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Yeah, he played the last few games of the regular season for the Celtics...I think he was working with them as an assistant or something.

Oh, but there is.

I don't blame you.

Here are the remaining free agents: Atlanta: Obanna Ekezie Boston: Dana Barros Charlotte: Lonny Baxter, J.R. Bremer, Maurice Carter, Desmond Ferguson, Marcus Fizer Chicago: Kendall Gill Cleveland: Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje, Lee Nailon Dallas: Travis Best, Scott Williams Denver: Ryan Bowen, Mark Pope, Rodney White Detroit: Tremaine Fowlkes Golden State: Avery Johnson Houston: Mark Jackson Clippers: Matt Barnes, Doug Overton Lakers: Horace Grant, Karl Malone, Bryon Russell Memphis: Stromile Swift Miami: Bimbo Coles, John Wallace Minnesota: Darrick Martin, Oliver Miller, Gary Trent New Jersey: Brandon Armstrong, Hubert Davis New Orleans: Courtney Alexander, Shammond Williams New York: Dermarr Johnson Orlando: Derrick Dial, Britten Johnson, Sean Rooks Phoenix: Keon Clark, Donnell Harvey Sacramento: Jabari Smith San Antonio: Kevin Willis Seattle: Ansu Sesay, Leon Smith Toronto: Robert Archibald, Corie Blount, Michael Curry, Dion Glover, Rod Strickland Washington: Mitchell Butler, Chris Whitney At least 50% of these guys will end up out of the league, I'd say. I don't have an honest clue as to how Sean Rooks keeps making teams. I'm quite stunned Stromile Swift has yet to be given an offer sheet. I've said this on more than one occasion, he'd be a perfect replacement for K-Mart in Jersey. Teams seem more interested in Keon Clark, who only played two games all last season. I hope James Jones pans out for us, Fred is pretty useless when he can't pull off a highlight dunk. I'd like to see us bring back Mark Jackson for one last run, see if he can help Tinsley out a bit.

...did I read the paper right this morning? IU actually beat a RANKED football team? I'm no expert on football, but I can't remember us *ever* being any good at football.

I just wanted to have the 300th reply.

Well this is embarassing.

Haha

On the Warrior Piper: You think it's his coffee? Brain: This guy would make coffee nervous.

Roddy Piper on Sherri "If she doesn't shave in the morning, she becomes a shrub."

Fuck you guys, I liked Space Jam.

Survivor Series '93 Vince: "What heart the 1-2-3 Kid has." Brain: "Kick him in the heart, then, that's what you do! Stomp his clots!"

Yeah, I do remember that, come to think of it. Wonder what happened there.

This list loses its credibility.

You are mistaken.

...is it a mint thin?

Hence my bumping it, Zacky.

I think he'll eventually have a matchup with Goldberg, followed by a failed attempt to play in the NFL.

Correct. He actually performed some songs off of it during one of the All Star breaks and even then, when the stage is for people to kiss the asses of the All Stars, people couldn't stomach the songs. It was awful. I believe that Kobe met his wife at his music video shoot or something for his album. Whatever. She'll be his ex wife in 2-3 years tops. Did they play one of them on a Sprite commercial he was in right around the time the 2003 playoffs started?

Well, considering Agent's a Bears fan, I'd say it was a coincidence too.

Either the 92 Rumble or Hogan/Warrior I.

I whored Monopoly fry boxes like a mofo when I worked at McD's.

This is a snip from one of the trackson Shaq's new record (no, I don't own it.) Discuss.

Congrats to the Pats. We didn't deserve to win after blowing it like that. I had a Vikings fan teasing me about how badly we blew it. That's how bad it was. Don't be retarded. Are you saying one missed field goal in an, at this point, meaningless game, nullifies an NFL record streak, a perfect percentage for a SEASON, along with having the best percentage in league history?