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For the record, the Pacers have had a second-half lead in EVERY SINGLE GAME this season, and are now 5-7. Hilarious.

Vinny's team will be known as "Tryst at Mardi Gras" (name courtesy of Patty).

Well, you know what they say about big glasses.

I really don't think this makes the Knicks too much worse, but I'm really surprised they traded Crawford. He was working out really well under D'Antoni. Also, what the fuck was Toronto doing on that last play? That's just pathetic.

Bohemoth vs Todd Cortez vs Ned Blanchard Survivor Series rules match Team Heyross, The Christ Air Express, Los Diablos de Fuego, The Love Doctors, Jumbo & Deuce Deuce Bigelow vs Thunderkid & Reject, James Blonde & Faqu, V.I.C.E., Los Conquistadors, & Panic at the Disco

Carolina Baltimore Cleveland San Francisco Detroit Jacksonville Buffalo Miami St. Louis Tennessee Denver N.Y. Giants Washington Indianapolis Green Bay Colts - 34

Here are a couple team names Brock's Flock Disco Demolition (Jumbo's team) I'll get back to you with the name of Vinny's team.

Tony can edit this how he sees fit. Cut backstage, where the Beverly Hills Blonds are discussing their earlier meeting. SIMON Can you believe Moneymaker? Snubbing us for the Rockers [i]again?[/i] NED This has got to stop, I can't take much more of this. I've got to get out of here. SIMON Look, I know what's going on with the Deadly Alliance, but I think we should talk about it before you make any decisions. NED Whoa, I didn't say anything about the Deadly Alliance, I just said I've got to get out of here. I have given it some thought, there's no question...you'd be a fool not to. SIMON But what happens to me? Those guys said you're the one they're interested in, and I'd be left in the background, or to be made an example of by Teddy and his gang. NED Don't you worry about that, my man. Me and you are a package deal! Wherever I go, you go. Whoever we turn to, be it Alf, Moneymaker, or whoever, will have to deal with that. SIMON Well, let's just go talk about this some more. Ned and Simon walk off.

*BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* The crowd goes crazy, as Bo walks through the curtains. COLE We're back here on HeldDOWN~!, and we've just been informed that Bo will be taking the place of Brock Ausstin in this match! BUFFER [i]Team Heyross's tag team partner...from Greenville, South Carolina...representing the In-Crowd...he is the Metrosexual Monster, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] COACH FOR NOW, he is representing the In-Crowd! COLE :rolleyes: Bo climbs into the ring, and talks with Team Heyross, before stepping outside the ring. Charlie Moss and TK are left inside. *DING DING DING* Moss and TK circle the ring, then tie up. TK delivers a foot to the gut, then backs Moss into the ropes, and attempts an Irish whip. However, Moss reverses, then drops down, as Benjamin hops into the ring. Both members of Team Heyross leapfrog TK, then catch him with a double bodyslam! They then catch Reject coming in, and drop him with a double elbow, as Bo steps in behind the two of them. Alf steps n next, and is sent fleeing by a double dropkick! COLE Team Heyross, with Bo watching their back for this one night, have things well under control here in the early going! COACH Yeah, but you notice he wasn't too quick to join in on the physicality! Moss tags to Benjamin, as TK slides back in. TK charges, but gets caught in a drop toe hold! Benjamin then goes to a side headlock, but TK works his way off the mat, and shoves Benjamin into a corner. TK charges, but Benjamin moves, then forces him back into the corner, climbing to the middle rope, and laying in rights as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Benjamin then attempts a whip across, but TK reverses. Benjamin hops to the middle rope, and jumps back for a bodypress, but TK ducks, then tags in Alf. COLE And Alf the legal man now for the Deadly Alliance! Alf backs Benjamin into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then starts to choke Benjamin in the corner, before the referee backs him off. This allows Reject to wrap the tag rope around the throat of Benjamin! COLE And behind the referee's back, Reject with that tag team rope! Alf makes his way back to the corner, then brings Benjamin out, and whips him into the ropes. Alf drops down, then attempts a clothesline, which Benjamin ducks, and hits a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin grabs Alf's leg, and makes a tag to Moss. Moss comes in, and he and Benjamin make a wish on Alf! Moss then picks Alf up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a belly-to-belly gutwrench! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Nice suplex by Charlie Moss, for a count of two! Moss whips Alf in once again, but puts his head down, and Alf delivers a kick, then tags out to Reject, who quickly gets taken down in an armdrag! COLE And now in comes Reject, but he gets caught! Some exciting action in this one! Reject gets to his feet, then shoves Moss across, then drops down...and after Moss hops over, TK catches him with a knee to the back! COACH Nice shot by TK! Reject tags in TK, who joins Reject for a double team Irish whip, flooring Moss with a double clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks up Moss, then lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him to the mat, then tagging in Alf. Alf scoops up Moss, and drops him throat-first across the top rope! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf delivers right hands, as Moss comes to his knees, and Moss starts to return fire! COLE But look at Charlie Moss fight back from his knees! However, Alf goes to the eyes, then executes a snap suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Moss, then sets up a suplex, but Moss reverses to a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Moss almost snuck out with a win! Alf gets to his feet, and lays a BIG chop across the chest, knocking Moss to the mat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then tags in Reject, who grabs the legs of Moss. COACH Uh-oh, this could be it! Reject hooks in the R-LOCK~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject with the R-Lock locked in! However, Benjamin hops in, and floors Reject with a clothesline! COACH Hey, get him out of there! The referee backs off Benjamin, which allows TK to jump in. He and Reject whip Moss into a corner, and Moss bounces out and floors both with a double clothesline! Moss crawls back over to the corner, and TAGS BO! COLE THERE'S THE TAG! Bo steps in and floors TK with a clothesline! He then floors Reject with a clothesline! He then waves on TK, and executes a SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Reject saves! Benjamin climbs in and goes at it with Reject, as Bo slowly picks up TK, and sets up TK for a powerbomb. COLE And Bo may be setting up TK here! As the referee tries to separate Benjamin, Moss, and Reject, Alf slides in from behind and smacks Bo across the back with a chair! COLE And Alf with a chairshot behind the referee's back! Benjamin then breaks free from the back, and grabs the chair from Alf from behind! Alf begs off, as Benjamin stalks him with the chair! At this point, Bo turns around and spots Benjamin with the chair...then spins him around and flattens him with a spinebuster! COACH :lol: COLE What...Bo just hit a spinebuster on Quentin Benjamin! Bo then picks the chair up off the mat, as Moss has the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!!!11111 applied on Reject, and lays a shot across Moss's back! COLE Bo has lost it here! He must think that Quentin was the one who leveled him with the chair! COACH Quentin did hit him with the chair, Alf was just trying to stand up for Bo there while Quentin stalked him with it! COLE That's a lie! Bo departs the ring, as the fans are at a loss as how to react to this situation. Meanwhile, TK lifts Benjamin, and drops him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111, while Alf gains his balance on top...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And that'll be it for this match! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of THHHHHHUNDERKID, RRRRRREJECT and ALFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Well, a very unfortunate ending to this match, HUGE misunderstanding on the part of Bohemoth... COACH Wrong, Cole! This obviously answers our question, it looks like Bohemoth is the one in cahoots with the DA! COLE I'll believe it when I see it. Right now, let's go to...

