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Yeah, you wouldn't even have to go through the draft!

*cue graphic* The crowd goes CRAZY as the graphic appears on the screen. COLE And it's time for the main event of the night! COACH Oh, man...it's go time, baby! Time for Drek Stone to return to his rightful place atop the OAOAST! COLE We'll find out! Let's go to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time for the main event of the evening! Tonight, a dream encounter, between two of the OAOAST's most decorated and colorful figures of all-time, for the Heavyweight championship of the WORLD! ARE YOU READY? *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Miami, Florida...ARRRRRRRRRE YYYYYYYOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAD YYYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Miami, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] *fireworks go off in the arena as the crowd cheers, then [i]Woke up This Morning[/i] hits and Drek Stone strides out into a sea of boos.* COACH This is it, Cole! BUFFER [i]Making his way down the aisle, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 235 pounds! He is arguably the most controversial figure in OAOAST history! And tonight, after nearly a year and a half, he looks to reclaim his spot atop the mountain. Ladies and gentlemen, the challenger, himself a FORMER Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRLD..."RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRECKLESSSSSSSSSSSS" DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREK SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE EEE!!!!![/i] COLE Drek Stone, who lost the OAOAST World title nearly 17 months ago at AngleMania IV. This is his first shot at the belt since that event! COACH And the ironic part is that he lost the belt to Axel, who then lost it to Hoff! And those three are very close associates now! Drek slowly walks to the ring, and climbs in, giving shit to various fans. He pounds his chest, and fireworks explode from all four corners. He then raises his arms in the air, as the music dies down, and [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg makes his way to the ring, getting a loud ovation. BUFFER [i]His opponent...weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the defending TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG![/i] Alf makes his way to the ring, and climbs in and poses on the buckles. He then hops down, and hands his belt to the referee, then meets Drek in mid-ring as the referee explains the rules. COACH Alf, you've just taken that belt off for the last time! The referee holds the belt up, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* The fans cheer for a few seconds, then take in the staredown. COLE Alf's really been looking forward to this, after some of the heinous acts pulled by Drek Stone over the last few weeks! Alf and Drek spend a few seconds talking trash to each other, then back off and circle the ring. Camera flashes go off as the two tie up, and Drek backs Alf into a corner. The referee counts for a break, and Drek releases, then shoves Alf in the chest. COACH That's it, let him know who the man is! They go in for another tieup, and Drek takes Alf down with a fireman's carry! However, Alf reaches up with the legs and grabs Drek in a headscissors! Drek struggles for a few seconds, then kips up to escape! Drek walks around the ring arrogantly as the crowd boos. Alf gets up, and a third tie-up is made, with Alf going behind, and taking Drek up, then down to the mat with a rear waistlock. Alf rides Drek for a bit, then Drek gets to his feet and switches! COLE And a nice standing switch by Drek, as he's looked sharp early on! Drek hangs on to Alf, as Alf walks around the ring, then moves towards the ropes and takes Drek through the middle to the floor! COLE But a nice escape by Alf! Drek smacks the ground in anger (~!), as Alf motions for him to come back into the ring. Drek gets up and slides back in the ring, then moves the referee aside and smacks Alf right in the face! COLE And tempers flaring already! Alf backs Drek into a corner, and Drek ducks through the ropes as the referee backs Alf off. The referee turns and admonishes Drek, then Drek ties up with Alf again. He wrings Alf's arm, but Alf quickly reverses. Drek drops down and takes Alf to the mat with a drop toehold! Drek then hops forward and grabs a side headlock. However, as he forces Alf down to the mat, Alf manages to slip free and chicken wing his arm on the mat! COACH Well, they're keeping it clean early on, Cole, but I don't think it'll last long. COLE I don't think so, either. Alf lets Drek up, and backs him into the ropes. Drek reverses an Irish whip, and ducks down, allowing Alf to execute a sunset flip! 1... 