, tits and cop violence, though well-done, didn't seem like anything too special, but pretty crazy. When Vic shoots Terry, it ain't a cheap stunt, and it's really fucking vicious. though I was aghast at the Commish, the most lovable cop, (if you haven't seen it, it really is great.) being the nastiest cop0 in the world.

That's just the oddest movie name ever, it's so onomatopoeia.

Physician’s Desk Reference hollowed out. Inside: Waterproof matches, iodine tables, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.

Again, the issue is not whether or not you like Mencia or Rogan. Here's an example. I think No Cure For Cancer is really, incredibly funny. I can appreciate Bill Hicks' material, but I really don't like his delivery 80% of the time. Yet, when I heard, and looked up the fact that Leary liberally ripped off Bill Hicks, I lost a lot of respect for him. I still find No Cure For Cancer funny, but it seems kind of tainted now. The most embarassing part of the whole thing is his assertion that a jewish guy couldn't make the joke that he ripped off. How fucking stupid.

Dewxter: (be warned, this is the climax of the first season) The 'tire parties' in the Shield were brutal.

Yeah, they're equipped with nonlethal weapons. Nighsticks, tazers, what have you. The rapist(s) are armed with a hard dick and their pants around their ankles. These people are trained to deal with outbreaks of violence, sometimes riots, you're honestly saying they can't stop a rape? Did I misunderstand. "Oooh, that guy's getting raped. But if I stop it, I might get socked. Fuck that."

This is incorrect. Here's the thing, when Conan comes out and does his monologue, it's written by people who are paid to do exactly that. If Mencia paid people to write his stuff, it wouldn't be a big deal. But he is stealing people's livelihoods! There such a thing called "intellectual property". Whether you personally find Mencia funny or not is irrelevant. Here's something: if being a joke thief is not a big deal, then why was Mencia so upset and vociferously defensive? Becaise it IS a big deal, and he knows it.

Great episode! The 'werewolf hunting' line probably cracked me up the hardest, even though I'd seen it twice in previews. Just so wrong. THough I have to ask, how was Michael going to introduce a chunky into his act? And did I mishear, or did he say aPollaksayswhat?