[i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains, followed by Thunderkid and Reject. COLE Big six-man match coming up next! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a six-man tag team contest, scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 717 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance...first, introducing the OAOAST World tag team champions, THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* BUFFER [i]Their tag team partner is the leader of the Deadly Alliance, and the REIGNING OAOAST United States champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* COLE And this a small sample of what we'll see at November Reign in a Survivor Series-rules match, when the Deadly Alliance, the four currently representing the group, take on Brock's team of himself, Team Heyross, and a partner to be determined, which will be revealed at November Reign! Alf, TK, and Reject enter the ring and do their thing, as [i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits, and Team Heyross comes through the curtains to a nice ovation. COLE Two-time former tag team champions, Team Heyross, and listen to the fans! BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a combined weight of 775 pounds...introducing first...CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Team Heyross walks down the aisle, and stops at the ring area, waiting for their partner, but the camera suddenly cuts backstage, to find Sandman9000 being restrained by security, as Bohemoth shouts threats at him! COLE What is this? Bohemoth continues to shout at Sandman, then makes his way over to a bloodied Brock Ausstin, who is being tended to by EMTs. COACH Uh-oh... COLE Brock Ausstin bloodied and battered backstage, obviously by Sandman9000, thank goodness Bohemoth was there! COACH Now how do you know that, Cole? It could be a ploy! You know there's serious negotiations ongoing between Bo and the DA! COLE Come on! Team Heyross looks on in disbelief, as Josie Baker arrives on the scene. Bo pulls her aside and has a discussion, as the camera continues to focus on Brock. Bo then whispers something to Brock, before heading towards the ring. COLE Hey, wait a minute, Bo's on his way out here! COACH For what? COLE We'll find out after this commercial break! Folks, stay tuned! [b]COMMERCIAL[/b]

Pittsburgh

GROUP A "Build me up Buttercup" by The Foundations "8 Miles High" by the Byrds "Cupid" by Sam Cooke "Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals "She Loves You" by The Beatles "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye "Good Vibrations" by Beach Boys GROUP B "Dance to the Music" by Sly & the Family Stone "Hey Jude" by The Beatles "My Girl" by The Temptations "Dazed and Confused" by Led Zeppelin "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees "A Change Is Gonna Come" by Sam Cooke GROUP C "Space Oddity" by David Bowie "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley "Street Fighting Man" by The Rolling Stones "Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells "Purple Haze" by The Jimi Hendriz Expierence "The Weight" by The Band "Time of The Season" by The Zombies "Reach Out, I'll Be There" by The Four Tops GROUP D "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground "Tears of a Clown" by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles "Turn, Turn, Turn" by The Birds "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones "Break on Through" by The Doors "Scarborough Fair" by Simon & Garfunkel "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong

Pacers bounce back with a nice win over the Hawks, who unfortunately lost Al Horford early in the game. Danny Granger goes for 34 after a couple off-nights. And check out Rasho's line: 21 points, 7 rebounds, 5 assists, 3 blocks, 2 steals.

Alfdogg, Thunderkid & Reject vs Brock Ausstin & Team Heyross Plus some segments pushing the "who will the 5th DA member be?" angle.

Great segments with Mr. Dick throughout the night. Nice segment from CI, with Landon rounding the troops. You have to wonder how long until things boil over with Cortez/Black and Landon. Nice, hot six-man tag match. Dominant performance by Malaysia, as expected. Looks like Ragdoll has a bone to pick with his sister-in-law. Love Shack was amazing. If the object was to establish PRL as the heel of the two participants, it did a great job accomplishing that. Great promo work as usual from Zack/Moneymaker/Alison. Terrific main event, with Zack repaying Krista from last week at the end. MOTN: Krista vs Mr. Dick LOTN: "Uh, hello?! We’re in an Asian massage parlor. Your hands, my dick. Chop, chop. I ain't askin you to chug the whole 12 inches down, though by the looks of you I bet ya could fit a couple sprite cans in your mouth. Asian girls just don't know how to suck a man right. I think its cause ya'll eat all them noodles and rice, it don't take no effort to eat those, you ain't gotta put in any mouth work. Black girls? Black girls put in some work! 'Cause they gotta eat that fried chicken and those biscuts and those ribs, and those are huge foods, so they get a mouth work out, so when it comes time to cram the beef on in there, they're experienced pros by the time they're 13! White girls is like a cracker jack box, you never what kinda prize your gonna get. I think it all depends on how close they grew up to black girls. You get one of those thugged out down for life white girls, and you got some good good suckin goin on. But you get one of those princess that act like invading your trousers is the invasion of normandy I kick those bitches outta bed. I don't got time for that!" - Mr. Dick