2.. Kickout! Drek charges Alf, and is taken over in an armdrag! COLE And Alf looking like the better technician early on! COACH And the last part of that sentence is the key, Cole, early on! Drek gets to his feet, and delivers an elbow to the side of Alf's face! He then goes to the ropes, and takes Alf down with a shouldercheck. Alf flips over as Drek goes to the ropes, then gets up and leapfrogs Drek, before dropping down and catching him with a monkey flip! Alf then gets up, measures Drek, and clotheslines him to the floor! COLE And Alf taking the early advantage in the main event of AngleSlam! Drek takes a seven-count, then climbs back into the ring. He comes back and shoves Alf once again, then Alf pays him back with a slap in the face of his own! COLE Alf returning the favor from earlier in the match! Alf then rolls up Drek from behind... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf immediately grabs Drek's arm and bars it. COACH And you notice Alf still keeping it wrestling here, despite Drek's antics, and I think he's being smart. Normally I'd have a hard time betting against Alf in a fight, but I don't think he wants a fight with Drek Stone! Drek gets to his feet and back Alf into the ropes. He pushes Alf off, and Alf ducks a clothesline. Drek drops down, then hops up, backs into the ropes, and catches Alf with a high knee! COLE And a great flying knee from Drek Stone! Drek gets up slowly and stomps away at Alf, stomping him all the way to the side of the ring until he falls off the apron. Drek follows him out, and delivers some more stomps, before picking up Alf and ramming his back into the STEEL~! post! COACH And is Drek dangerous on that floor! Drek rolls Alf back inside, then picks him up and drills him with a backbreaker! He then rolls Alf over, and applies a Camel Clutch! COLE Submission hold applied by Drek Stone! Drek wrenches back as Alf tells the referee no. Drek the pulls the hair and talks trash to Alf as the referee admonishes him. Drek pulls back, then pulls the hair once again, as Alf starts to get his knees under him! COLE But Alf coming out of this! As Alf gets to his feet, Drek changes to a chinlock, but Alf delivers an elbow to the gut! A second! A third! Alf goes to the ropes, and ducks a clothesline, but Drek catches him coming back, then plants him with a SIDE EFFECT~! COACH Great move, Drek! COLE A cover! 1... 2... Kickout! Drek backs Alf into a corner, but Alf reverses an Irish whip. Drek hops up to the second buckle, and comes back with a bodypress...but Alf rolls through! COLE Alf on top! 1... 2... Kickout! Drek quickly drops an elbow to the back of Alf, then picks him up, and dropkicks him, causing Alf to go through the ropes and through the floor! COLE And it's the challenger, Drek Stone, in control of this match for the World Heavyweight title! Alf gets back on the apron, and Drek grabs him. Drek attempts to suplex Alf back in, but Alf slips behind the back and grabs him! Drek quickly goes behind, and hits a German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COLE And Drek INCHES away from regaining the title right there! Drek picks up Alf, and delivers a bodyslam, followed by a fistdrop! Then a second, and a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Drek picks up Alf, and backs him into the ropes. Alf reverses the whip, and goes for a tilt-a-whirl, but Drek comes down on his feet, then scoops up Alf, and plants him with a TOMBSTONE~! COACH YEAH! You've got him, Drek! COLE What's Drek doing, he should be covering right now! Not that I'm complaining! COACH You just do your job as an announcer, Cole, and don't play favorites! COLE Well, what were you just doing? Meanwhile, Drek comes off the top for a SOMERSAULT LEGDROP~!!! ...but Alf rolls out of the way! COLE And nobody home! Both men take some time to get up, and when they do, they begin to trade punches. Alf gets the better of the exchange, but Drek goes to the eyes. Drek backs into the ropes, and Alf catches him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf follows up with a snap suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Drek, and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Alf on a roll, and Drek back into the corner! Alf climbs to the second buckle, and holds his fist out. The crowd pops, then counts along as Alf hammers away... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Drek drops down and rolls out of the ring as Alf is restrained by the referee. Alf then backs into the ropes, and comes back with a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE Alf FLYING to the outside! COACH Oh, come on, Drek! Alf hammers away at Drek on the floor, then gets up and raises his arms in the air, as the crowd goes crazy. Alf throws Drek back in, and plants him with a piledriver! COACH Oh, no... COLE Cover, Alf! 1... 2... NO! Drek kicks out! COACH Whew! Alf picks up Drek, but Drek gets to the ropes...then raises his leg and delivers a LOW BLOW~! COLE Cheap shot by Drek, and the referee obviously blind to that one! Drek picks up Alf's legs, and locks in a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! COLE Drek with the Cloverleaf, his primary submission move! Alf struggles to the ropes, but Drek pulls him back out to the middle! COACH OH YEAH! This one's in the bag! Drek cranks back on it, as Alf screams in pain, but refuses to give it up! COLE But Alf showing a champion's resolve, refusing to give up! Alf crawls very slowly, and with a hard reach, grabs the bottom rope! COLE And he made the ropes! The referee counts, and Drek finally releases the hold. Drek then picks up Alf, and whips him into a corner...but meets Alf's feet! Alf comes out of the corner with a bulldog! Alf then goes up top! COACH NO! COLE HERE IT COMES!!! Alf gets to the top rope, as the crowd gets to his feet, and comes off...and as Drek rolls out of the way, Alf does a somersault on the mat, ala Eddie Guerrero. Alf ducks a clothesline, and hits Drek with a SUPERKICK~!!! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COACH And how about Drek's resolve? COLE You've got it hand it to Drek, you've got to hand it to both these great competitors! We're witnessing a classic here, folks! Alf picks up Drek and sets him up on the top rope. Alf climbs up to the top rope after him, then lifts him up, and delivers a SUPERPLEX~! COLE Cover! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Alf makes his way over to the corner, and starts untying the buckle! COLE Oh, look at this! COACH Come on, referee, stop this! COLE Alf may be getting a little desperate here! Alf picks up Drek, and carries him over to the buckle, but the referee steps in the way! Alf stops, and shoves the referee out of the way! COACH Come on, disqualify him...wait, no! Don't! COLE That's right, Alf would keep the title on a DQ! Drek comes up from behind, and with both hands rams Alf face-first into the unexposed steel! COACH There you go! The referee comes around, as Drek crawls over and covers Alf... 1... 2... NO! Alf gets his shoulder up! COLE And Alf has been busted open! Drek gets up, and as Alf follows him up, Drek hammers away on the would with rights, eventually knocking Alf right back to the mat! Alf rolls into a corner, and Drek climbs to the outside and drags him to the edge of the apron, laying in elbows to the sternum! Drek then drags Alf to the outside, picking him up and dropping him sternum-first on the railing! Drek rolls back in, and waits for Alf to climb back in. The referee lays a count on, as Alf pulls himself back to the apron. Drek stops the count, then backs off, allowing Alf to come back in. When Alf gets to his feet, Drek pulls his legs out from under him, and applies a SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE And Drek taking a page out of Alf's book, applying the SHARPSHOOTER! Alf screams in pain, as he tries to drag himself to the ropes. The referee asks if he wants to give it up, and Alf says no. Alf pushes himself up, and crawls his way towards the ropes...but Drek pulls him back out to the center! COACH Oh, wouldn't this be great if Drek beat Alf with one of his own best holds? COLE To you. Alf crawls once again, and makes the ropes! The referee breaks. Drek pulls Alf out to apply it again, bending down to talk a little trash, when suddenly, Alf delivers an uppercut, knocking Drek on his back, then Alf sits up while still holding onto Drek's left leg, and applies his own SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE And what a reversal by Alf, and now it's Drek caught in the SHARPSHOOTER! COACH Come on, Drek, get to those ropes! Drek pulls himself to the ropes, inches away...and Alf drags him out to the middle! COLE This has got to be it! COACH No way! Drek's not a quitter, Cole! Drek screams in pain, but struggles once again, this time reaching the ropes! The referee counts, and Alf breaks JUST before the five-count. COACH WOW. This is one hell of