Special K

Christ, that thing doesn't ever end, does it?

Just thought of impossible mission for the C64. That game WAS impossible. The voice acting was the best. "Stay a while. STAY FOREVERRR!" when you start up the game. And if you fall down a pit, there's a hilariously long scream. Like about 4 seconds. Bruce Lee was probably my most loved C64 game, though.

I've had the opportunity to use Tobias's "You have to be... some kind of She-Hulk to get this thing open!" a few times.

Comparing "Smells like Teen Spirit" to "Summertime" is just bizarre. Nirvana had to, you know, play instruments. Lyrics aren't the sole criteria of a good song.

Valkyrie Profile is bad-fucking-ass. Apparently the PSP version is pretty much the exact same game, with some enhancements. It and Suikoden II are the best games that no one can get ahold of. Well, them and every good Saturn game. Wow, I sure want to play Panzer Dragoon Saga, Guardian Heroes and Radiant Silvergun.

If an AD movie came out, I would cream my jeans. Also, Will Arnett is going to be a huge star.

"How you remind me" by Nickelback is probably my least favorite song ever. The chorus: YEAH-UH! YEAH-UH! YEAH-UH! NO NO. Desperado features hilariously bad lyrics, and it's just SO heartfelt. Like Celine Dion, beating your chest heartfelt. And Nirvana's the shit, and 'Nevermind' is a kickass album.

Muppet's a British insult, innit?

I suggest a replacement: ( )*( )

VS. Who? Will? Win?

No. I knew plenty of guys in my rowing team who would puke after a 2000 meter erg test, which is something like 6-7 minutes? (I forget, it's been way too long). Some of them went on to the UW varsity squad, which is like top 10 nationally every year. You puke because it's totally anaerobic.

Egads! I heard Rock Hudson might be a homosexual!

If you do anything to distinguish yourself, they try to bury you. Weren't HHH and HBK bitching about CM Punk? He's the rare case where the fan reaction was immediate and strong, and someone, for once, listened.

David Cross's production company is named "Liberal Jew-Run Media." COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY?

At least with the majority of MJS, you can just read the codec convos. Xenosaga is one of those games where I made it to the last area, and I was just so fucking sick of it, that I never finished. I bought FFVII: Dirge of Cerberus. That was a mistake. I beat it in four days max. There's very little to go back for. The enemies are dumb as a sack of hammers, but are crack shots. (Ducking, bobbing and weaving, you still get hosed by fire. For a game where basically all you do is shoot, you have three basic weapons, though they can be modified. It's nice to see the gang back one last time, and the story's decent. However, when did Square game get so damn wussy? FFVI and VII had pretty damn dark plots. Even Chrono Trigger had some really dark moments. Now it's all "love and souls and hearts and opening up our true selves" and blah blah fucking blah. Worth a rental if you're a fan of FFVII, if not, steer far clear. Definitely should have got Disgaea 2. I played the first one for 100+ hours, and just had a ball.

Rowing. Pretty much the quickest way to exhaust your cardio system.

"Desperado" By the Eagles. Any Song by Kim Gordon on "A Thousand Leaves". Dumbass lyrics, and for some reason, she tries to sound like the girl from Bikini Kill with downs. "Simon Says" Pharoah Monch deserves a mention. It has some sweet lines in the verses, but the chorus is hilariously retarded. There's, of course, bands that make some dumb-ass songs that are freakin' great. Prime example: Ween.

You know, producers, artists and label owners of every genre get into these little tiffs all the time. No matter what the genre. They just usually don't write songs about it.

Well I'm the two-time champ (come on threepeat) And yeah, I've raked in $400 so far, and that's after entry fees.

The Who is a terrific band name. Can't believe no one's mentioned Limp Bizkit yet. Gin Blossoms isn't just two words thrown together, it's the broken blood vessels in the face that alcoholics get. Not a good band name, tho. Pearl Jam's a pretty horrible name. BUTT Trumpet Twink the Wonder Kid Pretty Girls make Graves Ugly Kid Joe Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Any Name that's just a random word plus a number: Matchbox 20, Blink 182, Sum 41

I own the remix CD. It's dope. The best songs are spread between "Cowboy Bebop" and "Blue"

^Agreed I'm a big Boldin fan, but your teams still got very good receivers (especially if Walker stays healthy) and Kevin Jones should be very helpful to your team.

Just some good trading last year. I traded Cedric Benson for Larry Johnson before the year even started. Lamont Jordan I picked third, OK He was a steal, as he definitely had a starting job. Tiki I traded Rudi Johnson and Randy Moss for. Palmer I picked fifth last year, which was a total reach, as far as the predictions were concerned, but my good feeling ended up being correct. I could have kept Marvin Harrison, but opted for Palmer, since I'm a big Bengals fan. Most of my fellow league members are pretty damn savvy, although there are some homers, as always. Hasselbeck got picked like 20th overall last year. D-Jax always goes too early.

The superbuddies stuff was so awesome. Booster and Beetle... a hetero dynamic duo for our times!