Sun, Nov. 16 Miami @ Toronto, 1:00 Orlando @ Charlotte, 5:30 Dallas @ New York, 6:00 Minnesota @ Denver, 8:00 Detroit @ Phoenix, 8:00 NBATV San Antonio @ Sacramento, 9:00 Mon, Nov. 17 Houston @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Phoenix @ Utah, 9:00 San Antonio @ LA Clippers, 10:30 NBATV Tue, Nov. 18 Dallas @ Charlotte, 7:00 Atlanta @ Indiana, 7:00 Toronto @ Orlando, 7:00 Miami @ Washington, 7:00 New York @ Boston, 7:30 Cleveland @ New Jersey, 7:30 Sacramento @ Memphis, 8:00 Milwaukee @ Denver, 9:00 Portland @ Golden State, 10:30 Chicago @ LA Lakers, 10:30 NBATV Wed, Nov. 19 Washington @ Atlanta, 7:00 Cleveland @ Detroit, 7:30 Toronto @ Miami, 7:30 Dallas @ Houston, 8:00 ESPN Philadelphia @ Minnesota, 8:00 Sacramento @ New Orleans, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Denver @ San Antonio, 8:30 Milwaukee @ Utah, 9:00 Chicago @ Portland, 10:30 ESPN Thu, Nov. 20 Detroit @ Boston, 8:00 TNT LA Lakers @ Phoenix, 10:30 TNT Fri, Nov. 21 Orlando @ Indiana, 7:00 LA Clippers @ Philadelphia, 7:00 New Jersey @ Toronto, 7:00 Houston @ Washington, 7:00 ESPN Charlotte @ Atlanta, 7:30 Boston @ Minnesota, 8:00 Memphis @ Dallas, 8:30 New York @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Utah @ San Antonio, 8:30 New Orleans @ Oklahoma City, 9:30 ESPN Portland @ Sacramento, 10:00 Chicago @ Golden State, 10:30 Denver @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Sat, Nov. 22 Milwaukee @ Charlotte, 7:00 Houston @ Orlando, 7:00 NBATV Atlanta @ Cleveland, 7:30 Indiana @ Miami, 7:30 LA Clippers @ New Jersey, 7:30 Washington @ New York, 7:30 Utah @ Memphis, 8:00 Oklahoma City @ New Orleans, 8:00 Portland @ Phoenix, 9:00

Something I just noticed while checking the box score tonight (I refuse to discuss tonight's game or last night's embarassment against the Sixers): ex-Pacer Haywoode Workman is now a referee. After doing a check on wikipedia, this is his first season after reffing in the NBDL the past two years.

Any free ones out there?

Thanks. And again, I'm wanting to make these into video files on my computer, instead of burning them onto DVD-Rs. But all I've been able to do is create backup files.

