Crippler Crossface

And Callis wins via a Goldylocks heel turn.

Hey... don't give out my ideas...

Agreed. The only way to get people to hate Austin in Detroit is to have him come out to the ring wearing an Avs jersey.

Oh, so I get a taped show on my birthday. It had better be good.

Teh stats for Craven have been updated. Figured you might care.

I'd like to see a 2/3 falls match. And dear God, Thor... change your sig pic... *shudder*

As logical (and really cool) as it sounds, this is the WWE. Logic here is backwards.

Wait, are the Lions in the Super Bowl? They're not? Oh, then I don't care. I have better things to do... like write. ^_-

That's my theory on what's going to happen at RR this year. Flair and Batista come out, distract Goldberg after he cleans house, Orton knocks him out from behind, and boom, Orton = winner. Unless they do that whole Benoit winning from #1 thing, but with Goldberg at #30... I'm not 100% sure that'll hapen

*reads announcement* Well, that blows. Hopefully, this will turn out to be a good thing. The only bad thing I could think of now is that this means we're not getting anyone new and eventually the entire fed will end up retired and *poof* no more fed. Even more of a reason for me to write my match! (As if I didn't have one already...)

*big breath* Here we go...

Don't worry, Thugg, you're not the only one getting ignored... [subtle_hint]Read The Away In A Manger Match[/subtle_hint]

15,000 words. My fingers hurt. ~Craven~

Three Words: Yes they would.

I'm as far as Crow is. Yay.

New stats will be up by the end of tonight for The King of Nightmares. Be on the lookout for them.

Yeah and his name is Vince McMahon. ...So that whoe story about Vince being too mentally ill and the board giving Foley power wasn't kayfabe?

Seah O'Haire must be crying right now becuase Raw just took the best part of his gimmick.

Craven is teh calling teh magical open promoage.

... IN IRAQ?!?!?! Please tell me Bradshaw will be kept in a cage while the WWE is over there and not let out... please...

And now, for the RPs... Michael Craven: Survival of The Fittest The Ring Year of The Nightmare Zero Hour ...that's it. Taamo had a paper to do for college (N), and I haven't seen Outcast around in a while, so I figure he's visiting family. And now... we wait.

Is that the title of the DVD, because that is one of the worst titles for a WWE DVD I've ever heard.

Craven = teh promoingz for Lockdown Oh, and I call opening promo

What is your real name? Michael Andrew Craven. Where do you live? Though I was born in Los Angeles and raised in Regina, Saskatchewan for most of my childhood, I now live in Clearwater Florida, the location of my "gigantic mansion". It's on the shoreline facing out into the Gulf, and it's a beautiful place. What's your marital status and do you have kids? I'm happily married to my wife and college sweetheart Amy, and we've got a daughter Holly, who is now just under a year old. She's the best Christmas present I've ever gotten. Who's your best friend outside of kayfabe? God, I've got too many to list. But my top five, in no order: King, Insane Luchador, Chris Raynor, Mark Stevens (screw kayfabe ), and last but not least, Tom Flesher. Of course, there's Justice and Rule, Erek Taylor, Pete, Chris Wilson, Eddie Mac, Strangler, Thugg... the list goes on and on. Who's your favourite WWE Wrestler Chris Jericho. I've had the pleasure of meeting him a few times, and he's an awesome guy. He's got a lot of talent, and I hope he gets another run with the title soon. Who's you favourite Other wrestler (US Indies or Japan) Chris Daniels. This guy is awesome, and I think he may be one of the keys to getting TNA into the big-time wrestling picture alongside WWE. What's your favourite match to watch? The Benoit/Jericho ladder match from the Royal Rumble a few years back. The things they did in that match with the ladder were flat out nuts and took the ladder match genre to a new level. Who's your favourite Band or singer? I have several: Metallica, U2, Ozzy Osbourne, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, The Clash, and Queen. I do have one lest favourite band, though, and that honor goes to Limp Bizkit. Fred Durst is an annoying asshole. What's your favourite album? Man, that's a tough question... hmmm... so many to pick from, but I'm going to go with U2's "The Joshua Tree", quite possibly the best album ever. I know the lyrics to the whole album, and I sing along whenever I hear a song from that album. What's your favourite song? Definitely my warm-up song, Marylin Manson's "The Beautiful People". I just love the rhythm of that song, and it was pretty cool to hear it on Smackdown for a while. It was also the song I was listening to when I came up with the idea for my original gimmick of "The Nightmare" Michael Craven. But Ra's "Do You Call My Name" might be upsetting that soon, because I've now been warming up to that song as well. I'll just have to see. What's your favourite film? Akira. Dear God, I'm am such an anime nut, and I loved this movie from beginning to end. I've got it in it's own special place on my DVD shelf, and I'd recommend it to anyone who wants to see how awesome an anime movie can be. Which sporting teams/franchises do you support? I'm a die-hard Seattle Mariners fan, and I'm also a fan of the Calgary Flames, Dallas Mavericks, and my hometown Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And of course, since I was brought up in the Great White North, can't go without talkin' about my CFL team, the Saskatchewan Roughriders. What sports do you play? I was Saskatchewan's Wrestler of the Year twice back in high school, so I definitely can still amateur wrestle. Other than that, I'm up for a good game of basketball or hockey anytime, because playing hockey is all they do up in Canada, don't they? and finally... if you weren't a wrestler what WOULD you be? I've got a degree in psychology from Iowa State, so I'd probably be a psychologist. Damn my dad for getting me hooked on the business *wink*

Congrats, WC. Just hope you don't face my for that Hardcore Title any time soon...