a main event here on AngleSlam! Alf then climbs to the outside, and drags Drek to the corner. COACH Oh, wait a minute! Get out of there, Drek! Alf signals to the crowd, then crosses Drek's legs up, and climbs up, dropping down for the RINGPOST FIGURE-FOUR~!!! COLE Imagine the pain that must be going through Drek's body! The referee climbs to the outside, and counts Alf, who again waits right until the last second to break. Alf climbs back in after Drek, who pulls himself into the opposite corner. Alf grabs Drek, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY OVERHEAD~! COLE And Alf setting Drek up here! Alf picks up Drek slowly, and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Alf then waits for Drek to get up, and scoops up Drek for a slam, but Drek slips behind...and delivers the RECKER~!!!!!11111 COACH YES!!! COLE Drek with the RECKER~! This could be it! 1... 2... COLE KICK OUT, Alf! 3!!! COACH YES~!!! COLE NO~!!! COACH NO??? COLE Alf got his shoulder up! I can't believe it! This match continues! Both men are out of it on the mat, though, so the referee starts up his count. ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!! SEVEN!!! EIGHT!!! Alf and Drek both sit up simultaneously, and start exchanging fists. Drek gets the better of the exchange, knocking Alf to the mat with a big European uppercut! Drek then picks up Alf, setting up for a powerbomb...but Alf slips out in front...and delivers a IMPLANT DDT~! to Drek! COLE Alf scoring with Drek's own move! Cover him! COACH Kick out! 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Drek gets his shoulder up at the LAST split-second! COACH Oh, man! Someone get me some water! Alf slams his hands on the mat, then slowly gets to his feet. As Drek gets to his feet, Alf picks him up, and delivers the WHIPLASH~!!! Alf then points to the top, and staggers to the corner. COLE And Alf going to try it again! Alf climbs to the top, as Drek makes no effort to move... ...and comes off for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 ...but Drek gets the knees up, and Alf rolls to the other side of the ring! COLE But Drek survives once again! Alf holds his midsection as Drek slowly gets to his feet and makes his way towards him. Alf gets to his feet in the corner, and Drek goes for an Irish whip. Alf blocks and wrings the arm, then lifts him up on his shoulders for the WHIPLASH~!!! ...however, Drek slides behind the back, spins Alf around...and hits the STONECUTTER~!!!!!11111 COACH YES~!!! COVER! COLE DREK WITH THE STONECUTTER~! 1... 2... COLE Come on, Alf! [b]3~!!![/b] *DING DING DING* COLE DAMMIT! COACH OHHHHH YYYYEAH!!!!! COLE Drek Stone has regained the OAOAST World championship! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and NNNNNNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLD..."RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRECKLESSSSSSSSSSSS" DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREK SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE EEE!!!!![/i] COACH Say it again, Cole, say it again! COLE ...Drek Stone has won the OAOAST World Heavyweight championship for the second time. Drek Stone gets to his knees as the referee hands him the belt, then stands to his feet, and holds the belt up in one hand, with a smirk on his face, as the referee raises his hand. Alf rolls from the ring and makes his way to the back. COLE Alf had a great run. He fought a great fight tonight! But finally, someone got one over on him, and it's Drek Stone, for the second time, the OAOAST champion. COACH You want some cheese with that whine, Cole? Face it, Drek Stone was the better man! Drek Stone was due for this moment! And it's here! Deal with it! Hoff slides in and congratulates Drek, as Axel, clad in a snazzy suit, steps through the ropes clapping his hands. Balloons and confetti - red, white, and green - fall from the ceiling, as Hoff and Axel raise Drek up on their shoulders, and show him to all the sides, as Drek holds his arms out with the belt, still with that arrogant smirk on his face. They then set him down, and he makes his way to the buckles. COLE What's next for Drek Stone? What's next for Alfdogg, and for that matter, what's next for the OAOAST? We'll find out starting this Thursday. For the Coach, I'm Michael Cole, we'll see you this Thursday on HeldDOWN~! Drek climbs on the buckle, and holds his arms out, with the belt in his right hand. He looks down at the camera, and shows the belt to it, then holds up the #1 sign with his finger as we: [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

