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It's pretty classless to crow and boast about winning a game when the best player on the opposing team goes out on the second play after scorching your D for 66 yards. EDIT: Actually, it's natural that they would whoop it up and be proud, but insulting the Bengals is classless. I really like Hines Ward, but his comment leaves a sour taste in my mouth. I like Cincy a WHOLE lot, 2nd favorite team, but I also like the Steelers. However, if my team (the Seahawks) were to hypothetically beat the Colts in the SB after Manning blew his knee out on the second play, I would celebrate, but I wouldn't want any Hawks players to trash the Colts. Neither would I say the Hawks were better than the Colts. The Bengals played really well for missing their best player, and IMO the 2nd best QB in the NFL. It's a joy to watch Bettis play, though.

My friend works as an EA game-tester/starving actor in LA. He's stoked to see it, since they interviewed his office, for whatever reason. HE says the Phillipino hooker exchange came from his boss.

You know, seeing as Haikus are the easiest thing in the world, and it's your whole fucking gimmick, you might want leant how to COUNT ON YOUR FINGERS.

I'll definitely rent this, but I'm not expecting much after the clip on this folder. Terrible makeup. People are calling this the next TCM, but TCM was realistic and got under your skin. Personally, there have been two movies that have scared me since I was an adolescant. TCM and The Birds. And Henry made me uneasy. Some shitty eyeball makeup isn't going to scare me. I'm veyy much looking forward to the Silent Hill movie. Playing Silent Hill 1-3 with the lights off, with headphones on: absolutely terrifying.

Oh and the best! Around here, like Edmonds or something, there was a beastiality ranch that got busted, because some guy got fucked to death by a horse. I relayed the news to a friend while I was down in Florida. Him: ...... A guy fucked a horse to death? Me: No, no. that would actually be pretty admirable. A horse fucked him to death.

I'm usually loathe to quote things, but this deserves it. Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend. Andy Stitzer: Yeah? Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse! Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something

1) Acid (Loved it, that's why I quit) 2) Alcohol (The king of drugs, I was really good at drinking. Won the New Orleans chugging championship one year.) 3) Weed (It's fun. Turns me into a philosopher asshole) 4) Nitrous (Weee!) 5) Crizack (I dunno, it's crack, it gets you really high.) /Mr.show 6) A huge dose of mushrooms supplemented with weed (Oh my God I've forgotten how to speak English! Weep weep weep. WHo the fuck are You! This isn't the ass I'm wearing! To make the crack all the more sleazy: I never smoked it out of a pipe. I was involved with this girl. One night, we were hanging out and she started smoking crack. Then she says 'kiss me' (who am I to decline) and I was taking second-hand crack hits out of her mouth all night. Then, I once went to buy a sack of weed (only time I've ever done that) and the guy gave me a sack of crack instead. Nonplussed, I decided to make lemons into lemonade and just ate the bag of crack. I got pretty loaded. I might want to do Ex sometime, since I've done it twice, and it didn't take. Besides that, my substance days are over. That might be ugly, though. Imagine a hugely strong, 6'4 280 lbs man writhing around like those tiny raver kids. Scary.

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Dumble-Dore

Alba-core

Ra's is in a manner of speaking. And there's any number of demigods like the Spectre.

That's what I'm worried about. That FUX is going to string them along until the other networks lose interest. If they're that worried, DON'T CUT BACK THE SHOW. Time for Liguori to shit or get off the pot.

You got me. I didn't actually expect the Cincinatti Bengals' Wide Reveiver, CHad Johnson to play the role of Tubbs. Way to call my bluff, man. Either way, there's been a lot of negative buzz around this movie, even with Michael Mann at the helm.

Stewart's OK. He was a funny stand-up back in the day, too. However, the Steves were the real money in TDS.

Manti-core

Big & Rich and BEP pretty much tied in my eyes, because my friends make me listen to that trash. And I hate the BEP album, because I always hope against hope that someone put in the Pulp Fiction soundtrack when it starts. Toby Keith is the real winner in my eyes. Listening to his songs actually makes me angry. Every time I see his beady little eyes, and faggot beard I want him to get socked. God I hate the fucker. And even though they're pretty far down the list, everything Czech said about Green Day is right on target. Coheed and Cambria are terrible too. How anyone can take a band that sounds like Len seriously blows my mind.

Goddamit Masturbate. UR! But yes, agreed. Although some of the chicks in the tittillating world of cosplay are pretty hot.

I think Frank the Bunny should make a cameo in every Jake Gylenhaaaaal movie until the end of his career.

I don't understand this post. You kept wanting to see Don Johnson and you hate him? I loved the original show, but the only way they could have made me excited for this is if they cast Chad Johnson as Tubbs.

There's a fetish where people dress up as superheroes. They're called 'Spandies.' What's awesome is their stupid word is 'bamfy', taken from the sound (bamf) Nightcrawler makes when he teleports. That never fails to crack me up. Bamfy.

Yeah, we have 'em all over here. (Seattle) And yeah, mussels are delicious (cooked), they're also ridiculously cheap here.

It's unclear whether FOX will air the remaining 4 eps. As to whether FOX will pull the trigger on cancelling or not: This is totally scummy of FOX, since I think the cast might drift apart if FOX keeps stringing them along, not allowing other networks to sign them.

Someone's never seen 'Better off Dead!' Or 'Harold and Maude.'

Really, you have to watch from the beginning to get all the jokes. Definitely the show's biggest stumbling block. David Cross's (aka the bald guy's) production company is called liberal Jew-run productions. It's currently being sued, which means a judge has to call to order the case of 'humourless ass-fuck vs Liberal Jew-Run Productions. How awesome is that?

This thread is making me all yiffy.