Crippler Crossface

It's a fake, but a very beautiful fake.

... Ladies and gentlemen, we have your WrestleCrap winner for 2006.

Wrestlemania 23 - Vince vs. God... wonder how that will be booked...

I feel a Stunner coming on...

Oh God, I can see where this is going...

Did you know: I've been lurking around here for months?

Looks like a good card, especially the Landon/Danny match. Can't wait to see how it turns out.

This is quite possibly the best "put someone over by destroying something" segment I've ever seen. Love how Batista was playing it cool

Ouch... though SD! has seen better days, they only have to look at NBC to see what happens when your top show goes away. NBC may end up last of the four major networks simply because "Friends" is gone and they haven't filled the void, and UPN seems to be doing the same, since few of their other programs have survived as long as SD! (or so I think).

I think I'm the only person up on this board watching it right now... he's supposed to be on after this commercial break, probably to shill his new film. Where is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog when you need him? EDIT: Forgot about the book, too...

Can I have my named changed to Crippler Crossface, please? Thank you very much

Wow, Eugene just eliminated Maven. There goes whatever shred of credibility he had left

Aw man... the spoilers were right. Vince just changed it to as the spoilers said... winner faces HHH.

That's the plan for two weeks, then Benoit fights Edge his week or something like that.

Let me guess... next week, we find out Snitsky is in Evolution.

Now watch Triple H kick out of this! Edit: Never mind... SNITSKY!

Who wants to bet we get no finish or a belt shot?

I smell the turn coming...

Holy crap... I think they were just throwing words in there... I swear I heard "pastrami" in the translator's Arabic...

Ooh, look... Justin Guarini on the SmackDown Rebound... I'm surprised he's found work after "From Justin To Kelly"

Damn, I was hoping it'd be Hurricane so that he'd come out and like Simon Dean would disappear, only to reemerge as Nova, Hurricane's nemesis. Sadly, this is the WWE, the land where dreams never come true...

YES!!! HURRICANE! Awww crap, it's Rosey.

It's Simon time! And did anyone catch the Simon sign way up in the back?

Ummm… remember how the WWE doesn’t believe in continuity with the past at all? You know, how things in the past always get forgotten by the writers?

I echo this. Jesus titty-fucking christ. WWE - I don't care how much you hossify this guy up...but let him keep the C4. That shit is a bonified Cruiserweight Killer, and that more than likely means that if he ever gets to the big show, he'll be the new A-Train. Several months later on WWE Raw, Burchill debuts in a squash and hits his finisher... JR: BAH GAWD! BURCHILL WITH THE BIG BOOT! BURCHILL WITH THE BIG BOOT!