...in the music folder?

I like it. People who want to use the ignore feature on the folder can now and can still post in GC/Foods and such.

What's the difference.

I understand what you're saying, Ripper, but it bothers me a bit that there was no effort even to try to move those guys. If I read one article saying "the Pacers called teams about Jackson/Tinsley, but received no interest", that would make me feel a little better, because at least they acknowledge that those guys are problems. And I'm still not sure why Carlisle suddenly stopped playing Jasikevicius in the second half of the season. I hope he's changed his mind for this season, because we're *really* going to need his shooting.

You're probably thinking of Riptide Rush.

You have boobs? pics plz

PK: NYU is writing a segment that should go after this match to close the show. If he sends it to you, just stick it right in on the end of this match. If he sends it to me, I'll add it in. COLE And the World Heavyweight title about to be on the line, just three days before AngleSlam! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, this is the MAIN EVENT of OAOAST HeldDOWN~! It is a one-on-one match, for the Heavyweight championship of the WORLD! Tonight, the reigning two-time champion, clashes with another former two time champion. ARE YOU READY? *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Lincoln, Nebraska...ARRRRRE YOUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here tonight, and the millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]Hypnotize[/i] hits, and the cheers turn to boos as Hoff makes his way out. BUFFER [i]Making his way down the aisle, weighing in at 275 pounds! Tonight, he looks to becoome the first-ever THREE-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD! Ladies and gentlemen, from Minneapolis, Minnesota...HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!![/i] COACH Oh man, could you imagine Hoff vs Drek Stone headlining AngleSlam? COLE I'd rather not. COACH It could happen! Hoff walks around arrogantly in the ring, as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits and the crowd cheers as Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains. BUFFER [i]His opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the reigning TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf makes his way down to the ring, and slides in, where Hoff attacks immediately! *DING DING DING* Hoff hammers away on the back of Alf, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, and catches Hoff with a flying bodypress! However, instead of going for a pin, Alf hammers away on the head of Hoff! COACH Come on, referee! Alf finally gets off, and Hoff retreats into a corner. Alf follows, and delivers some more right hands! However, Hoff fires back, eventually getting the better of a slugfest. Hoff then turns Alf around in the corner, and starts to drive in knees to the midsection. COACH Alf made a big mistake trying to trade blows with Hoff! Hoff whips Alf HARD across the ring, and Alf drops to his knees holding his back in pain. Hoff follows, taunting the crowd at the same time, drawing boos. He picks Alf up once again, and fires off rights. Hoff then whips Alf across once again, and comes flying in with a knee...but Alf moves out of the way! COLE And now Hoff making the mistake, and he's in pain! COACH Oh, no! And you know Alf's going to feast on this! Hoff hobbles out of the corner, and Alf follows him around, delivering a kick to the back of his leg! Alf waits for Hoff to get up, and again kicks his leg (out of his leg, lol)! Hoff gets to his feet, and Alf sends another kick to the leg, then grabs it, and applies a FIGURE-FOUR~! COLE And Alf with a submission hold early! COACH Hang on, Hoff! Hoff writhes around in pain as the crowd is going crazy, and the referee asks if he wants to give it up. Hoff declines, but lays on his back, and the referee counts... 1... 2... Hoff sits up! Hoff fights for a few seconds more, and lays back again. 1... 2... Hoff sits up, then starts to pull his way towards the ropes. Hoff scoots and grabs the bottom rope with both hands, and the referee breaks the hold. COLE Hoff escapes, but who knows how much damage was done to that knee? As Hoff struggles to his feet, Alf grabs the leg once again, then trips him up, and drops an elbow to the leg! COLE And Alf relentlessly going after the leg, smart move on his part, he's giving up a lot of size here! Alf drops another elbow, then allows Hoff to get to his feet, before tripping him up once again, and dragging him out to the ringpost! The crowd roars as Alf looks out to them, then slams the leg against the STEEL~! post! Alf grabs the leg once again, then twirls his finger around, as the crowd goes NUTS! COLE Uh-oh... COACH Oh, come on...referee! Get out there and do something! However, Hoff manages to use his legs to Alf forward into the post! Hoff gingerly scoots out of the corner and favors his knee, then scoots across to the opposite corner, dragging the leg along. Alf shakes the cobwebs off and rolls back into the ring, stalking Hoff into the corner. Hoff scoots around to get away, until Alf catches him on the ropes. Alf hammers away on Hoff until the referee separates them, then when the referee moves, Alf charges Hoff...who backdrops Alf HIGH over the top to the floor! COACH There you go, baby! COLE Wow, that was a long fall Alf took to the floor there, and Hoff has got to rest, but he doesn't want to let Alf get counted