Back from commercial, [i]God of Thunder[/i] is playing TK out to the ring, as he approaches the ring area. COLE And we're back here on HeldDOWN~!, as Thunderkid, one half of the World tag team champions, set to square off against Denzel Spencer, already in the ring! TK climbs into the ring and poses on the buckles with his belt, drawing boos. He then hands it to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* TK and Denzel circle the ring, and tie up. TK grabs a side headlock, then takes Denzel down to the mat. TK cinches in on the headlock, then Denzel rolls him over... 1... 2... TK rolls back over, then tries to pull down more, but Denzel slips free and hooks in a hammerlock! COLE Ooh, nice escape there by Denzel! TK quickly gets to the ropes, then makes his way to his feet after Denzel breaks. The two move in on one another again, and this time TK delivers a kick to the gut, then whips Denzel into the ropes. TK goes for a clothesline, but Denzel ducks, and takes down TK with an armdrag! TK quickly gets to his feet, and gets caught in a drop toe hold! TK gets to his feet again, and Denzel hits him with a dropkick, sending him over the top to the floor! COLE Nice string of offense by Denzel, and TK has to regroup! Denzel cuts TK off as he gets onto the apron, but TK grabs him around the head with both hands and drops to the floor, hanging Denzel up! COACH But a nice move there, let's see if he can follow up! TK picks up Denzel and hammers away with European uppercuts, then brings him out and executes a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK gets to his feet, and drops a knee to the sternum! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks Denzel up, and whips him into the corner, then charges...but Denzel moves out of the way! COLE Nobody home on the corner charge! COACH And TK went right with that right shoulder into the corner! Denzel grabs the arm, and starts delivering blows to the shoulder, then wrings the arm, stepping out to the apron, and dropping to the floor! COLE Nice strategy by Denzel, working over an appendage of the bigger, stronger TK! Denzel hooks the arm behind the back of TK, and scoops him up, slamming him onto it! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel picks up TK, and wrings the arm once again, but gets backed into the ropes by TK, who then whips Denzel into the ropes, and plants his left elbow into his sternum! COLE And a BIG elbow from TK! TK retreats to a corner to rest his arm, before eventually making his way back to Denzel and tossing him to the outside. TK lets Denzel climb to the apron, then delivers a forearm blow to the chest! He then snapmares Denzel back into the ring, drops an elbow, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks up Denzel and attempts to ram him into the buckles, but Denzel blocks, and rams TK instead! Denzel delivers right hands, then sets up an Irish whip, but TK reverses, and attempts a clothesline, but Denzel ducks, and hits a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! TK gets to his feet in time to floor Denzel with a clothesline! COLE And TK looking really sharp in this match! TK dumps Denzel to the outside once again, and this time follows him out, grabbing him around the waist and ramming him back first into the apron, then lifting him in the air for a PRESS SLAM~! COLE No, not on the floor! However, Denzel manages to wiggle free, and delivers some right hands, then grabs TK in a side headlock, but TK shoves him off into the ringpost! COACH But just when you think Denzel catches a break, TK comes right back! TK tosses Denzel back inside, then rolls inside, and scoops him up, executing a FALLAWAY SLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK then whips Denzel into the ropes, and catches him with a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK climbs to the top rope, but takes too much time in doing so, and Denzel shakes the ropes, causing TK to rack himself! Denzel then leaps high for a dropkick, knocking TK to the outside! COLE And that may have been the break that Denzel needed! COACH Mistake there by TK, too busy going back and forth with the fans as he climbed the ropes! Denzel catches his breath, then takes a couple steps back, then does a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! onto TK! COLE Denzel going for it all, and he got it! Denzel picks up TK and tosses him back inside, then climbs to the top rope, and hits a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Denzel delivers a foot to the gut, then hits TK with a SCISSOR KICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel then scoops TK onto his shoulders, and goes into an AIRPLANE SPIN~! COLE And an airplane spin! How about this? Denzel drops TK forwardonto his back, holding onto his legs, then executing a rolling cradle! 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel whips TK into the corner, then goes for the handspring elbow, but TK moves, then runs to the ropes, flooring him with a BICYCLE KICK~! COLE And what a KICK from TK! COACH That's got to be it! 1... 2... NO! Denzel gets the shoulder up! COLE But no, Denzel comes out! TK picks up Denzel, and hooks him for the SCORPION DEATHDROP~!!!!!11111, once again taking time to play to the crowd. Denzel kicks up off the buckles, flipping behind the back of TK, holding onto him, scooping him up, and delivering the CARRIBEAN COMPACTOR~!!!!!11111 COLE And Denzel with the Compactor! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE HE GOT HIM! COACH I don't believe it. BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...DENNNNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COLE What a huge win for Denzel Spencer, a big upset here on HeldDOWN~!, getting a fall on a member of the Deadly Alliance, Thunderkid! COACH I really just don't know what to say here, Cole...I can't believe it! You got it right, a BIG upset! Denzel celebrates in the aisle, as TK just realizes what happened, and holds his head in his hands in the ring. COLE Denzel Spencer getting on a roll here in the OAOAST, a big win here on HeldDOWN~! Right now, let's go to...

I think we all know which member of the Jets will get the shilling for the MVP award.

I'm going to come up with team names, I just haven't really thought about it yet. I'll try to have them in the next day or two.

I'd love to bang that woman in the Sonic commercials.

Also, do you have to rip the entire DVD all at once? Say I have a TV Series on DVD, and want to rip just one episode. How would I do this?

OK, I tried both of these programs, and all it seems to have done is create backup files. Where do I need to go from here?