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Fuck yeah! Those books sometimes read like movies, so it's a good fit. It's going to be expensive, though. There are SO many freaking characters! I just want to know who's going to play the Hound

This totally pales to the awesome, thorough and brutal shitkicking that David Cross gave Larry the cable Guy on his site. Just throughly unleashes anal rampage on 'Larry'. All my Texas friends from college fucking just LOOOOOVED the fucking redneck comedy tour. Nothing like being in a room full of rednecks roaring with lafter at Jeff Fuckin' Foxworthy while you just sit there, aghast. They all liked 'My Humps' too. Fuckin' weird.

Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carte. The other night I was strokin´ my woman And it got so good to her, you know what she told me Let me tell you what she told me, she said: ´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO! He be (sic) strokin! Aparrently the 'deep penetration' is not enough for Clarence Cartere's woman. (Who he is strokin') His only recourse in anal sex. he enjoys this. But probably not as much as masturbating. He be STROKIN!

You obviously haven't heard his trademark bit: White people are all like Umph Shmruumph, like, let's play GALLLLLLLLF! (must scream, otherwise it won' be funny.) And then Mexican people are all like.... um..... Quesadilla! wetback. Um, mexican people. YELLLLLLLL! I will recite a stereoptypic things very LOOOOWWWWDDD! I want to kick him in his cunt.

Two eggs, two saussages. Lunch: Nothing Dinner: Krab with soda bread.

Rogan's a fairly funny comedian who has some awesome rants on his site. He was the two time Taekwondo national champion, does FerFactor, acted in Newsradio, and comments on UFC. Generally, I'll always give him the benfit of the doubt for being on Newsradio (the commentaries therein, he fucking rips Fear Factor) Mencia? He's the worst popular comic ever. I'd take fucking Gallagher over him. It's like he saw the Chapelle show and thought the only thing funny about it was saying the "n' word. And proceeded to think saying 'wetback' a lot was hilarious. I have seen exactly one funny sketch or bit from his, and it was just ok, i.e. wetback mountain. (OMG he said wetback)

God yes, I remember Gymkata, particularly that scene. It goes on for two or three minutes, just with him on the pommel horse, and he kicks the ass of about two dozen people.

http://mightygodking.livejournal.com/281748.html http://mightygodking.livejournal.com/287553.html actully, just click on 'photoshopped crap'. You'll find everything else.

"man, I haven't gotten laid in forever. Time to rob an ATM!"

No stop! You'll break the board!

Hello, Larry's my name, insurance is my game!..... Raping was another game of mine..... Hit the nail on the head, there. As I said, people get harsher sentences for shanking someone, why not raping someone? Prisons are supposed to attempt to rehabilitate people if possible, not ruin them for life.

He did Ultimate Power #2 and Civil War #5 as well.

That's a totally circular argument. Saying, essentially 'Since the consequences are known, they're justified.' I mean, in the Old Testament, women were sentenced to death by stoning if they weren't virgins on their wedding night. It was widely, known, but not justifiable. Judges don't sentence people to forced sodomy, and it obviously shouldn't be allowed. And if he were bigger and more able to defend himself, he'd somehow be deserving of better treatment? I'm sure most of the rapers are in there for worse than the rapee. People who shank others in prison can get extended sentences, or even the death penalty. I don't think you people are actually thinking this through. Actually think about how incredibly violent and painful ass-rape is. It can freakin' kill you. How does he 'deserve' that?

much less the mil-mannered COCK ROCKET!

You have Battle Royale and haven't watched it? That movie's the unmitigated shit, and I can't even find a place ot buy it.

YOU SHUT UP EDDITE MURPHY IS INCredible ours years ago...

Well, my entry is apropo. And that don't mean you're diggin' in the ground with farm implements baby! Also, boob analysis is pretty creepy.

Is too! Between those excellent games, though, there's no losers. FFVI, Chrono Trigger, SuikodenII and Valkyrie Profile. Those, in my mind, are the best of the best of console RPGs. They're my favorite games. IMO, FFVI is tops. Back to the topic, though. Did anyone actually save Shadow the first time you played the game? That's pretty freaking random. I think, if it's your first time, FFVI has a very solid level of difficulty, not so much dependent on level grinding like such 'great' games as Phantasy Star II.

Oh, I think it could be remade properly. It's a very universal story. However, if it is remade, it'll probably be shit. It's such a small, intimate story, I really couldn't see it being done justice.

Yeah. It's such a great series. I lucked into buying the entire series, subbed, for a buck a tape (VHS) Trully, a totally underappreciated series. So funny. So good. A lot of the old school series are pretty much incognito now.

The old-school games do really have something going for them. IMO: FFVI is the best game ever, definitely the best RPG ever. Super Bomberman is the best multiplayer game ever (Smash Brothers has picked up a lot of the slack) Symphony of the Night is the balls, and Konami just keeps pumping out clones. For once, I am totally in accord. I really think it's all about age. At some point, you're just too fucking old to invest a lot of time in a game. Case in point: I think FFXII is really good. I leant it to a friend to play a month ago, and I haven't missed it. Andrew, do try to find Suikoden II. It's seriously one of the best RPGs ever. $120? Criminy.

I have the weirdest neighbors evor. They're asian, and they listen to, exclusively, Pakistani music, and Gospel. More power to 'em. I'll take it over the nosyass neighbor upstairs. *Knock on the dour* Wha? *(Condescending southern accent) It sounds like yall's burning something.* It smells like curry. They're cooking curry across the hall. *Well I just wanted y'all to know it smells like something's burning in here.

I don't really thing so. It;s really, really, really, really, really good. Absolutely mindblowing. One of the only movies to make me sob like a bitch, and thank the movie for it.

"I'm the grandson of one of the late Shah's ministers," said Soroush, "and I simply want to say one U.S. bomb on Iran and the regime we all despise will remain in power for another 20 or 30 years and 70 million Iranians will become radicalized." Is that what he said? Becauseit makes no fucking sense to me. If I was Bush, and i was confronted with a shit ton of double-negatives plus a weird, definative statemet, my respose would be "Um. yeah! I totally support "what the fuck are you talking about?"Yeah those Colts were pretty good. *photo shoot* 'What the fuck was he talking about?"

That movie looks like the worst ever. but what else is someone supposed to see? Shit, even the videos are abonimable this week.