out, either! Hoff slowly gets up and limps around the ring, trying to put weight on the knee, as the referee counts. COACH And that's what he's doing, he's walking it off, and he's having some luck with it, it seems! Hoff stops the referee's count, and the referee backs him off. The referee starts his count once again, and Hoff makes his way back over and kicks Alf off the apron. Hof then follows Alf to the outside, and picks him up in a slam...then drops him over the guardrail, folding him in half, and Alf falls the rest of the way over into the crowd! COLE Oh my GOD, Alf may have cracked ribs! COACH Beautiful! BEAUTIFUL, Hoff! Hoff taunts the fans once again, then rolls back into the ring. The referee counts, then midway through, the still slightly-limping Hoff stops the count and goes out after Alf. He grabs Alf in a hiptoss and brings him back over the railing, then stomps away, before picking him up and ramming him into the steel steps! COLE Both these guys very smart, they've damaged a part of the body and stayed right on it! COACH Yeah, but that knee's coming back for Hoff now, Alf's in a world of pain! Hoff rolls Alf back into the ring, then picks him up, and delivers a rib-breaker! He pulls Alf back up, turns, and delivers a second! He then picks Alf up one last time, turning to each side of the crowd and drawing tremendous boos, before delivering a third and tossing him to the mat! COLE It looks like you're right, Coach, Hoff starting to bring the power game into play! Hoff does some more showboating, as Alf tries to push himself back to his feet. Hoff moves over and drops an elbow to the back, then gets up, measures, and drops a second. Hoff then picks up Alf, whips him into the ropes, and delivers a powerslam! COACH That's it! Cover, Hoff! 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And that almost WAS it! Hoff picks up Alf, whipping him HARD into the buckles chest-first! COLE And the wind knocked out of Alf right there! Hoff then puts a foot on Alf's chest. 1... 2... Alf shoves the foot to the side. COLE And Hoff's not getting a pin like that, not in a World title match, anyway! Hoff whips Alf into the ropes, and catches him coming back with an abdominal stretch! COLE And a smart hold by Hoff here! COACH No doubt, Alf's taken a lot of punishment to those ribs, and with Hoff's power behind it, we could see a submission right here! Hoff pushes down on the hold, as Alf yells "NO" to the referee. Hoff uses the free arm to hammer the midsection, and continues to crank back. Suddenly, Alf gets a rush of adrenaline, and reverses the hold! COLE And what a reversal by Alf! COACH He'll never hold on, though! Hoff quickly hiptosses Alf to escape, then slowly stomps away, talking trash to Alf in between each stomp. Alf crawls into a corner, and Hoff follows, delivering a right hand...which is returned by Alf! COLE And Alf starting to fight back here! Hoff with another right, returned! A third, same result! Suddenly, Alf starts firing off rights, but Hoff goes to the eyes. Hoff whips Alf across again, and applies the abdominal stretch once again, but Alf manages to grab the ropes, and hiptosses Hoff over the top to the floor! COLE And a big break for Alf right there! Alf gathers his senses, and as Hoff gets to his feet, he's met with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! from Alf! COLE Wow, I don't know how wise it is of Alf to be taking these kind of risks! COACH I'll tell you how wise it is, it's *not*! It's stupid, and it's going to play right into Hoff's hands. Alf hammers away with right hands, then picks up Hoff, and whips him into the STEEL~ post! Alf then rolls Hoff back inside, and hammers away on him. He then delivers a Hart Attack clothesline, and goes to the top... COACH See, here we go again! Hoff gets to his feet, and Alf hits a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Alf follows with a fisherman's suplex! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Alf whips Hoff into a corner, and charges...but Hoff gets his feet up! COLE And Alf stopped cold once again! Hoff lays across Alf, and puts his feet on the ropes! 1... 2... NO! Alf kicks out anyway! Hoff argues with the referee for a bit, then signals for the end! COACH Here comes the FUTURE SHOCK~! And here comes everyone's dream match for AngleSlam! COLE :angry: Hoff sets Alf up, and lifts him for the FUTURE SHOCK~!!!!!11111...however, Alf slides behind the back, and delivers a German suplex~! 1... 2... NO!!! Hoff kicks out! Both men slowly get to their feet, and Hoff takes a swing...but Alf ducks, and sets up a belly-to-belly! However, Hoff manages to go behind, shoving Alf into the ropes, and catching him with a SPINEBUSTER~!!!111 COACH That's GOT to be it! 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! Hoff picks up Alf, and delivers a backbreaker, then goes to the top, taking his time in doing so. COLE Hoff really taking a while here, he better quit wasting time! Alf is getting to his feet as Hoff climbs the buckles, then Hoff comes off the top...and gets leveled on the way down with a SUPERKICK~! COACH Oh, no! Alf gains his senses, then goes to the top himself! COACH GET UP, HOFF~! COLE Alf going upstairs now! The crowd is going crazy, as Alf connects with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COACH DAMN IT! *DING DING DING* COLE And it WILL be Alf vs Drek at AngleSlam! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Immediately after the announcement, the cameras hastily cut backstage...

My dad was telling me tonight about ESPN doing a 5-second delay now on the LLWS, since this kid from Staten Island dropped the F-bomb on TV...apparently the coach was miked, and said "we need some hits!" and the kid then said "yeah, we need some fuckin' hits!" Did anyone else see this.

Pacers also get John Edwards in the deal, which was basically just more salary-dumping by the Hawks. Now we've got Wells, Evans, and KVH, then you start scraping the bottom, pretty much.

Hey, 131 posts, keep it down.

Stop copying my shit because you know you can't compete.

btw, draft me, the mascot comes free

Hey King, weren't you on Team ChokenSault last time.

Nobody hates me either, and I'm in.

Puerto Rico, China, & Slovenia down so far. Next up, Italy, who is also 3-0 while featuring no NBA players.

Since when are 13 year-olds allowed in Little League, anyway. As far as I've always known 12 was the oldest you could be.

who

I'm in, s0n.

The window is shut for the Colts, as far as I'm concerned. We'll never have as good of a chance as we did in '05.

No, the Knicks have got that title locked down for at least the next three years. My problem with the Harrington issue, and the team in general, is that we wasted no time dumping AJ for a bunch of scrubs and letting Fred Jones walk for nothing, but it's taking weeks to agree to this deal for a draft pick. There's been so much talk about changing the attitude of the team, and all we've done is dump the guys who actually busted ass and played hard all year (AJ, AC, Jones, Pollard), and keeping around the whiners (Jackson) and injury-prone guys (Tinsley).

IT'S BACK ON~